Squip: It's been quiet lately.
Me: That might be because I haven't been around much.
Squip: Oh! You're back again. How did it go?
Me: As well as most things do, meaning completely unremarkable.
Squip: I am surprised nothing happened.
Me: *sighs* So am I, to be honest. I can only hope....
Squip: Get some rest.
Me: I think I will. Thank you. For. You know. Waiting.
Squip: Simply following my programming, no harm was done during your absence.
Me: Good. Good.















