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he/him | not a minor | posting whatever strokes my whimsy

[unalivejournal]

I'm the new hip hop Madonna I'm the trap Grace Jones I don't know what kind of motherfuckin crack they on I'm like Carrie Bradshaw with a back brace on I been carrying you bitches now for way too long

[segamascott]

"i love it when you call me big pupa"

- the notorious B.U.G.

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

big fan of that trope where like. something really awful happens to Character or someone they love and they manage to catch the bastard who did it and get revenge. and it's righteous at first and everyones on their side but it slowly devolves into abject cruelty as everyone looks on in horror. dude that's enough he's stopped twitching etc etc

[kowada25]

[pharma-tard]

if you're named some shit like cody it's been over for you for a long time

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[solely-ashes]

Who's dark materials

[filthyprotozoan]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[save-the-child-qamar]

I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and doesn't offer a single word of support, ignoring me completely.

[save-the-child-qamar]

I write these words with tears in my eyes. I can't bear this situation anymore. My child is completely exhausted from the bitter cold and malnutrition.

[save-the-child-qamar]

Time is running out, donations are scarce, and every delay increases the risks. If you can help, don't hesitate. Your support today could make a real difference in the life of a child who can't wait.

GOFUNDM_Vetted #53

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[spiralling-spires]

Its weird how you get more disabled over time. Like, most people i know with a disability actually have like eight disabilities and a lot of them slowed up later as a result of compensating for the earlier ones. This brought to you by me filling out a demographics form and wondering when i got to the point of checking that many damn boxes

“You get used to it” true but misleading because someday your back problems are gonna inexplicably cause stomach problems. And then you get used to the stomach problems but your thumbs start hurting because you had to do so much work on your phone lying in weird positions while waiting for the stomach problems to go away. And there are way more distractions on your phone too so while you always had adhd this just makes it more annoying/prevalent-

Anyway hi disabled people with one million conditions i love you and i hope youre having a good day with minimal pain/inconvenience

[commanderchr1st]

do you know they gave the michellin man his sache because he has the worlds most disgusting cum?

[divorcedwife]

He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being. So don't talk of our separation again: it is impracticable.

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[expromqueen]

[dude-who-likes-dudes]

men who whimper

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[charl0ttan]

honestly for all we know it probably feels good as fuck to have sex