WITNESS ME!!

I ASKED COMA TO GET ME A THEME THAT WAS SHINY AND CHROME BUT INSTEAD HE GAVE ME FLUFFY AND PINK. DOES THE 'DOOF' STAND FOR DOOFUS, COMA? DOES IT? ......................................... ah, i seem to have forgotten that he is blind.

[asknux]

hrm.

[asknux]

War boys need pajamas too

((Hello all who may read this! Nux is currently in a state of deep sleep and by that i mean he's dead.... for Halloween of course. *sweats* Since the time this blog has last been updated, Nux has received many more questions that have piled onto the old ones he never even answered; that son of a-- While he does intend to keep this blog alive, we do know how piss poor he is at. Keeping. Things. Alive. But don't worry! War boys are only dormant for the colder months when Immortan Joe forces them into so much manual labor, they cant possibly have time to persue their dreams and have fun for themselves! That's why war boys and the blogs they run cherish seasons like summer. They can finally catch a break, crash some cars in the name of Valhalla, and witness the brutally cold citadel weather of 90° rise back up to a safe 110° (Celsius, if that's what you'd like to believe). (Tldr; sorry i havent been answering things. School is suffocating and you might not see new content til the summer. I love you all and may you continue to persevere through these busy months!)

[asknux]

MISS GIDDY IS SO FAKE DEEP. I NEVER LISTEN TO HER LECTURES.

ah, hey, who was that kid anyway? *shrug* he probably went on to do glorious thi--

[bakwaz-deactivated20140825]

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

[spyduck-deactivated20150122]

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

[back-that-sass-up]

“Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow” “Sick dude what’s it called” “Monster truck gas fumes” “Niiiiiiiice”

[back-that-sass-up]

ITS BACK

[spooky-cowfish]

monstertruck gas fumes sounds like the eyeshadow war boys would wear… asknux can you confirm this?

[asknux]

(d-do you think the other kids would bully him for a name like that?)

[fthgurdy]

Aaaah dude I saw this earlier but my phone only loaded the last picture and I thought, either asknux lost it or I’m some kinda stupid :D Glad it’s only the latter :D :D

[asknux]

Aww, friend no, not stupid! just grossly deceived by the mobile app's ... dare i say... mediocrity. (seriously, wow, it keeps hiding and jumbling up images in text posts. makes me wonder how many others have seen only that last picture on mobile and thought “oh cool, Nux must be in the rigor mortis stage!”)(.... ok fuck i just made myself laugh really hard)

(in other news i’d like to address yohunny‘s tags here since i’m already sinning and it’s too late to go back) whoa ease off the sarcasm there and NUX THINKING ABOUT NAMES FOR A KID IS NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO THINK ABOUT my poor heart ;_; uncle Slit would decide that any name Nux pick would be awful 'cooper is the worst name I've ever heard!' 'Why didn't you go with Skewer or Spike?' 'or DEATHGUZZLER' 'no-one would make fun of your pup if he's named Death-Guzzler' asknux nux long post I need to stop writing dumb shit in the tags

1. it wasn’t sad until you MADE IT SAD

2. Ok Slit, tell ya what, I’ll name him Mini Cooper if he’s born a driver. Skewer if he’s born a lancer. Spike for when he goes through his rebellious years and insists on being a filthy buzzard. And Death-Guzzler if-- I can’t make any promises about this name.

3. I’ve just been informed that war pups are not born into their roles.

4. His second name will be Joe.

[asknux]

About me:

Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better! (tagged by rockafansky)

Name: Nux (Rinay) Birthday: Any day I spend kissing Immortan’s ass is a birthday to me! (Sep 11) Star Sign: Wh-- I think you mean stop sign?? (Virgo) Gender: FUKUSHIMA KAMACRAZY WAR BOY (SETTLE DOWN,NUTS!!) Height: 6′3 so.. short for a full grown tree thing (5′5 im basic af lol) Lucky Number: war boys determine their lucky numbers by counting the seconds Immortan Joe spends looking at them so right now I’m at a glorious 0.5 (no but it’s prolly 9 or some shit) Last thing I Googled: “What is Google?” (”How to determine your lucky number” lmao im pathetic, SHHH) Happy place: IN THE SHADE OF IMMORTAN’S GENEROUS SHADOW HOLY SHIT (i’ll have to agree here) Tagging: hmmmm i don’t wanna tag just anyone soooo, if you’ve taken a road trip through a fire tornado at some point within the past week, consider yourself witnessed. (or if you are wearing a shirt right now.)

[bakwaz-deactivated20140825]

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

[spyduck-deactivated20150122]

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

[back-that-sass-up]

“Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow” “Sick dude what’s it called” “Monster truck gas fumes” “Niiiiiiiice”

[back-that-sass-up]

ITS BACK

[spooky-cowfish]

monstertruck gas fumes sounds like the eyeshadow war boys would wear… asknux can you confirm this?

[asknux]

(d-do you think the other kids would bully him for a name like that?)

[askslit]

I’ve never seen a horse, dead or alive, but if I saw one I’d kick it’s ass.

[askimperatorfuriosa]

Dag, get off my Instagram.

Though this is pretty funny, heh.

And I think the Dag found your drawing, askslit…

[asknux]

CARGO PANTS AND COMBAT BOOTS. WHY DO YOU ASK?

[asknux]

I THINK I HAVE TO KILL SLIT.

[asknux]

I FEEL LIKE A CHROME V8

.........

COVERED ENTIRELY IN MATTE FINISH.

[hellofangirlparadiseblog]

Proposed name for this warboy: Cog

He totally hangs out with Sprockets.  They got their scarification done together.

