Ask Papa Celt

I am Celt, you can come ask me anyting you want...this is my blog Germania and Rome told me to get it to keep up with my children

[askpapacelt]

"You missed one, Da. Dominance and Submission is in the acronym too."

“APART FROM THE FACT IM DEAD I THINK IM DOING PRETTY WELL.” 

[askpapacelt]

What about a BDSM kink?

Oh I know what this is..Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism. You’re ol’ step dad like this type of stuff. 

[britons-will-never-be-slaves]

huh, like father like son…

[britannias-blog-deactivated2023]

I swear to the fucking gods

[askpapacelt]

WHAAAAT...

[askpapacelt]

No Celt, you should not have a daddy kink. -askmother-britannia

EHHH DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? @askmother-britannia

[askmother-britannia]

Please don’t ask me that…

[askpapacelt]

BUT BRITTTTTTTTANNIAAA I WANNA KNOW YOUR SON HAS A DADDY KINK ITS ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. I BET THE OTHER DO, I BET ENGLANDS THE WORST. 

[askmother-britannia]

England does not have a daddy kink. I shamed that out of him. Why don’t you ask one of the kids?

[askpapacelt]

Well I asked Scotland and he said “Bye Dad”

and Ireland was just horrible…

Wales isnt even mine and England isnt mine so ehhhh…and Northern Ireland doesnt even know who I am

[askmother-britannia]

Well, the internet is an incredible place. Just ask it ‘What is a daddy kink?’ and it will tell you.

[askpapacelt]

I did…and I regret it….its the last time i google something with kink in it. Last time I googled something Germanys and Italy were on a site…like having sex…DOES GERMANIA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. 

[askmother-britannia]

… You know what? I don’t think you need the internet…

[askpapacelt]

I need to internet, I watch Cat videos on the Youbertube site.

[askmother-britannia]

Exactly. I’m taking away your internet privileges.

[askpapacelt]

NOOO MY CAT VIDEOS…

[askmother-britannia]

I shouldn’t have even let you use it in the first place. This is my fault.

[askpapacelt]

CAAAAT VIDEOOOOOOOOS

[askmother-britannia]

You crying isn’t going to make me want to give it back.

[askpapacelt]

BUT BRIIIIIITTTTTTTTT YOU KNOW YO U LOVE THIS RED HEADED BASTARD 

[askpapacelt]

Papa Whyyyy? I know you've been dead but c'mon, daddy kinks, rly?

WHAT, I DONT KNOW WHAT DADDY KINKS ARE…IVE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE BUT…I think Rome knows and he wont tell me…little shit.

[askaphcelt]

Papa you’re to old to know about this, there are elders out there, Gods sake leave it to the young ones education 

[askpapacelt]

Well if you hip kids wont tell me ILL…smoogle…groogle…AH google it! 

[askaphcelt]

NO PAP DON’T !!!! YER NOT READY. Jfc you’re supposed to be a an adult here. 

[askpapacelt]

I googled it…it was a horrible mistake…Why…

[askaphcelt]

See what happens when you don’t listen to your son? I mean id expected this from England but never from you pap.

[askpapacelt]

Excuse me…England tried to make me have this kink…I regret so much..

[askaphcelt]

Since when did ye start listening to England? Since did any of us?

[askpapacelt]

I didnt that#s why i googled what this kink was….No one listens to England that boy is adopted for the love of god.

[askaphcelt]

Its ok pap, internet is a dangerous place after all. Aren’t we alla sorta???

[askpapacelt]

Well, I mean Englanf is Germanias not mine and Wales is Romes. 

As you can tell with yours and Irelands beautiful hair…you’re mine…tho poor England getting Britannias eyebrows..

It is dangerous, you get some funny stuff of here

[askaphcelt]

Yet we consider each other as brothers? Damn that deep. Well ofc we all redheads with no souls. Seems about right. I think they’re contagious. Dem eyebrows are like the plage. Yet i want to find more interesting stuff goddamn. 

[askpapacelt]

Aye well you all grew up together...I can tell that by looking at england he has some of your traits. 

Hey everyone knows that us red heads are better in bed. 

and WELL HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THE STUFF ON THE INTERNET...WHO NEW YOU CAN LOOK UP ANYTHING AND I FOUND A SITE CALLED EBAY...

