Ralsei, The Lurker From Deepest Dark

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[askralseithelurker]

"Hey there, I'm Ralsei! I'm really looking forward to meeting you!"

____ half-serious blog this blog will contain the OPs headcanons, shipping talk will be kept to a minimum with minor exception for very mild Kralsei mention !!OBVIOUSLY, THERE WILL BE DELTARUNE SPOILERS!! ____ OWNER TALK

____ yoyo!! im here to just establish some things you can just call me vesseth or op, im just here i guesss /silly i use he/him pronouns :D the OP is a MINOR! Don't be weird and be respectful!! responses may be slow due to timezone differences and real-life stuff ____ LIL' TYPING GUIDE (mostly so i dont forget lol) [* Text] = narration ["Text"] = in-character dialogue [(Text)] = in-character thoughts //text or purple text w/ no borders at all = OOC, not roleplaying

[flowerythemotorist]

[* After anxiously looking around for what felt like forever, Ralsei finds him. She can't believe her eyes...]

["They weren't lying... You really are alive. How... How did you...?"]

//hey bestie :3c

Hey there, newbuddy!

[askralseithelurker]

[* Ralsei flinched at the sight of the bandaged scars.]

["DON'T MOVE!"]

[* They used their healing spell instinctively, panting.]

[* She knows it won't work, but after everything... it feels like second nature for some reason.]

[flowerythemotorist]

C'mon now, Raly, you know it won't work. Susie fixed me up awhile ago... I'll be fine!

I appreciate the effort, though.

[askralseithelurker]

[* Ralsei let out a shaky breath, fixing up their glasses.]

["Sorry, force of habit, hah..."]

["It's been, what, a week or two now?"]

["But what happened back in the Flower Kingdom, what happened with... The Knight."]

["It feels like it only happened yesterday."]

["So can you blame me for panicking a little?"]

[flowerythemotorist]

Ofcourse not, nothing can go away that easily, but hey, atleast I’m here, aren’t it?

[askralseithelurker]

["I suppose, that is true..."]

[* Ralsei sounded relieved, at least for a good second. At least Flowery can relax now that the whole ordeal is over for now...]

[* Wait.]

["Flowery, you can't stay here for long! As freeing as this place feels, this is still a dark world!"]

["You still need sun, water- All of that! If you stay here any longer, you'll... Y-you will..."]

[* In the midst of Ralsei listing on her fingers, they felt a droplet of water hit their hand.]

["What the-"]

[* It suddenly began to rain. A drizzle, with the sun still peeking through the clouds.]

["Since when-... Has the sun always been here?"]

[askralseithelurker]

["There's some bull$#&@ happening behind me, isn't it?"]

["yea..."]

[askralseithelurker]

KILL

KILL ANY ANON THAT GETS IN THE WAY OF GAMER RALSEI

[* YOU WON?]

[* You gained 0 EXP and 0 D$.]

[* You became... Something. Not stronger, just. Something.]

[askralseithelurker]

Another Ralsei anon... at least, they look like a ralsei anon, stands there with a cup. They're colored like the yellow, white, purple and black cooler water.

Hello.

I'm you but stronger.

And more in tune with Kris.

;P

["Ha ha, very funny. Your colors match their flag, so you two have that in common."]

[* Ralsei pondered for a moment.]

[* They still sense Kris' distress from walking home, alone.]

[* It should've stopped a while ago, but it's as if Kris froze up as they left.]

["... But if it is true that you're more "in-tune" with Kris, are they... Will they be alright?"]

[askralseithelurker]

IDK why that anon asked instead of taking action, so I'm making it happen.

* (A straw that curves and turns into many wacky loops and shapes with multiple connection points pops into existence. It is connected to all of the coolers and is currently in your mouth, actively flowing a mixture of the liquids in.)

* (You also have an IV drip of the gamer dew.)

["Phew... Thank you for getting that covered..."]

[(At least one of them is willing to lend a hand, thank The Angel.)]

[askralseithelurker]

can we have an incredibly silly straw connecting all of the watercoolers together

we Must have a big sip of The Concoction

[* Ralsei is clutching a collection of silly straws, her hand shaking at the force.]

["You all can materialize watercoolers out of thin air but decide to ask ME for straws?!"]

["Mhm- Yeah, okay. How about this? Here are the straws, and YOU GUYS find a way to tape them together!!"]

["Sounds good? Great, awesome, cool!"]

