Knight of the Thimble

Elliot, agender (ey/em/eirs), I'm roughly as straight as a parabola's vertex. 20. Hermione Granger background by Sadie L. (incandaescent)! Icon commissioned from Elly Beck (yoccu)!! Donate to my YouCaring to help me move to Tucson!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[topshelftussin]

your roommate is correct

[askornaut]

look i know i havent been on in looooooooooong time so im hooping ppl have unfollowed my abandoned blog and I can safely post how im actually feeling so like: i am going to kill myself. i have to. i cant fail. id rather die, and im fucking going to.

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[digg]

Have a safe and boozy Halloween! (via VinePair)

[riptidefeet-blog]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE.

[horsegirlkj]

bourbon and kit kats are real 

[pele]

It’s that time of year again…

[i-am-a-fish]

severe allergic reaction is a small price to pay for cat kitty cat

[comingupforblair]

Letting nerds have rights was a mistake.

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

Any principled leftist movement must be anti-fandom.

[fuck-----it-deactivated20200817]

Can we just bite the bullet already and accept Marvel as the new myth, legend, and religious paradigm? We’re already giving them offerings in purchasing and effigies in fan arts. Wether you acknowledge it or not, the new gods are here and chances are you’re already apart of the congregation

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

I’m going to burn you at the stake now

[lerorerorero]

First week of Inktober

[oipep-deactivated20200706]

some people get mad at op because luffy never kills anyone but oda said once that it’s basically because luffy wants them to be alive to see their dream crumble around them which luffy thinks is worse than death and that’s actually metal as hell

[coyotepack-official]

[montydragon]

(x) oh fucking boy

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[thisisarebeljyn]

My favorite random Brooklyn 99 thing is that when Rosa does her fake voice, the fake voice is how Stephanie Beatriz actually talks.

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

congratulations to everyone here on the *spectacular* devaluation of this website. lets keep it up team lets ride this motherfucker into the ground

[valtsv]

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

[hotcheeto-------limonarchive-de]

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

[hydro-homies]

I answer for no one.

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch: