this blog has been dead for like. 3 years.

this shit's cringeworthy 15 year old mun shenanigans.

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my condolences to anyone who knew my 15 year old self as asksolidsnake

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still inactive, but here’s something for the 140 of you that have somehow stuck around for three years

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yeah, i guess it has been that long.

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in scale of 1 to 10, how sexy you think is Sniper Wolf? and Otakon?

Wolf's definitely an 8.

Hal? 7.5.

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ooc: for those of you who saw the buttface drawing, no, i don't regret it.

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So, The Boss was Big Boss' Boss, but who was The Boss' Boss?

This is a great tongue twister for those of you at home.

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Quietly laughing to myself

I know he’s always looked older but Solidus’s face is instantly recognisable as one of Les Enfants Terribles, and it’s never made clear when and how Solid Snake first learned about him. Did Snake ever turn the TV on one day and go

“OH MY GOD. OTACON.”

“What? What’s the matter Snake?”

*turns dramatically to Otacon*  - “…I’M THE PRESIDENT.”

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That’s exactly how it happened. 

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Let's just say I did a horrible job with the latest SOTU speech.

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I have been collecting small samples of your hair for the past 3 years when you sleep, making a replicate doll of you that I carry everywhere. So I can think of you. and smell you.

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“I would fuck the entire MGS cast. Even sunny”

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im literally crying omg

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Looks like I have several people to strangle.

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otakucondesu reblogged your post: ottercon: asksolidsnake: ottercon reblogged your...

I could get you something Asian too, Hmm. Yes, I’ll add that to the list of things I could get you for Valentines Day!

...Something from Kasugai, if you would.

I may or may not have a soft spot for those gummy things they make.

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I’ll give you another hint, it’s in a bottle. A special kind.

It’s not that weird Japanese pop stuff, is it?

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It’s not even remotely Asian, Dave.

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Eh, whatever it is. I've just started guessing that everything you buy is Japanese. It's a pretty sound guess, if you ask me.

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ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon: asksolidsnake: ottercon reblogged your...

I’ll give you another hint, it’s in a bottle. A special kind.

It's not that weird Japanese pop stuff, is it?

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I have to order it before you start looking. Let’s just say you’ll be attracting a lot of people with it, possibly. I…

Attracting people? Go on. I’m intrigued. Don’t tell me- you’re decking me out to be a human bug zapper.

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Er, not really. It’s something common, but I’m ordering a specific kind just for you. That and I’m making you brownies.

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Common, eh? That doesn't make it very easy to guess.

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what are you doing here...?

Whatever it is, it looks photoshopped. Ike is most certainly never allowed near my box, much less inside of it.

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I have to order it before you start looking. Let’s just say you’ll be attracting a lot of people with it, possibly. I...

Attracting people? Go on. I'm intrigued. Don't tell me- you're decking me out to be a human bug zapper.

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I think it goes both ways. I’d probably be mostly paranoid. Oh, I’ve finally come up with something for V-Day. Well,...

Really? I'm looking forward to it. Are you going to make me guess, or should I go look in the normal hiding places?

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*pew pew pew*

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Good times.

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No, I probab- stop bringing up the past dammit! We can just. . I don’t know. I just want to be with you.

Hey, I didn’t say no. I’ll protect you from scissors lady- she still looks like a Joker rip off, to me.

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Knight in shining armor?

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If you consider spandex armor, yes.

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… I guess so.

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Definitely need an upgrade. Soldiers seem to be getting smarter these days- or they're just paranoid.