How Bad Can I Be?

Hey there! The Once-ler here. I'm just, ya know...makin' history. With my thneed. Yup. Gonna change the world, you know. [An independent ask and role play blog for The Lorax's Once-ler. Timeline will probably be all timey-whimy wibbly wobbly, so bare with me. All images and graphics are not owned by me. I take no credit. Also open to multi-fandom interactions. Also, if you want to know, my DA is rumhorror.deviantart.com! and frequently asked questions can be found in the headcanon page!]

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Oh, hey, Once-ler. How are you? I hope the factory hasn't been stressing you out and whatnot.

Oh, it’s not stressing me out at all! Ha ha…

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Heyyy your a very sexy man so you should know what to do when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you like another boy/girl?????what should you do ?

Here, let me show you the door.

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Have your ever considered cosplaying as Marshall Lee from Adventure Time? :3

Uh…who? From what?

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Do you have any peculiar habits?

…I sometimes break into song?

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Ever tried to play Greed Corp? It captures well what happens when MONEY becomes too important and COMPANY becomes "Too Big to Fail".

No, not really. I don’t exactly have the time to be playing games.

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Hello... Hey... What's your favorite flavor? I mean like Chocolate, Strawberry, Caramel or whatever like those.

Those aren’t really colors…but, uh, I guess Marshmallow…? 

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Is there a reason why you left so suddenly again?

Thaaat…might be classified.

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SO. Oncie~ how you've been lately?

Just. Fine.

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Hey Onceler! How are you doing today? Still cutting down those trees?

Out.

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Neeto buritto, nice to meat yah, bro. :U -brofists-

[awkward brofist back]

Uh...thanks.

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Sorry for the mass unfollowing but I had over 1,000 blogs and I couldn’t go through all my followers and see who all were still following me and those who weren’t. So I’m following back the ones that are still following me. Don’t worry.

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And apparently tumblr now has a limit to how many people you can follow in a day? So, uh, be patient people. I shall return the follow eventually!

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Sorry for the mass unfollowing but I had over 1,000 blogs and I couldn't go through all my followers and see who all were still following me and those who weren't. So I'm following back the ones that are still following me. Don't worry.

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cruor-arachne replied to your post: [ooc]

There was one, but i think he deleted his blog.

Oh? Hmmm.

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OOC musings. I know there are a bunch of Once-ler AUs but has there been one for a "Vampire" Once-ler yet?  No I'm not interested in making a blog for that or draw for it shhhh 

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-Smiles sarcastically- I'm sure that's EXACTLY what's going on. -rolls eyes- -plants her feet firmly back onto the ground and the green glow fades away- I guess I will be the one keeping an eye on you 'til he gets back then -crosses arms and raises a brow with a smirk-

Why would I need help? The factory is doing fine and it's Mustache's job to intervene if I'm messing up. Clearly I haven't so far. Trees are all fine, no pollution and all that. We're all good.

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Aha, greetings sir! *sweeps hat down with a bow* It's good to see an old face again.

I...uh...what-who?

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-curves brows- What do you mean? Isn't he supposed to be keeping an eye on you? Why don't you try to find him?

I've been at the factory most of the time. Usually he comes to me. I don't know what's going on...maybe everything's fine so he left?