I-i'm not crazy!

J-jesus, my name is Tweek and- gah! I can see spirits and such- oh jesus christ! I-i know it sounds crazy, b-but I'm telling you the truth! S-shit...uh...i-it's a bad time...but...ask some questions- s-so I know I'm not a-alone in here...hhh [Paranormal Investigator!Tweek ask blog]

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(I'm really...really sorry oh god

I'm going to update soon

let me just get out of my art b l o c k f i r s t)

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(Sorry for the slight pause, later on today I'll be starting to answer questions and such again vuv)

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text craig or kenny! craig's his bff and kenny is a nice guy who's not freaked out by dead stuff

Ghost girl: Okay…! I just have to text this craig dude…Ghost girl: Huh?Ghost girl:  !! Oh! He messaged me instead! Okay, right, umm…Ghost girl: That should do it!Ghost girl: …I hope someone comes soon…

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Craig: passed out? now i have a location at least… but I feel so strange… my hands are so shaky i had to send those texts separately… I feel like i’m not alone all of a sudden… 

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Ghost girl: That should do it! I mean, he won't see me, so its good to warn him there's my body there...I hope he gets here fast...

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Anyone respond yet?

Ghost girl: Uhhh...Ghost girl: Um-uh-!Ghost girl: Perfect

Ghost girl: ...Wait how is this perfect, oh gosh...!

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text craig or kenny! craig's his bff and kenny is a nice guy who's not freaked out by dead stuff

Ghost girl: Okay...! I just have to text this craig dude...Ghost girl: Huh?Ghost girl:  !! Oh! He messaged me instead! Okay, right, umm...Ghost girl: That should do it!Ghost girl: ...I hope someone comes soon...

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hey, is he ok? :s

Ghost girl: ...I....I'm not exactly sure...

Ghost girl:  I think he might be passed out, this is a bit awkward...huh...

Ghost girl: Hm? What's that?

Ghost girl: ...!! A phone! I could text someone for help!

Ghost girl: Come on...concentrate....got it!

Ghost girl: Right...now what...okay...wait...

Ghost girl: W-who should I text...?!

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Psst Tweek! Maybe the ghost girl wants to play hide and seek! Or she wants to show you something!

Tweek: T-t-t-this is s-such a bad idea, oh god, ngh…I-i can’t believe I’m-gah! Doing this, oh god- I should turn back-!

Ghost girl: I’m really glad you came Mr!

Ghost girl: I was surprised you even saw me honestly!

Ghost girl: H-hey, Mr? Um…

Ghost Girl: Please?

Tweek: …W….wait…w-w-w-w-w-what the fuck…i-i-i-is t-that…

Tweek: …

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Go Ask Craig and Clyde some questions too!

By the way guys! You guys should totally send questions to 

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It would be awesome if you did!

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where do you think she's going??

Tweek: O-oh crap...

Tweek: N-no way man....w-woods? S-seriously? Nghhh...jesus...oh god...what do I do...oh man....!

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Do you recognize her?

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I just wanted to say that I adore this blog so so much! Please keep up the good work and I promise to ask something properly once I've figured out what to ask ^^

brea thes omg .. . .

thank you so much, I-

*squeals softly*

I'm realyl glad you like it omg- I'll try my best and thank you again ovo!)

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hey this could be your chance to show craig the ghosts! grab him then take him with you

Tweek: I d-don’t think he-

Craig: …Where you going Tweekers…?

Tweek: W-well..! Oh jesus…um, t-there is a ghost g-girl r-roaming around-gah!

Tweek: I-if you want y-you can- ngh…come al…

Craig: …

Tweek: …R…right…n-nevermind…

Tweek: …?

Tweek: …! [She’s…s-still there…is she w-waiting for me…?]

Craig: …Jeesh…moving the ghosts fantasies aside…

Craig: Let’s go to lunch man, there’s pizza today and I don’t want to miss it…-

Tweek: …G-go on w-without me…! I-i’ll be there in a-gah! Minute!

Craig: ??

Craig: …Tweek?

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Heyo Tweek! May I ask you, have you ever befriended a child ghost? They can get really lonely and sad...

Tweek: J-jesus christ…t-t-that was embaressing…and s-stressful…

Tweek: …L..let’s see…child ghosts…? Oh god-! T-they’re r-really…ngh…complicated, I-i never got a-

???: H-hic…sob….sob…sniff…

Tweek: ….Huh…?

Ghost girl: …?

Ghost girl: !! 

Tweek: W-wait…!

Tweek: O-oh shit, I didn’t- gah! Know there was a ghost in this school..!? S-shit, I s-should probably go after it o-or something-hhh…to control it…b-but…oh god…child ghosts can be one of-gah! Worst ghosts…! Oh god…b-but maybe she isn’t bad? Y-yeah right..! Oh god, oh god, oh god…!

Tweek: N-ngh…

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Was that Kyle yelling at you or...???

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Hey Tweek! Did you know Kyle's little brother Ike saw celebrity ghosts and was even possessed by one too? Just ask them!

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Hey Tweek! You should take Craig ghost hunting with you. Show him a few ghosts. Then he will believe you!

Tweek: …Hah…t-that’s a- ngh…laugh…

Tweek: …Huh…?

Tweek: …!!!

Tweek: …

Tweek: …? Clyde…?

Tweek: …Dude…w-what the…H-he’s…always in-ngh…school…

Tweek: …

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how does twinkie react to other ghosts or how does he react to kenny?

Kenny: Dude, there’s an ask about me again!

Tweek: O-oh great…l-let’s see…ngh…oh…T-twinkie? I-it depends on w-what sort of g-ghosts ngh- she encounters…?

Kenny: Oh, isn’t Twinkie your ghostly pet cat? I’ve seen her around when I was at your house here and there, she was super cuddly.

Tweek: S-she’s r-really…ngh…cuddly with me too-

Tweek: …W…wait…y-you’ve…never been to-gah! My house…

Kenny: W-well I mean-

Tweek: I’m f-friends with a pervert…

Kenny: I GET BORED WHILE BEING DEAD OKAY?! G-GIVE ME A BREAK!