[askpapacelt]

No Celt, you should not have a daddy kink. -askmother-britannia

EHHH DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? @askmother-britannia

[askmother-britannia]

Please don’t ask me that…

[askpapacelt]

BUT BRITTTTTTTTANNIAAA I WANNA KNOW YOUR SON HAS A DADDY KINK ITS ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. I BET THE OTHER DO, I BET ENGLANDS THE WORST. 

[askmother-britannia]

England does not have a daddy kink. I shamed that out of him. Why don’t you ask one of the kids?

[askpapacelt]

Well I asked Scotland and he said “Bye Dad”

and Ireland was just horrible…

Wales isnt even mine and England isnt mine so ehhhh…and Northern Ireland doesnt even know who I am

[askmother-britannia]

Well, the internet is an incredible place. Just ask it ‘What is a daddy kink?’ and it will tell you.

[askpapacelt]

I did…and I regret it….its the last time i google something with kink in it. Last time I googled something Germanys and Italy were on a site…like having sex…DOES GERMANIA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. 

[askmother-britannia]

… You know what? I don’t think you need the internet…

[askpapacelt]

I need to internet, I watch Cat videos on the Youbertube site.

[askmother-britannia]

Exactly. I’m taking away your internet privileges.

[askpapacelt]

NOOO MY CAT VIDEOS…

[askmother-britannia]

I shouldn’t have even let you use it in the first place. This is my fault.

[askpapacelt]

CAAAAT VIDEOOOOOOOOS

[askpapacelt]

Yes, Celt, you need a daddy kink. Anybody 'hip' these days has one. Whatever it is.

NO I DO NOT JESUS. AFTER  GOOGLING IT I WANT TO KILL @aph-england ALL OVER AGAIN. 

[ask-gaul]

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

[askpapacelt]

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

[ask-gaul]

rest in peace to your children.

I still think you should have a daddy kink. I’m too scared to google it

[askpapacelt]

Wait, GOOGLE IT GAUL PLEASE OMG

DO IT. 

[ask-gaul]

nO CELT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

[askpapacelt]

GOOOGLE IT, YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET THIS KINK BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[ask-gaul]

YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GOOGLE IT WHAT IS A GOOGLE WHAT IS A KINK I JUST KNOW THAT IT IS SOMETHING HIP THAT ALL OF THE CHILDREN ARE GETTING…

WELL THAT’S WHAT NED TOLD ME

[askpapacelt]

GOOGLE IS A SEARCH ENGINE ON THE INTERNET (i use to watch videos)

AND A KINK IS LIKE SOME SEXUAL TASTE FOR PEOPLE LIKE I LIKE BDSM you understand.

[ask-gaul]

Are there cat videos on there because I can get on board with that

anD OH I UNDERSTAND

so wait wait wait hold up I DONT WANNA SEARCH DADDY KINK ANYMORE NO

[askpapacelt]

Yeah cat videos are great….

Yeah…you understand what i felt…as i googled it…

[ask-gaul]

Rest in peace Celt

[askpapacelt]

Im already dead...I think i died again..like it was worse then when Rome tried to kiss me after eating that disgusting rubbing he eats, you know the one that tastes like death

[askpapacelt]

Papa Whyyyy? I know you've been dead but c'mon, daddy kinks, rly?

WHAT, I DONT KNOW WHAT DADDY KINKS ARE…IVE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE BUT…I think Rome knows and he wont tell me…little shit.

[askaphcelt]

Papa you’re to old to know about this, there are elders out there, Gods sake leave it to the young ones education 

[askpapacelt]

Well if you hip kids wont tell me ILL…smoogle…groogle…AH google it! 

[askaphcelt]

NO PAP DON’T !!!! YER NOT READY. Jfc you’re supposed to be a an adult here. 

[askpapacelt]

I googled it…it was a horrible mistake…Why…

[askaphcelt]

See what happens when you don’t listen to your son? I mean id expected this from England but never from you pap.

[askpapacelt]

Excuse me…England tried to make me have this kink…I regret so much..

[askaphcelt]

Since when did ye start listening to England? Since did any of us?

[askpapacelt]

I didnt that#s why i googled what this kink was….No one listens to England that boy is adopted for the love of god.

[askaphcelt]

Its ok pap, internet is a dangerous place after all. Aren’t we alla sorta???

[askpapacelt]

Well, I mean Englanf is Germanias not mine and Wales is Romes. 

As you can tell with yours and Irelands beautiful hair...you’re mine...tho poor England getting Britannias eyebrows..

