ASK RIFF RAFF

“I’ve got to keep control.”

[askriffraff]

Given recent events that have transpired, I thought it necessary to put some rules in place. Failure to comply with these regulations will result in your account being blocked and reported.

Tagging all RHPS blogs that I am aware of:

@askarivalscientist

@askthetransylvanians

@askadeliveryboy

@askbradmajors

@askacreation

@askcolumbia

@askmagenta

@askfranknfurter

@ask-janet-weiss

Behind every single one of these accounts is a person who deserves to feel safe and enjoy themselves online.

Do better.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It's like a couch that's also a bed. It's very 1960's, returning to the farm land type of style.

[askriffraff]

Oh, alright. Yes. We should do that. I do just want to laze about all day.. I have no energy.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'd love to just be your little servant, care for all your needs.

[askriffraff]

Really? Do you want me to be more demanding?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I wouldn't mind.

[askriffraff]

I don’t think I could disrespect you like that.. You’re so wonderful and I’m already so much to deal with.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Just... all I ask for is praise and affection. It's all I've asked for since the beginning.

[askriffraff]

Riff Raff kissed him all over his face.

I love you so very much. My husband. My man. My everything. I’m doing this for you.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Your everything... my woman... and what a woman she is.

[askriffraff]

TW ED

A woman… That’s right. I’m a pathetic, little woman who needs her husband to take care of her and make decisions for her. And that’s just how I like it.

Please hold me. I’m incredibly tempted to go throw up right now.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Farley squeezed her.

My woman. My perfect woman.

[askriffraff]

I’m scared.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you are.

[askriffraff]

What if this is a terrible idea?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It won't be.

[askriffraff]

What if I look ugly and you stop loving me?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It's like a couch that's also a bed. It's very 1960's, returning to the farm land type of style.

[askriffraff]

Oh, alright. Yes. We should do that. I do just want to laze about all day.. I have no energy.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'd love to just be your little servant, care for all your needs.

[askriffraff]

Really? Do you want me to be more demanding?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I wouldn't mind.

[askriffraff]

I don’t think I could disrespect you like that.. You’re so wonderful and I’m already so much to deal with.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Just... all I ask for is praise and affection. It's all I've asked for since the beginning.

[askriffraff]

Riff Raff kissed him all over his face.

I love you so very much. My husband. My man. My everything. I’m doing this for you.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Your everything... my woman... and what a woman she is.

[askriffraff]

TW ED

A woman… That’s right. I’m a pathetic, little woman who needs her husband to take care of her and make decisions for her. And that’s just how I like it.

Please hold me. I’m incredibly tempted to go throw up right now.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Farley squeezed her.

My woman. My perfect woman.

[askriffraff]

I’m scared.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you are.

[askriffraff]

What if this is a terrible idea?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It's like a couch that's also a bed. It's very 1960's, returning to the farm land type of style.

[askriffraff]

Oh, alright. Yes. We should do that. I do just want to laze about all day.. I have no energy.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'd love to just be your little servant, care for all your needs.

[askriffraff]

Really? Do you want me to be more demanding?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I wouldn't mind.

[askriffraff]

I don’t think I could disrespect you like that.. You’re so wonderful and I’m already so much to deal with.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Just... all I ask for is praise and affection. It's all I've asked for since the beginning.

[askriffraff]

Riff Raff kissed him all over his face.

I love you so very much. My husband. My man. My everything. I’m doing this for you.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Your everything... my woman... and what a woman she is.

[askriffraff]

TW ED

A woman… That’s right. I’m a pathetic, little woman who needs her husband to take care of her and make decisions for her. And that’s just how I like it.

Please hold me. I’m incredibly tempted to go throw up right now.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Farley squeezed her.

My woman. My perfect woman.

[askriffraff]

I’m scared.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It's like a couch that's also a bed. It's very 1960's, returning to the farm land type of style.

[askriffraff]

Oh, alright. Yes. We should do that. I do just want to laze about all day.. I have no energy.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'd love to just be your little servant, care for all your needs.

[askriffraff]

Really? Do you want me to be more demanding?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I wouldn't mind.

