Newt Scamander's Curious Creatures

A question?  Yes, I might be able to help you with that. - The ask blog for one Mister Newt Scamander.  

[asknewt]

Oh, goodness.  Hello.  Hello again.  It’s been so long.  You remember me, I hope?  I’ve missed you terribly, and so have my creatures.  Please, do feel free to say hello.

[sydsketch]

tina’s first beast (it’s a salamander!)

[potter-art]

So I really liked that one sketch request I did of Newt, so naturally, I colored it

[asknewt]

Queenie, proofreading Tina’s report: You meant ‘stronger’ here, right?

Tina: What does it say?

Queenie: I’m pleased to report that Newt Scamander is stranger than he was a year ago.

Tina: That’s a mistake.

Jacob: Could go either way.

[asknewt]

OH HEY, remember me?  It’s been awhile, but I’m back, y’all, and I missed you!  Let’s get this ball rolling again~

[kawacy]

Newt Scamander

[86yum]

he’s a hugger

[asknewt]

Theseus: Right kid, I went through your text messages

Newt: Uh huh

Theseus: I labeled them in three categories

Newt: Seems unnecessary but sure

Theseus: Texts from Tina, Death Threats, and Death Threats from Tina

[asknewt]

How do you deal with awkward or embarrassing social situations? (Especially when you’re a serious over thinker)

To be honest, I try to avoid them altogether. I much prefer my creatures over most social situations, awkward or otherwise.

[man-luo]

~

[asknewt]

Hi there! A very important question. Have you ever fallen down the stairs? From a fellow Hufflepuff. 💛☺️

Hello!

In answer to your question- I’m a very accomplished wizard I’ll have you know.  Very… sort of known in my field.  And as such I have absolutely never accidentally fallen down the stairs in an attempt to carry five nifflers, a demiguise, and a bowtruckle at the same time.  Nor has my assistant had to side-along apparate me to St. Mungos after such a said fall.

… but if it had happened, the creatures would have all been just fine, of course.  

[asknewt]

Hello! I just wanted to ask, how do you feel after what’s being happening with you recently? I hope everyone you were with is alright, and I hope you are alright too! Best wishes, a fellow Hufflepuff :)

I don’t suppose anyone would feel alright after… after everything.

I’m quite worried about my brother to be honest, but I do think that we can overcome this.  Overcome what’s happened.  Although I daresay we’ll be needing help before all is said and done.

Maybe even yours.

[still-superwholocked]

So, let’s see what the Harry Potter fandom has been up to these days...

[teenagecriminalmastermind]

the moment Grindelwald says that, Theseus takes a step down as if to say “I think the fuck not” - because no one hurts his baby brother.

[asknewt]

I DONT CARE ABOUT GRINDELWALD IS BUNTY OKAY?????

You don’t care about…

So sorry, yes, of course, Bunty is just fine.  The kelpie never meant to seriously injure her, and as for the rest… a bit shaken, perhaps.  But she’ll be fine. I don’t tend to have those with shrinking violet dispositions under my employ.  

[asknewt]

This is... a bit unusual, isn’t it?  

Hello.  

I understand one or two of you may have somehow caught wind of my most recent, ah, adventure.

... Well.  We’d best clear up any confusion now, shouldn’t we?  I daresay you all must have some questions.

[chasefoxart]

“Having to work in an office, sir.”

😍He is so ADORABLE!!!!