[askralseithelurker]

"can i drink the yellow, white, purple and black cooler water" -suspiciously ralsei-shaped anon

["Yes, feel free to! Those things are all yours anyways!"]

[(Why do they look like me why do they look like me WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE ME-)]

[askralseithelurker]

[ * a kris-shaped flowery pin appeared inside the watercoolers. 'pin' is short for.. pineapple. now ralsei has a blue pineapple with flowery's face ]

["Flowery!"]

[(The pineapple has voice clips. Of course it has.)]

["Well, at least there's something to garnish the cup with now."]

[* Ralsei took one sip of the pastel water, before placing their cup back on the cupholder.]

["... Hm. Nothing happened. Sweet!"]

[elviadoodles]

WHY IS THIS DUDE'S ART UNDERRATED, IT SO PEAK!!!

[askralseithelurker]

//AWW THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I'm really glad people are liking my stuff, even though it isn't much ,:)

[askralseithelurker]

Uhhh... Why're you blue white and red? You french now? Is thst the coolers attack?

["I think you might've missed a detail when the pastel-cooler appeared."]

["That water had a 50/50 chance of either turning me French... Or trans."]

["I'm not speaking French, now am I? And how am I supposed to be myself even more?"]

["The cooler's attack is based on luck, but I'm luckier!"]

[askralseithelurker]

[ * a kris-shaped flowery pin appeared inside the watercoolers. 'pin' is short for.. pineapple. now ralsei has a blue pineapple with flowery's face ]

["Flowery!"]

[(The pineapple has voice clips. Of course it has.)]

["Well, at least there's something to garnish the cup with now."]

[* Ralsei took one sip of the pastel water, before placing their cup back on the cupholder.]

["... Hm. Nothing happened. Sweet!"]

[askralseithelurker]

[* gives ralsei a flowery shaped watercooler. it has blue, pink and white liquid in it. it's the pastel french flag, when you drink it there's a 50% chance of becoming french and a 50% chance of becoming trans ]

[* Ralsei, with the help of her scarfs, pulled the anonymous watercooler near the blue and pink watercooler.]

["You two better get along."]

["I'm NOT gonna be dealing with every watercooler that's brought here, I'm not this place's errand boy!"]

["At least you guys have unlimited water sources... I guess."]

[flowerythemotorist]

[* After anxiously looking around for what felt like forever, Ralsei finds him. She can't believe her eyes...]

["They weren't lying... You really are alive. How... How did you...?"]

//hey bestie :3c

Hey there, newbuddy!

[askralseithelurker]

[* Ralsei flinched at the sight of the bandaged scars.]

["DON'T MOVE!"]

[* They used their healing spell instinctively, panting.]

[* She knows it won't work, but after everything... it feels like second nature for some reason.]

[flowerythemotorist]

C'mon now, Raly, you know it won't work. Susie fixed me up awhile ago... I'll be fine!

I appreciate the effort, though.

[askralseithelurker]

[* Ralsei let out a shaky breath, fixing up their glasses.]

["Sorry, force of habit, hah..."]

["It's been, what, a week or two now?"]

["But what happened back in the Flower Kingdom, what happened with... The Knight."]

["It feels like it only happened yesterday."]

["So can you blame me for panicking a little?"]

[flowerythemotorist]

[* After anxiously looking around for what felt like forever, Ralsei finds him. She can't believe her eyes...]

["They weren't lying... You really are alive. How... How did you...?"]

//hey bestie :3c

Hey there, newbuddy!

[askralseithelurker]

[* Ralsei flinched at the sight of the bandaged scars.]

["DON'T MOVE!"]

[* They used their healing spell instinctively, panting.]

[* She knows it won't work, but after everything... it feels like second nature for some reason.]

[flowerythemotorist]

[* After anxiously looking around for what felt like forever, Ralsei finds him. She can't believe her eyes...]

["They weren't lying... You really are alive. How... How did you...?"]

//hey bestie :3c

Hey there, newbuddy!

[askralseithelurker]

ralsei died and they're in watercooler hell now

good luck ralsei

[* GAME OVER]

[* ... Not really, she just momentarily fainted from the dyed water.]

//watercooler hell BEGONE!! Holds out cross made out of snorkels /j

[askralseithelurker]

Buble, boble, toil and... definitelly trouble

["Never thought I'd agree with a water-cooler, but you're right. Trouble is definitely going to arrive, whether I sense it or not!"]

["At least, that's what I think you're trying to tell me, it's hard to tell."]

[* Ralsei takes a swig of grey water.]

["Eugh. Why did I do that."]