It might come as a surprise, but resident evil 4(2005) is only twenty years old…
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@asksassyramonsalazar
It might come as a surprise, but resident evil 4(2005) is only twenty years old…
Pantsed♥️♥️
"Your right hand comes off?"
OG4 will forever be funny to me
Salazar: UGH! that Mr. Kennedy!!!!!
You let your guard down and he betrays you...
I will get you someday, dirty american! >:-(
Admin: Thinking about all the times in the past y'all wanted to give Salazar some love (and more than that)
I'm still ROFL'ing at the impregnation one
Poor Salazar wasn't able to handle that much huH
Oh! Another fine art of my pretty countenance :-) Thank you so much! These gifts always make my day~
Salazar: Oh Lord! So you made a drawing of me and…him.
Long time since I first met THAT impersonator who thinks he’s better than me. >:-( I do indeed find his haircut a ridiculous choice, for such a high-class name as mine. He’s missing a GREAT tricorn hat, just like a real nobleman uses, you know who. ;-)
He is not at my standarts and I hope he recognizes his bad taste in looks~
Admin: A thing I made inspired on Mike Tyson's first impression of Hasbullah LOLOLOL
Translated to english just for you<3 (srry if typos)
Salazar my son EEEEEEEEEEE
I believe I found a TWiN Dimensional brother-in-law hehheh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
-sips wine- 🍷
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Salazar: Brother in law???? WAIT A SECOND. THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. I GOT NO SIBLINGS! WHEN DID MY PARENTS DO THIS? THEY ARE DEAD ALREADY!
You must be a filthy impersonator trying to get a slice of my fame >:-(
Though I must admit, red and black suits you perfectly. Nice taste, "brother-in-law".
-sips wine- 🍷
So, any ideas for what qualities you want to have in a partner? Of course they have to be loyal to the oh so glorious Lord Saddler and the Los Illuminados!
Salazar: Well, I don’t think I’m suited much for romance, dear anonymous, so I don’t think about having a partner most of the time. Already as I am, I am happy.
I know it may sound contradictory, since I "reciprocated" the feelings of some fans in the past, but I see more as how it is, a fan-idol relationship that boosts my ego. It just feels very good to know some people die for you. Don't take it personally, I try my best to please and be thankful about the love others show me. :-(
Getting back to your question: maybe someone who can understand my space, my desire for solitude, is at my level of intelligence and of course, as you said, how my faith deeply makes me happy, can entirely win my heart. We could share a lot of interesting talks and views of the world, and maybe, sharing a spiritual mission. I would be more than satisfied with it. ;-)
I’m not very much into physical affection, though I can see myself reciprocating with the right care and enough connection between us. Going slow is the best route~
Hi there, are you still active in this website? I am just curious
UH....
Salazar: WELL...SOME IRRESPONSIBLE GIRL, which you all probably remember, took the keys away for the blog for YEARS. >:-( We left all this project in hiatus BECAUSE of her and her self-indulgence. Recently, she decided to come back out of nowhere because...WELL, I DON'T KNOW?
Admin: Hello! I refused to open Tumblr for years, straight up abandoned this blog 4 years ago. It just felt the best for me when I was healing. Despite that, I still used it to read fanfics and watch fanart of my then fixations, but not with my accounts logged in. JDHKJDS
GUESS WHAT I needed an active account to watch some nice content of a ship I love SOOOOOO. Yeah. It all led to this specific event, in this time, in this year...
Salazar: UGH! How come watching two characters kissing is more important than OUR mission? I should seek a replacement as soon as possible. You are NO LONGER of use as a co-admin of this blog and I must dispose of you!!!!
Admin: AHAHAH LOOK AT THIS BOY, HE THINKS HE GOT THE POWER. HAHAHAHAHA. BRB I gotta ground him
Salazar: NO-
Admin: THEN DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO YO MOM EVER AGAIN!
Salazar: HNNNG. OKAY "MOM".
I open this blog after 4 years of not doing it aaand
I'm very surprised that y'all still kept sending me nice asks and gifts! I am super touched to read them now, since I just left without explanation and you were even here asking...
Well, let me talk about it from admin to the world:
Salad Man
This boi is growing on my artworks so fast. Mr. Kennedy, get ready your ass😎
A pic of my young self. 12 year old bitter Ramon still figuring how to do life...without discovering ‘‘Los Iluminados’‘ faith.
I had a lot to learn, didn’t I.
- Salazar
Thanks a lot for feedback, I rly appreciate that. 💞 SOOO… I’ve NEVER EVER EVER EVER expected that my dreams can be so ingenious and I started to draw this in a special way, how I thought it would be. The chosen song s associated with a similar situation, whether it’s in the game. As for me, the role of a sublime singer suits Salazar.
Ramon Salazar for Giselle. Oh my, I want to reply RE.