It is dangerous, you get some funny stuff of here

[askpapacelt]

Yes, Celt, you need a daddy kink. Anybody 'hip' these days has one. Whatever it is.

NO I DO NOT JESUS. AFTER  GOOGLING IT I WANT TO KILL @aph-england ALL OVER AGAIN. 

[ask-gaul]

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

[askpapacelt]

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

[ask-gaul]

rest in peace to your children.

I still think you should have a daddy kink. I’m too scared to google it

[askpapacelt]

Wait, GOOGLE IT GAUL PLEASE OMG

DO IT. 

[ask-gaul]

nO CELT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

[askpapacelt]

GOOOGLE IT, YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET THIS KINK BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[ask-gaul]

YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GOOGLE IT WHAT IS A GOOGLE WHAT IS A KINK I JUST KNOW THAT IT IS SOMETHING HIP THAT ALL OF THE CHILDREN ARE GETTING…

WELL THAT’S WHAT NED TOLD ME

[askpapacelt]

GOOGLE IS A SEARCH ENGINE ON THE INTERNET (i use to watch videos)

AND A KINK IS LIKE SOME SEXUAL TASTE FOR PEOPLE LIKE I LIKE BDSM you understand.

[ask-gaul]

Are there cat videos on there because I can get on board with that

anD OH I UNDERSTAND

so wait wait wait hold up I DONT WANNA SEARCH DADDY KINK ANYMORE NO

[askpapacelt]

Yeah cat videos are great....

Yeah...you understand what i felt...as i googled it...

[askpapacelt]

Yes, Celt, you need a daddy kink. Anybody 'hip' these days has one. Whatever it is.

NO I DO NOT JESUS. AFTER  GOOGLING IT I WANT TO KILL @aph-england ALL OVER AGAIN. 

[ask-gaul]

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

[askpapacelt]

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

[ask-gaul]

rest in peace to your children.

I still think you should have a daddy kink. I’m too scared to google it

[askpapacelt]

Wait, GOOGLE IT GAUL PLEASE OMG

DO IT. 

[ask-gaul]

nO CELT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

[askpapacelt]

GOOOGLE IT, YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET THIS KINK BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[ask-gaul]

YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GOOGLE IT WHAT IS A GOOGLE WHAT IS A KINK I JUST KNOW THAT IT IS SOMETHING HIP THAT ALL OF THE CHILDREN ARE GETTING…

WELL THAT’S WHAT NED TOLD ME

[askpapacelt]

GOOGLE IS A SEARCH ENGINE ON THE INTERNET (i use to watch videos)

AND A KINK IS LIKE SOME SEXUAL TASTE FOR PEOPLE LIKE I LIKE BDSM you understand.

[askpapacelt]

Papa Whyyyy? I know you've been dead but c'mon, daddy kinks, rly?

WHAT, I DONT KNOW WHAT DADDY KINKS ARE…IVE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE BUT…I think Rome knows and he wont tell me…little shit.

[askaphcelt]

Papa you’re to old to know about this, there are elders out there, Gods sake leave it to the young ones education 

[askpapacelt]

Well if you hip kids wont tell me ILL…smoogle…groogle…AH google it! 

[askaphcelt]

NO PAP DON’T !!!! YER NOT READY. Jfc you’re supposed to be a an adult here. 

[askpapacelt]

I googled it…it was a horrible mistake…Why…

[askaphcelt]

See what happens when you don’t listen to your son? I mean id expected this from England but never from you pap.

[askpapacelt]

Excuse me…England tried to make me have this kink…I regret so much..

[askaphcelt]

Since when did ye start listening to England? Since did any of us?

[askpapacelt]

I didnt that#s why i googled what this kink was....No one listens to England that boy is adopted for the love of god.

[askpapacelt]

No Celt, you should not have a daddy kink. -askmother-britannia

EHHH DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? @askmother-britannia

[askmother-britannia]

Please don’t ask me that…

[askpapacelt]

BUT BRITTTTTTTTANNIAAA I WANNA KNOW YOUR SON HAS A DADDY KINK ITS ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. I BET THE OTHER DO, I BET ENGLANDS THE WORST. 

[askmother-britannia]

England does not have a daddy kink. I shamed that out of him. Why don’t you ask one of the kids?

