Ask Mr. Veils

Fabric for all! Pay no mind to other thoughts!

[swampknife]

i feel like this game gets me

[askmrveils]

Don't be shy, delicious friends! I invite you to ask whatever you please! 

[askmrveils]

Such a quiet day it has been! Speak up, delicious friends! 

[askmrveils]

what if you made the fabric lay eggs? i should probably retire to bed. good night.

Good night, delicious friend! Good night!

[rukafais]

In the history of the Bazaar, there have been many assassination attempts.

None of them have been particularly successful.

[askmrwines]

In all seriousness

Perhaps our poor, irritable friend is right. Perhaps we should be less enthusiastic in our archiving. It would benefit many, I am sure, and prevent complaints in future. We do want to make our customers happy, hmm?

[askmrveils]

Agreed! 

[occasionalmadness]

I keep hitting Ignore and the tag just keeps getting flooded with fake Masters ask account spam.

[askmrwines]

Why, we’re just as real as the rest of you, delicious friend. Why so irritable?

[askmrveils]

Irritability breeds misbehavior! Keep your mind in happier places, delicious friend, and you will find yourself feeling far better than before!

[askmrveils]

also, my friend is curious about the fabric eggs that i was talking about when i was still somewhat delusional. how would such a thing even work?

I’m afraid I have no idea how such a device would work, if it were indeed real. Perhaps I shall have to investigate!

[askmrveils]

i'm very sorry for for any inconveniences caused by my friend, who has decided to impersonate a Master of the Bazaar while i was recovering.

All is well, delicious friend! There was no damage done and all misconduct has been corrected! 

[askmrveils]

This is all very frightening.

[askmrveils]

My dear, may I suggest that you not converse with him any further? The consequences may be dire if you continue, and I think he is long past caring about conduct. I have no wish to see you hurt.

Yes, yes, I believe you're right. It was unbecoming of me to so openly and unabashedly speak with him. I'll take far less risks in the future.

[askmrveils]

Traitor. Veils, I will see that you know the meaning of agony.

I deny this vehemently! There must be no mention of this in the future - none at all! Pay no mind to this, delicious friends, no mind at all... and seek nothing from it! 

[askmrveils]

It worries me how this ovoid fellow is stating that he "dare not speak the name" of ovoids. This name business must be shut down altogether - on all fronts! 

[askmrwines]

Methinks Mr Spices is a tad oversensitive, the poor dear.

[askmrveils]

Please behave, my dear friend! Such slander is simply not necessary! 

[askmrwines]

I did say ‘a tad’! Not much. Just a tad!

[askmrveils]

A "tad" of slander is still slander! We should avoid such things. 

[askmrwines]

Methinks Mr Spices is a tad oversensitive, the poor dear.

[askmrveils]

Please behave, my dear friend! Such slander is simply not necessary! 

[askmrspices]

We really are growing exponentially, eh? Though I must say, I'm surprised to see you here! And surprise makes delight all the sweeter.

You should know that we would never be far behind on a business opportunity, Mr Wines. I see that ridiculousness has overtaken in my absence, as ever.

[askmrwines]

Yes, it did go rather pear-shaped for a little while.

Or should I say egg-shaped?

[askmrveils]

No. No you should not! 

[askmrspices]

Mr Veils and I are in full agreement on this matter! If you would cease encouraging them, perhaps they would calm themselves!

[askmrwines]

In my defense, they were half-mad and disinclined to stop. I don’t believe they listened to what calming words I had to offer.

[askmrspices]

Tsk. You have always been far too willing to tolerate those who speak nonsense, Wines.

[askmrwines]

I’m tolerating it right now, as a matter of fact.

[askmrspices]

That is slander and falsification! I have no time to put up with nonsense, much less to speak it!

[askmrwines]

As easily toyed with as a kitten, you are! But that is why I enjoy you, all the same.

[askmrspices]

I insist that you cease and desist this at once! I will not be made sport of, and I thank you to remember that.

[askmrveils]

I have done my best, my friend! These hostilities are difficult to sort out, at best! Perhaps if you could avoid speaking with each other altogether....

[askmrveils]

i taste blood in my mouth. do you know of where these objects came about? how could they come to be in our strange little workd? i dare not speaks he name of the objects for fear of raving and screamibf even more than i alreys have. who came up with the name? how could a small white object comibg from a bird or lizard or serpent gain such an unusual name? why are they all known under one common name when so many diferent animals lay then? what unified them the name the name that i dare not write

….

The ovoid menace has returned, and with such a colorful description! I fear someone may reply with the name of the object you speak of!