Mr 'Ant' Tenna!

The one and only TV TIME™ Blog! Brought straight to your screen by YOURS TRULY!

[askmrtenna]

❝Coming straight from YOUR house!❞

WELCOME ladies and germs, cadoos and cadettes to the one and only TV TIME blog! Run by YOURS TRULY!

Have you ever wanted to send fan-mail to your very FAVORITE TV host? WITHOUT it being mysteriously misplaced, lost, or incinerated? Interested in knowing all the groovy details that go on behind the screens?

Well, GREAT news, viewers! NOW YOU CAN!

With the OFFICIAL Mr 'Ant' Tenna blog, open for business! Partnered with the BIGGEST SHOT around, @bigbizspam; together, we're here to answer YOUR questions and confessions, folks! Starting big with our HOLIDAY SPECIALS- bringing all the festivities right to YOUR screen!

So, STAY TUNED and DON'T touch that dial, because..

📺 - 〔 OOC info 〕

i'm just going to lay a few things down for this blog before it starts.

profile art was done by @/colliholly !

this specific blog takes place before spamton left, while the two were still in their prime!

i'm an adult

i'm okay with suggestive questions, posts, etcetera from other adults. but Tenna will likely not engage too much. this is a family friendly show, folks!

📺 - 〔 Useful tags 〕

#📺-on-air: for average tenna posting!

#📌-mystery-board: for all the upcoming shows, news, and fun advertisements!

#☎-mailman: responding to or talking about spamton

#✉️-fanmail: answering inbox related posts

-

that's all for now, anything new will be updated later.

[askmrtenna]

WELCOME ladies and germs, to the ONE, the OFFICIAL...

✨ TV TIME WRITING EVENT! ✨

You read right, folks! The secret is OUT! Your two favorite stars are giving YOU (yes, YOU!) a chance in the spotlight!

But, WAIT! Hold your horses, because I'm JUST getting started!

HERE'S THE DEETS:

This isn't your regular competition, folks! This is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

And all we're asking for...

...is for YOU, viewer, to write...

ANYTHING YOU WANT!

...Well, as long as it includes your two FAVORITE TV hosts! (that's US!) Comedy? Action? Dare I say... ROMANCE? (Keep it PG though! Otherwise the censors MIGHT kill me!)

YOU write it and WE'LL take it!

Now, you may be wondering; HOW can I submit? WHEN is the deadline? WHAT do I win? WHY are you so AMAZING, Tenna?

And I have ALL the answers for you RIGHT HERE.

Make sure to do your reading, the rules are there for a reason! You DON'T want to be disqualified from THIS!

GOOD LUCK, you'll need it!

- @askmrtenna & @bigbizspam

[askmrtenna]

REMEMBER!

Get your entries in before the deadline, folks! You WOULDN'T want to miss out on these groovy prizes!

[askmrtenna]

Hiya boss! (And hi to Spamton if he's around!) For the writing contest, can I submit something I've already shared publicly or should I stick to something new and exciting?

Also is 20k words too many words? I have a couple fics about you and Spamton so I'm just deciding which one is best to submit or if I should delve into my idea box haha

~an unimportant blue Pippins

We'd prefer things to be NEW and ORIGINAL. We want something FRESH, folks!

Plus! It wouldn't be too fair on the other contestants if we allowed old work, would it?

As for how many words... there's no limit BUT I'm sure we judges would prefer it if it DIDN'T take us forever to read a SINGLE submission! We appreciate your efforts nonetheless!

[bigbizspam]

📣 THE TV TiME WRITING EVENT📣

HEY, HEY, HEY, EVERYBUDDY!!!

Remember when I said we were cooking up something BIG behind the scenes?

Well grab your papers and crank up the studio lights, because the secret’s OUT-

📺✨ THE FIRST EVER TV TIME WRITING CONTEST IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!! ✨📺

That’s RIGHT.

For the first time in broadcast history, YOU sitting there behind the screen get the chance to write your own TV-TASTIC story and have it READ by the hosts themselves.

And before the inbox explodes—

YES. THERE. ARE. PRIZES.

This isn’t just a casual little writing prompt(we aren't giving you any of those!).

This is a FULL-SCALE COMPETITION, with contestants OUT THE DOOR already lining up to take their shot at the spotlight.