[askriffraff]

I don’t think I could disrespect you like that.. You’re so wonderful and I’m already so much to deal with.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Just... all I ask for is praise and affection. It's all I've asked for since the beginning.

[askriffraff]

Riff Raff kissed him all over his face.

I love you so very much. My husband. My man. My everything. I’m doing this for you.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Your everything... my woman... and what a woman she is.

[askriffraff]

TW ED

A woman… That’s right. I’m a pathetic, little woman who needs her husband to take care of her and make decisions for her. And that’s just how I like it.

Please hold me. I’m incredibly tempted to go throw up right now.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It's like a couch that's also a bed. It's very 1960's, returning to the farm land type of style.

[askriffraff]

Oh, alright. Yes. We should do that. I do just want to laze about all day.. I have no energy.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'd love to just be your little servant, care for all your needs.

[askriffraff]

Really? Do you want me to be more demanding?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I wouldn't mind.

[askriffraff]

I don’t think I could disrespect you like that.. You’re so wonderful and I’m already so much to deal with.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Just... all I ask for is praise and affection. It's all I've asked for since the beginning.

[askriffraff]

Riff Raff kissed him all over his face.

I love you so very much. My husband. My man. My everything. I’m doing this for you.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It's like a couch that's also a bed. It's very 1960's, returning to the farm land type of style.

[askriffraff]

Oh, alright. Yes. We should do that. I do just want to laze about all day.. I have no energy.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'd love to just be your little servant, care for all your needs.

[askriffraff]

Really? Do you want me to be more demanding?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I wouldn't mind.

[askriffraff]

I don’t think I could disrespect you like that.. You’re so wonderful and I’m already so much to deal with.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It's like a couch that's also a bed. It's very 1960's, returning to the farm land type of style.

[askriffraff]

Oh, alright. Yes. We should do that. I do just want to laze about all day.. I have no energy.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'd love to just be your little servant, care for all your needs.

[askriffraff]

Really? Do you want me to be more demanding?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It's like a couch that's also a bed. It's very 1960's, returning to the farm land type of style.

[askriffraff]

Oh, alright. Yes. We should do that. I do just want to laze about all day.. I have no energy.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I see. We could get a day bed.

[askriffraff]

What is a day bed?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Tower.

[askriffraff]

We need to get a proper bed up there. I was going to give birth in there but I’ve been thinking about having a water birth.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It'll be only me and your mother... and Macy until the babies come. Then you can just say it's because of the babies.

[askriffraff]

I think Magenta and the groupie are staying here though.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Of course.

I love you so much... so so much.

[askriffraff]

I love you too. If I didn’t I wouldn’t be doing this. I’m so scared that she’ll make fun of me again though. She was so mean.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Every inch. That'll be the most wonderful part... kissing every inch.

[askriffraff]

That sounds blissful.. Will you make me another slice of toast?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Magenta is being silly. I'll think you look beautiful.

[askriffraff]

You’ll really kiss every inch?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

[askriffraff]

I’m going to try really hard. I asked my mother for some advice. I’m just scared. Every time I came home from treatment, Magenta would mock me.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

That was really nice. I haven’t had real butter in a very long time. I love you.

- @askriffraff

I love you too, my darling Riff Raff.

[askriffraff]

I think the babies liked it.

Do I really have permission to eat whatever I want? Dravina never would have let me…

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

What do you mean, love?

[askriffraff]

She.. Controlled most aspects of my life.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Including what you ate?

[askriffraff]

Yes.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

You can eat anything you want, now.

[askriffraff]

Anything at all?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

Anything at all.

[askriffraff]

There are so many things I want to try.. I’ve denied my body for so long. I’m sick of feeling like this.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know you must be.

[askriffraff]

It hurts to just lie down.

You’ll have a soft wife soon.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I know. I'll help you.

[askriffraff]

Do you think I’ll look more like my mother?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I think so.

[askriffraff]

This is scary.. I’ve never done this before. I mean I have.. But it was scary. There were hospitals. And feeding tubes. And angry nurses.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I'm sure. I was there one of those times.

[askriffraff]

It will be easier this time?

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

It will. Of course it will.

[askriffraff]

You’re really going to like it?