Ask McPunchie's

Headquarters of the World Video Burger Association. Banner by @oreoflesh, PFP by @m4y4fun.

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Welcome to McPunchie's!

In an alternate timeline, the Punch-Out Wii boxers operate a boxing-themed fast-food restaurant, serving burgers and unfiltered chaos to the public. What would their daily routine be like? It's up to you to ask them!

Employee Roster

Meet the Mods

Guidelines:

Please be civil.

Please keep asks SFW.

We reserve the right to decline asks at our discretion.

Asks should be directed to a Punch-Out character. If you have a question for the mods, please ask directly.

Have fun!

Brought to you by: @cherriemeeko, @m4y4fun, @oreoflesh, and @thinkicalcritter.

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Soda looks so adorable!!! Can I give him a massive hug?

“Конечно, ты можешь обнять меня! Я люблю объятия!!” (Of course you can hug me! I love hugs!!)

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Let me add some salt 🧂... *Kisses bald bull on the cheek* 💋💄

"ÇIK. DIŞARI." (GET. OUT.)

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*drives to the drive through window*

“Hey, baby, call me some time.”

*hands Bull a napkin with my yahoo email scribbled on it and drives away, immediately crashing into another car in the parking lot.*

“Yeter. Yeter artık yeter artık yeter artık yeter!! AŞK MEKTUPLARIYLA YETER! YA YEMEK SIPARIŞ EDIN YA DA DIŞARI ÇIKIN!!” (Enough. Enough enough enough enough!! ENOUGH WITH THE LOVE LETTERS! EITHER ORDER FOOD OR GET OUT!!)

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y'all gotta fire aran ong 😭🙏🙏

— a 2000s scene emo girl

"We've tried... he just keeps coming back. As long as he's around, he might as well be doing something productive, so we have him run some of the deliveries when I'm otherwise occupied. It keeps him out of the kitchen, at least."

-Piston Hondo

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Hi! Can I get a cheeseburger with fries and a milkshake?

"I hope you enjoy! That'll be $11.50!!"

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how often does aran get taped to the wall? have you considered just keeping him there as living decor? & how often does he escape his makeshift timeout prison thing?

"As for him being kept as a living decor, we've considered it. But, Piston can't handle all of the deliveries on his own, and Aran has learned to chew the tape when the gag comes off." - Great Tiger

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do the super punch out-ers work here as well?

They do not.

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...why did aran steal my soda???

He seems pretty convincing...

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“Uhh, hello there,” squints at cashier nametag, “..Don! May I please have a large strawberry milkshake without whipped topping? OH! And a small order of fries?”

“That will be $12.79. Efectivo o tarjeta? (Cash or card?)”

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oh shit I realized soda is a janitor

“…Что-то только что произошло…(…something just happened…)”

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hey soda...can I get your number? *Wink* slides into the driveway as soda hands out my order.

wrong station buddy

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joe whats edens job in this au

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Hey, why ya’ll put cheese on my cheeseburger?

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How much are y'all getting paid?

“Not enough.”

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I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style, with extra shingles, a shimmy, and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

“…we serve food here señor.”