Better Than All Of You

Of course I am superior to you, I was genetically engineered.

[asksassykhan]

wow you are just proving my point

You are wrong and how are you even sentient?

[justwanderingmuses]

Lt. Kevin Riley

[I made the blog

[cxmbeferre-deactivated20160725]

Put "I've come to sleep with you" in my ask box and my character will react to yours appearing on their doorstep and introducing themselves as their new flatmate.

[asksassykhan]

yes you do

No

[asksassykhan]

wow thanks khan. great descriptive answer there. I swear for someone that's 300 years old you act like a little kid

I act like no such thing

[asksassykhan]

what do you mean not really

I mean not really

[asksassykhan]

yes khan is being harassed by a sassy french pastry

Not really.

[asksassykhan]

((are you being harassed by a sassy french pastry or am i going out of my fucking mind?))

[Nah, just a follower whose url was changed]

[asksassykhan]

no its ok i love you, actually i just saw you. again. :)

Ah.

[asksassykhan]

I said theoretically you asshat

But it's fact that I'm real and Loki is fictional

[asksassykhan]

idk i just am growing tired of you. perhaps it's due to your awesomeness but also douchbaggery.

If you're tired of  me, it isn't that hard to leave.

[asksassykhan]

yeah. theoretically though, loki isn't fictional, and neither are you. be friends

Ah, now Loki isn't fictional? But what about " loki both are fictional characters" Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not a direct quote from you?

[asksassykhan]

"I'm not afraid to shoot you" see now I am a croissant. I am no longer the one annoying girl (you know, killjoy-raven-from-hell) I have moved up in the ranks. I am the croissant. the official croissant. and I am not afraid to shoot you.

You are evidently not an inanimate piece of food seeing as you are still able to speak to (and bother) me. I'm sure - human or food - you'd do minimal damage to me if you did, in fact, manage to shoot me.

[stuffrpstuff]

Send "I'm not afraid to shoot you." for my character's reaction.

[asksassykhan]

your fACE is mythological. since you and loki both are fictional characters go be friends with him it would be pretty great

Not fictional, have we not been over that countless times? Thus I cannot be friends with a fictional character.

[asksassykhan]

nope it is the fault of school. *shudder* also I have a question for you, do you know loki? are you guys friends?

Loki as in the fictional "god" of Norse mythology? Hard to know someone mythological.

[asksassykhan]

yooo khan I haven't talked to you in a while

Is that somehow my fault? No.