… I ship it already.

[furyroadsux]

*jumps abroad ship*

[primarybufferpanel]

In The Mountains Are The Same, this is Austeyr

(belatedly remembers that part hasn’t been posted yet, BUT WILL BE SOON)

[bonehandledknife]

OH, he’s kinda perfect for Austeyr? Is he even that lancer that fell off the bike? 

But wow that’s a ton of makeup to get that look, I went browsing too and this is the same stuntman but with dirt and grease instead of white paint, the one that caused Max to fall off the Rig and then Furiosa gets stabbed:

and below with some stunt buddies to his right:

[icarus-suraki]

I’m really loving all the behind the scenes pictures coming out now. Although I also keep thinking it’s like some weird meta “If Warboys had Instagram…”

[bonehandledknife]

IF WARBOYS HAD INSTAGRAM

!!!!!!

paging askslit and asknux…

[asknux]

The maker of AskNux Tumblr is proud to present… accidental-front-camera-Nux.

[askslit]

The maker of Askslit is proud to present… no original ideas whatsoever

[asknux]

“NIP-SLIP-SLIT! NIP-SLIP-SLIT!” #mylancersgonerogue

[hellofangirlparadiseblog]

Proposed name for this warboy: Cog

He totally hangs out with Sprockets.  They got their scarification done together.

… I ship it already.

[furyroadsux]

*jumps abroad ship*

[primarybufferpanel]

In The Mountains Are The Same, this is Austeyr

(belatedly remembers that part hasn’t been posted yet, BUT WILL BE SOON)

[bonehandledknife]

OH, he’s kinda perfect for Austeyr? Is he even that lancer that fell off the bike? 

But wow that’s a ton of makeup to get that look, I went browsing too and this is the same stuntman but with dirt and grease instead of white paint, the one that caused Max to fall off the Rig and then Furiosa gets stabbed:

and below with some stunt buddies to his right:

[icarus-suraki]

I’m really loving all the behind the scenes pictures coming out now. Although I also keep thinking it’s like some weird meta “If Warboys had Instagram…”

[bonehandledknife]

IF WARBOYS HAD INSTAGRAM

!!!!!!

paging askslit and asknux…

[asknux]

The maker of AskNux Tumblr is proud to present... accidental-front-camera-Nux.

[asknux]

ok.

[mushroom-picker-blog]

askslit asknux: wanna drive the fomoco loco? (This is my friend’s mega truck)

[asknux]

[asknux]

We may have to ask Slit’s cats, after all.

[asknux]

We listen to her record collection. Apparently, it belonged to her long lost relative, the “King of Rock N Roll” or something. I find that hard to believe, of course, as the real king wears a red onesie to work and the only time he’s ever “long lost” is when he tries to find a bathroom on his own.

[nenerinay]

WOW PUNCH ME IN THE SCABROUS SCROTUS, I LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH IT?? LOVELY DAYS DO EXIST.

RIGHT, so for those of you just tuning in, this is sweepseven’s prize for winning the AskNux Challenge a little while back. I was asked to draw a scene from sweepseven’s beautifully written fanfic, Downpour. It’s super short and definitely worth the read so please do try to check it out and tell her what you think!

And now on a final note, If you have any critiques so I can improve my art (anything at all) I will always highly appreciate it! Thank you, chromies!

[bonehandledknife]

underwear in the apocalypse tho. they must be the most valuable/rare things? OR SUPER HOLEY.

do they even wash. or is it just wash with sand and then shaking them out a hella lot?

loincloths from scavenged clothing???

[bassfanimation]

I bet one of the first things to go super scarce right after food and water was underwear.  Then people began making knickers out of old car seat upholstery, Disney beach towels, curtains.  Imagine, big, beastly war folk with piercings thought every imaginable part of their bodies, hulking armor, horns…and avocado floral underwear made from antique couch arm covers. 

 Immortan Joe totes had Pixar Cars hand towel underwear, somewhere in the Wasteland is another Citadel only all they have is new underwear, giant Fruit of the Loom logo on the front tower, next mission for the wives and Furiosa,TAKE THE PANTYDOME, fresh cotton bottoms for all, jfc go to bed bass.

[bonehandledknife]

primarybufferpanel said: I decided that for story purposes I was not going to force anybody to contemplate the matter. Putting cloth out in the sun is pretty effective to sterilize it &then wash once a while? (of course then you’d have to worry about them being stolen…ew)

OH GOD THO UNDERWEAR RAIDS.

NOT ONLY THE OIL WARS AND THE WATER WARS, BUT UNDERWEAR TOO.

[primarybufferpanel]

SOMEBODY PLEASE DRAW THE UNDERWEAR WARS

WE NEED THIS IT WILL BE A GIFT TO ALL OF US

#Mad Max: The Undie Wars #for real tho in any of my stories please picture a recent trip to the magic buried mall #I want you to enjoy yourselves in my stories you don’t need to picture grody unwashed post-apocalyptic loincloth situations #unless you want to then I’m not stopping you #some people are into that sort of thing #I’m not judging

[bonehandledknife]

askslit asknux this might be up your alley…

Anywhere from parties in underground malls to underwear raids.

[asknux]

Cocksox are real and so are Necro Boyz

[shiningstar-kastle]

Ahahahahahaa

[ajfitzwater]

OKay, now we’ve meta’d underwear…next up, TAMPONS AND PADS IN THE POST APOCALYPTIC PLEASE (this is something I like to write into my stories, so…).

[asknux]

There you have it, menstruation-bags! Once a month, they carry plants under their garments. The rest of the time they go commando like the rest of us! Isn’t that fascinating?!