Ask Serious Rainbow

My name's Rainbow "Serious" Dash. I work for the Serious Foundation. I'm not a full-fledged Serious Sam parody, but damn, I do a good job of keeping the multiverse from exploding. Outside of that, I just hang out with my girlfriend Applejack, take care of my adopted daughter, Scootaloo, and basically have a bunch of misadventures. I'm also getting tired of rewriting this every time Tumblr cries about it. Warning: Ask Serious Rainbow contains mature and immature content, including suggestive sexual references, overt sexual references, references that people are unlikely to get, anthropomorphic horses, Frisketized characters, numerous fourth wall breaks, and language that is definitely not for children. Besides, they won't get it anyway.

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Like, Payday 2 single-player is fun, but I can really only do loud single-player. More players means easier stealth, at least for me. But yeah, I typically only play multiplayer games with friends.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Two entries where I'm angry in a row? That's kinda weird.

-SR

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Xbox is getting close to being on The List, but Sony's been on there for a while, and it sucks that they're doing this.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I'm usually not a fanfiction person, to be honest. Written fanfiction, anyway. And yes, I am like Strong Bad. I have enough time to say the full "fiction."

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Minor updates like this one are easy to do, but we do want to do longer storylines.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I don't even need the DeSoto for most of them. It's just a hop, skip, and jump away.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I think I hate Sweeney more than I do AI. Both are loathsome, but Sweeney slightly edges AI out.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

"I also have my own achieveables!" "Shut up, Blue! We haven't even made any for you guys yet!"

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

It wasn't as destructive as the parasprite infestation, but I digress.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

There's a lot of old blogs I want to come back, but the people who made them have their own lives now.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Maybe even the memory and storage manufacturers too. Fucking bullshit "AI" craze.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I want them to put Papa's Burgeria on Steam, that one would be fun to play. My favorite is Pizzeria and I find Mocharia the hardest of the ones on Steam.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Also... "Gallopfrey?" I knew some universes had terrible horse puns, but jeez! XD

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

The parts of the game are fun... except maybe the driving, I typically don't do that. XD

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

It's up to the companies holding the IPs hostage. They should at least license them out!

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Who, exactly, would my Persona be? Cookie Masterson?

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

It doesn't need to be great, it just has to be good. Like a solid 7.5-8.5 scoring game. And as long as they stick to the Covert Action rule, where it's better to have one good game than two great games, it could be amazing.

-SR