Ask Serious Rainbow

My name's Rainbow "Serious" Dash. I work for the Serious Foundation. I'm not a full-fledged Serious Sam parody, but damn, I do a good job of keeping the multiverse from exploding. Outside of that, I just hang out with my girlfriend Applejack, take care of my adopted daughter, Scootaloo, and basically have a bunch of misadventures. I'm also getting tired of rewriting this every time Tumblr cries about it. Warning: Ask Serious Rainbow contains mature and immature content, including suggestive sexual references, overt sexual references, references that people are unlikely to get, anthropomorphic horses, Frisketized characters, numerous fourth wall breaks, and language that is definitely not for children. Besides, they won't get it anyway.

[askseriousrainbow]

Just because of how robust SC3KU is. SC2K and SC4 are good, too.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I'm joking, of course, I don't need more piercings.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

She has a LOT of characters I like, really, from animation to video games.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Man, the "<Country>'s Worst Driver/Handyman" shows were good. Except the American Driver, that one doesn't work as well.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I can sing anything though. Why do you think I have a cover band?

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Don't think about these things, I don't.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Don't ask me the home city, though, I don't think it's Hollow Shades, though.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

That's not a place name that I've heard of, anyway.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Seriously, it's like eating dry granola!

-Discord

[askseriousrainbow]

Yes, we should've done this update in February when it was done. We're sorry, life got in the way.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

Yes, that is the name of the ska dance. I'm not delivering a zinger to myself.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I've been playing YDKJ for damn near 30 years. Very rarely do I lose if I'm playing to win. Thankfully, these days I mostly play for fun.

I still win a lot, though.

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I mean, I do that as part of my job, so yeah, it might be lopsided in my favor on weightlifting. XD

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

I'm sure some people have made him in the new Tomodachi Life. They've probably already made Matt. (Everyone knows Matt. LOL)

-SR

[askseriousrainbow]

LGR and his friends are can handle this topic better than I can. XD

-SR

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Pointy pic for @askseriousrainbow !

[askseriousrainbow]

Holy shit, this is freaking awesome! Thank you so much, @nopony-ask-mclovin !

[askseriousrainbow]

The original British version is fine, too, though it's not as educational. They also give away cars to the graduates for some reason, something the Canadian and Equestrian versions don't do. And don't get me started on the flaws of the American one.

-SR