The Ask Sherlock Experiment

The name's Sherlock Holmes, and I'm the world's only consulting detective. Keep in mind that if you ask stupid questions, they will be ignored. SH ♚ mun and muse are both over 18. main blog is at worriesconstantly. any gifs used aren't my own. I'll rp with most anyone, though castmates would be fantastic - especially a john.

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Fibbing, Sherlock. And yes, I made a tumblr. I've got fans too, you know. JW

Seems like I have more. :(

SH

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what nickname do you prefer: shezza or sherl?

I prefer the name Sherlock.

SH

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What was going through your mind when Molly asked you to say you loved her first before she would say it? That was probably a shock for John and Mycroft too.

My mind was on one thing: survival, both for Molly’s sake and our own.

SH

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I was wrong and you've proven your point -- hang on, did your fans know Irene was alive before I did? JW

Hmm? What? Irene? Don’t know her.

SH

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I still stand by the fact that ‘the Doctor’ is a ridiculous name.

SH

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Says the man who refers to me as “The Woman.”

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Yes, well. You earned your title.

SH

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My liasons with the opposite sex are, first and foremost, none of your business. Secondly, women are not my department.

SH

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He has a point. I would know.

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Mm, I concur. it’s none of your business either.

SH

[the-w0man-blog]

SH? Are you sure this isn’t Dr. Watson speaking?

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John is capable of speaking for himself. Whether any of it is worth listening to is another matter entirely, but my point still stands.

SH

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I still stand by the fact that ‘the Doctor’ is a ridiculous name.

SH

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My liasons with the opposite sex are, first and foremost, none of your business. Secondly, women are not my department.

SH

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He has a point. I would know.

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Mm, I concur. it’s none of your business either.

SH

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Sidewhiskers. Your thoughts.

You again? Still have no particular opinion either way.

SH

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Who makes better tea, John or Mrs Hudson?

John reads this blog, therefore it’s within my best interest to say that he makes the better tea.

SH

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My liasons with the opposite sex are, first and foremost, none of your business. Secondly, women are not my department.

SH

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All together now: you were wrong. Don’t be shy, John. We wouldn’t want to offend my many fans, after all. ... And what d’you mean, ‘interesting”? Of course they’re interesting. They’re my fans.

SH

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[addigni]

accurate x’D

[greentea-lattee]

I LOVE THIS

[marcespot]

SHERLOCK: Even I text. Her, I mean. The Woman. Bad idea–try not to, but, you know, sometimes…

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Do you lot have access to Mycroft’s security tapes?

SH

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Good. More recognition. Let John realise the error of his ways.

SH

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My emotions, whether they’re in relation to John or not, could never be described as ‘fluffy’.

SH

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