All you’ve gotta do is write ... ANYTHING YOU WANT!

BUT THERE’S ONE BIG RULE:

⭐ Your story MUST feature the two TV Time co-hosts — Spamton (@bigbizspam) and Tenna(@askmrtenna).

Comedy? Drama? Holiday chaos?

Backstage disasters? Broadcast mayhem?

If the hosts are in it, it counts.

📝HOW TO ENTER

Submitting is EASY.

Check out the form, it'll tell you everything you need to know before your dive!

Just make sure the story is viewable and accessible, because if we click it and can’t read it?

We’re NOT digging for it.

Broken links = disqualification

And that would be a real shame, huh?

oh, and THE GRAND PRIZE?

Well now… we can’t give away ALL the surprises yet.

But let’s just say the winners will receive something special, exclusive, and worthy of a BIG SHOT.

So if you’ve ever wanted to step behind the curtain and put the hosts through their paces…

Now’s your chance:

Sharpen those pencils.

Warm up those typing fingers.

And show the studio what you’ve got.

Submit your entry here:

...or here, if you couldn't figure out that was a hotlink:

https://tally.so/r/obBZd1

Good luck, folks.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

THE LOVELY FOLKS AT TV TiME AND BIG SHOT AUTOS

[askmrtenna]

WELCOME ladies and germs, to the ONE, the OFFICIAL...

✨ TV TIME WRITING EVENT! ✨

You read right, folks! The secret is OUT! Your two favorite stars are giving YOU (yes, YOU!) a chance in the spotlight!

But, WAIT! Hold your horses, because I'm JUST getting started!

HERE'S THE DEETS:

This isn't your regular competition, folks! This is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

And all we're asking for...

...is for YOU, viewer, to write...

ANYTHING YOU WANT!

...Well, as long as it includes your two FAVORITE TV hosts! (that's US!) Comedy? Action? Dare I say... ROMANCE? (Keep it PG though! Otherwise the censors MIGHT kill me!)

YOU write it and WE'LL take it!

Now, you may be wondering; HOW can I submit? WHEN is the deadline? WHAT do I win? WHY are you so AMAZING, Tenna?

And I have ALL the answers for you RIGHT HERE.

Make sure to do your reading, the rules are there for a reason! You DON'T want to be disqualified from THIS!

GOOD LUCK, you'll need it!

- @askmrtenna & @bigbizspam

[askmrtenna]

Why do YOU keep adding the ‘Spamtenna’ tag on your posts, Mr. Tenna? That’s the romantic relationship name the fans picked out-

Do you support Tenna x Spamton (in a romantic way), then? 🤨

(I think THIS person knows something WE DON'T, folks!)

((SERIOUSLY, WHAT are they talking about?))

[askmrtenna]

Mr. Tenna, what if there were a perfect balance between TV and ad breaks? Your show isn't called "Spamton and Tenna's TV Time" for nothing, and I am a huge fan of both you and your co-host!

Yes! But, what are ads without TV?

...Regardless, I DO appreciate my sponsors and my silly little (Oh-so little!) mailman. Oh, where would I be without him?

Haha, same place as usual- probably!

[bigbizspam]

just how bad is tenna's internet knowledge, really? any funny or embarrassing stories?

Oh, TOO many to count. But he's getting better!

I can't say too much with him around, but...

A recurring occasion is how he'll sometimes send (awfully framed) photos of himself to the staff group chat! Heh!

[askmrtenna]

Don't believe everything this mailman tells you, folks! TRUST me!

[askmrtenna]

It’s a shame the first was incinerated… I got you some tv nectar! As a follow-up apology gift. But I guess now it’s a welcome back gift! Welcome back Mr. T!

Aw, you shouldn't have, dearest viewer! (But, oh, you SHOULD have!)

THANK YOU! To the Super-Secret-Stash™ it goes!

[askmrtenna]

Big shot autos should make a TV Time™ Cungadero- a GREAT investment, if I do say so myself! But what do the viewers think?

Haha, DON'T answer that! I already know what you'll say, OF COURSE you agree!

(Say, why don't you adoring fans of mine go bother my lovely partner about it... and DON'T say I brought you!)

