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hello i am shirohime i love my fughuffgking delicious boyfriend [ Puer Magi AU Ladonia for aphsooperau. ]

[askshirohime]

Shiro! Don’t just stand there!

[askshirohime]

What are you going to do now?

[askshirohime]

daddy! daddy!

daddy what are you--

[askshirohime]

[ so! let's recap what we know until this point in the story!

both erkki's dads (berwald doesn't count) know yong soo now and yong soo now has to look both of them in the eye knowing they know he and erkki fucked

sadik has a personal dinkleberg named (we don’t have a first name yet!) andreou who lives upstairs, she has 4 cats

tino calls sadik daddy and has no qualms calling him daddy in front of strangers

there’s a star thing on erkki’s forehead

sundanese is spoken in space

i take this fuckin long to finish a simple 2part comic

sadik’s grudge against yong soo has been cleared for now he knows yong soo didn’t even know andreou exists

with this recap, i wish you luck. ]

[askshirohime]

byeol and andreou (part 2)

SO YOU DIDN’T KNOW ANDREOU AT ALL

I’M SO SORRY 

Damn that Andreou! Making me yell at some kid for no reason!

See? Not every bad thing that happens to you is because of your upstairs neighbour!

B-but! The pots! The cats!

“Daddy...♥️♥️ If you don’t stop I will--”

“DON’T CALL ME DADDY IN FRONT OF THE BOY!”

[askshirohime]

byeol and andreou

ERKKI!

DID YOU USE CONDOMS?! WHO IS THIS?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU FUCKED HIM?! WHAT ELSE HAVEN’T YOU TOLD ME?!

this is my boyfriend yong soo

well... we’ve known each other for a while, he’s a friend♥♥

we just started dating today tho

it’s ok he took me out to dinner first

Say.

I’ve seen you before.

Aren’t you the boy who jumped from my balcony,

after being sent by Andreou to destroy my tulips?

[ask-the-fading-star]

Answered some asks during lunch break! (( @askshirohime @ask-the-scrambler @ask-maple-gas @peteradnan ))

[askshirohime]

lov u too boo

[askshirohime]

Can you make a entrance to the other realities? I need to meet someone ~Gas Hero

oh? i suppose… i could, but i’ll need several tries

you know anything in that universe that can be used as a mark that i’ve gotten the right universe? the exact coordinates?

@ask-maple-gas

[ask-maple-gas]

“I have a piece of paper from that universe. I may be able to find some coordinates. Thanks for your help.”

[askshirohime]

NO NO LIKE SOMETHING AT THAT UNIVERSE I CAN TELEPORT NEARBY TO

you know what fuck it

i’ll hop through universes and you say stop when i get the right one

[ask-maple-gas]

[askshirohime]

i can’t open the same portal for twice in a row.

i’ll leave this portal open for as long as you need. tell me when you’re done.

good luck.

[ask-maple-gas]

Thank you so much for doing this.

[askshirohime]

...

i swear, i’m such a softie...

[askshirohime]

Can you make a entrance to the other realities? I need to meet someone ~Gas Hero

oh? i suppose… i could, but i’ll need several tries

you know anything in that universe that can be used as a mark that i’ve gotten the right universe? the exact coordinates?

@ask-maple-gas

[ask-maple-gas]

“I have a piece of paper from that universe. I may be able to find some coordinates. Thanks for your help.”

[askshirohime]

NO NO LIKE SOMETHING AT THAT UNIVERSE I CAN TELEPORT NEARBY TO

you know what fuck it

i’ll hop through universes and you say stop when i get the right one

[ask-maple-gas]

[askshirohime]

i can’t open the same portal for twice in a row.

i’ll leave this portal open for as long as you need. tell me when you’re done.

good luck.

[askshirohime]

Can you make a entrance to the other realities? I need to meet someone ~Gas Hero

oh? i suppose… i could, but i’ll need several tries

you know anything in that universe that can be used as a mark that i’ve gotten the right universe? the exact coordinates?

@ask-maple-gas

[ask-maple-gas]

“I have a piece of paper from that universe. I may be able to find some coordinates. Thanks for your help.”

[askshirohime]

NO NO LIKE SOMETHING AT THAT UNIVERSE I CAN TELEPORT NEARBY TO

you know what fuck it

i’ll hop through universes and you say stop when i get the right one

[askshirohime]

What... what are you doing? You're just a child, and... go home, kid!

i don’t have a home

i wonder whose fault that is

however i will Forgive You for the price of one (1) titty squeeze

@asktheboganman

[asktheboganman-deactivated20200]

“Absolutely the fuck not.”

[askshirohime]

bold of you to assume i’m not gonna

SQUEEZE YOUR TIDDIES ANYWAY

[askshirohime]

So who’s the pissiest girl you’ve ever met?

hmm

i’m not sure if i even remember

i don’t really pay attention to that You Know

[askshirohime]

What... what are you doing? You're just a child, and... go home, kid!

i don’t have a home

i wonder whose fault that is

however i will Forgive You for the price of one (1) titty squeeze

@asktheboganman

[askshirohime]

*Rick and morty theme plays*

[askshirohime]

Begone hero t h o t -askthescrambler

how dare you

i’m a fearsome villain REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@ask-the-scrambler

[askshirohime]

Can you make a entrance to the other realities? I need to meet someone ~Gas Hero

oh? i suppose… i could, but i’ll need several tries

you know anything in that universe that can be used as a mark that i’ve gotten the right universe? the exact coordinates?

@ask-maple-gas

[asksongbird]

is there anyone who loves you?

“Unlikely.”

[askshirohime]

it’s ME BITCH!!

[asksongbird]

“What are you doing in my flat?”

[askshirohime]

i’m here to Love And Cherish you

[asksongbird]

“You’re wasting your time. And mine. I’m working.”

[askshirohime]

it’s Never a Bad Time for some Love and Cherishing...