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[teenagershine]

Casual

[burgertv]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

[weavemama]

THIS IS A GEM

[haydengise]

[creampuffanatomy]

[gostatisfy]

[breaktotheotherside]

Only 90s kitties will remember.

[thehuangs]

[teenagershine]

Fluff

[currentlyleavinglife-blog]

Me: I'm so bored I have nothing to do I wish I had something to do

Responsibilities: yo

Me: not you...anyway, I have nothing to do

[dizzleceezy]

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

[naliniasha]

i lovethis so much

[teenagershine]

Oh my

[currentlyleavinglife-blog]

me, jumping from one emotional extreme to another: parkour

[stayingmintyfresh]

park jimin’s aeygo + hair flip

[bloomingyouths]

@parkjlmin

[everywordinexistence-deactivate]

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

[wander-lustbabe]

It was like a reward for being sociable

[cleanhippies]

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

[mr-robert-gray-deactivated20180]

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

[princessoffloral-deactivated201]

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

[myechi]

it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[theapatheticstag]

This is the kind of content I joined for

[ctrlroxy]

Can Tali and I hang out sometime