[askmrtenna]

Mr. Tenna, it's great to see you on-air again! I hope you enjoyed your well-deserved break!

I am wondering, what is your favorite part of hosting your show with your bright and talented co-host? Any insider stories you're willing to spill for your adoring fans?

I love TV!

Why, THANK YOU, dear viewer!

I'm always glad to be back to my oh-so LOVING fans! This CRT could NEVER stay away for too long!

To answer your question, viewer!

My FAVORITE part? Well, I sure do LOVE the groovy mystery boards we host together! (The valentines special was my favorite!)

But! Just about ANYTHING with my spectacular co-host is groovy enough! It would be difficult to choose a favorite. I truly couldn't ask for a better star to run my show with! (WAIT! Hold your "awww"s and other adoring vocalizations for LATER!)

Though, I CAN tell you he's rather grumpy off-air! You DON'T want to get on this Big Shot's bad side, folks! Trust me, I know!

[bigbizspam]

HEY, FOLKS!

How do you guys feel about a REAL, HIGH-STAKES, HONORARY LATE-FEBUARY

CONTEST!!???

YES !!!

Nah. [WRONG]

Voting ended onMar 11

Of course it revolves around your two FAVORITE co-hosts and takes some graphite and just a little bit of TIME!

You GOTTA contend if ya vote, I am NOT joking! Get those pens READY!

[askmrtenna]

Remember THIS?

Well, keep your eyes on the screen for a BIG announcement VERY soon!

You DON'T want to miss this opportunity, folks!

(Hint: there WILL be extra groovy prizes involved!)

[askmrtenna]

Guess who's back, folks!

That's right, your FAVORITE TV host is back from his MUCH NEEDED break!

Things get rather ROWDY in the studio, folks, it's even hard for THIS CRT to keep up sometimes! (I try my best, really!)

BUT, rest assured, your host with the most is back for GOOD this time! No more pesky, uncalled for ad breaks! Tenna is here to stay, and he's answering YOUR questions today!

That being said... be sure to resend your unanswered mail! SOMEONE incinerated it all. No idea who, haha!

[bigbizspam]

Break? Pesky ads!?

Hey, hey, hey, don't get it twisted, people at home! THAT TV host wasn't CHOOSING to take any kind of break! The big lug couldn't turn his gears hard enough to remember how to sign into his device. Remember that?

More than forgetful, he's a little destructive, too!

Anyway, don't mind him too much. Despite what he says, the commercials are MANDATORY(and beloved)! You're not getting enough of me just yet!

[askmrtenna]

Hey folks, if I were you, I WOULDN'T listen to THIS guy!

I'm ALWAYS up to date!

Me? Forgetful? DESTRUCTIVE? Well, Jeez Louise, what a JOKE! (and not a very funny one! There's only enough room for ONE fan favorite JOKESTER around here. And it's certainly NOT this mailman!)

Believe me! We don't need any more ad breaks, what we need is MORE TV!

Right, folks?

[askmrtenna]

Neodymium

Wow!!

Stay away from me!

[askmrtenna]

Guess who's back, folks!

That's right, your FAVORITE TV host is back from his MUCH NEEDED break!

Things get rather ROWDY in the studio, folks, it's even hard for THIS CRT to keep up sometimes! (I try my best, really!)

BUT, rest assured, your host with the most is back for GOOD this time! No more pesky, uncalled for ad breaks! Tenna is here to stay, and he's answering YOUR questions today!

That being said... be sure to resend your unanswered mail! SOMEONE incinerated it all. No idea who, haha!

[askmrtenna]

How'd you like the VALENTINES SPECIAL, folks? Let us know which of the SICKLY SWEET scenes was your favorite! Especially if they include ME in them!

AND...

If you missed it (Why??) head on over to @bigbizspam for a recap! This one's SURELY worth remembering! Wink wink!

[askmrtenna]

TENNA! NO! COME BACK! I DIDN’T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID YOU WERE GLOOBY IN THE COMMENTS!! I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU!!! 😭

IM SORRY!

NOOOOOOOOO!

Forgive me, groovy king…

YOU should've thought about that BEFORE you said it!

I'm GROOVY. GROOVY and NEVER glooby. Remember that one, folks! (You DON'T want to be like THIS individual!)