[askpapacelt]

Well I asked Scotland and he said “Bye Dad”

and Ireland was just horrible…

Wales isnt even mine and England isnt mine so ehhhh…and Northern Ireland doesnt even know who I am

[askmother-britannia]

Well, the internet is an incredible place. Just ask it ‘What is a daddy kink?’ and it will tell you.

[askpapacelt]

I did…and I regret it….its the last time i google something with kink in it. Last time I googled something Germanys and Italy were on a site…like having sex…DOES GERMANIA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. 

[askmother-britannia]

… You know what? I don’t think you need the internet…

[askpapacelt]

I need to internet, I watch Cat videos on the Youbertube site.

[askmother-britannia]

Exactly. I’m taking away your internet privileges.

[askpapacelt]

NOOO MY CAT VIDEOS…

[askpapacelt]

Yes, Celt, you need a daddy kink. Anybody 'hip' these days has one. Whatever it is.

NO I DO NOT JESUS. AFTER  GOOGLING IT I WANT TO KILL @aph-england ALL OVER AGAIN. 

[ask-gaul]

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

[askpapacelt]

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

[ask-gaul]

rest in peace to your children.

I still think you should have a daddy kink. I’m too scared to google it

[askpapacelt]

Wait, GOOGLE IT GAUL PLEASE OMG

DO IT. 

[ask-gaul]

nO CELT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

[askpapacelt]

GOOOGLE IT, YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET THIS KINK BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[askpapacelt]

What about a BDSM kink?

Oh I know what this is..Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism. You’re ol’ step dad like this type of stuff. 

[askpapacelt]

Yes, Celt, you need a daddy kink. Anybody 'hip' these days has one. Whatever it is.

NO I DO NOT JESUS. AFTER  GOOGLING IT I WANT TO KILL @aph-england ALL OVER AGAIN. 

[ask-gaul]

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

[askpapacelt]

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

[ask-gaul]

rest in peace to your children.

I still think you should have a daddy kink. I’m too scared to google it

[askpapacelt]

Wait, GOOGLE IT GAUL PLEASE OMG

DO IT. 

[askpapacelt]

No Celt, you should not have a daddy kink. -askmother-britannia

EHHH DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? @askmother-britannia

[askmother-britannia]

Please don’t ask me that…

[askpapacelt]

BUT BRITTTTTTTTANNIAAA I WANNA KNOW YOUR SON HAS A DADDY KINK ITS ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. I BET THE OTHER DO, I BET ENGLANDS THE WORST. 

[askmother-britannia]

England does not have a daddy kink. I shamed that out of him. Why don’t you ask one of the kids?

[askpapacelt]

Well I asked Scotland and he said “Bye Dad”

and Ireland was just horrible…

Wales isnt even mine and England isnt mine so ehhhh…and Northern Ireland doesnt even know who I am

[askmother-britannia]

Well, the internet is an incredible place. Just ask it ‘What is a daddy kink?’ and it will tell you.

[askpapacelt]

I did…and I regret it….its the last time i google something with kink in it. Last time I googled something Germanys and Italy were on a site…like having sex…DOES GERMANIA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. 

[askmother-britannia]

… You know what? I don’t think you need the internet…

[askpapacelt]

I need to internet, I watch Cat videos on the Youbertube site.

[askpapacelt]

Papa Whyyyy? I know you've been dead but c'mon, daddy kinks, rly?

WHAT, I DONT KNOW WHAT DADDY KINKS ARE…IVE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE BUT…I think Rome knows and he wont tell me…little shit.

[askaphcelt]

Papa you’re to old to know about this, there are elders out there, Gods sake leave it to the young ones education 

[askpapacelt]

Well if you hip kids wont tell me ILL…smoogle…groogle…AH google it! 

[askaphcelt]

NO PAP DON’T !!!! YER NOT READY. Jfc you’re supposed to be a an adult here. 

[askpapacelt]

I googled it…it was a horrible mistake…Why…

[askaphcelt]

See what happens when you don’t listen to your son? I mean id expected this from England but never from you pap.

[askpapacelt]

Excuse me...England tried to make me have this kink...I regret so much..

[askpapacelt]

Dad plz.... No daddy kinks, we beg of you!

We are good…no daddy kinks here just ashamed of my son rn.”

[ask-the-scottish-lass-deactivat]

Well…. we can’t ALL be the good child!!

[askpapacelt]

As Long as you guys dont discover weird kinks im good