Ask Suho & Kai

Hello! This is EXO's guardian Suho and dancing machine Kai. And we are here to answer all your questions. So ask away!

[asksukai]

Jongin-ah, what do you think about Junmyeon crosdressing in SMTOWN concert? Did you like it?

K: Hi choleticshine! I have talked a little on how I feel about Joonmyunnie hyung crossdressing in this ask over here-

S: Jonginnie! I thought we agreed never to talk about my crossdressing performance in SMTown ever again.

K: But hyung, people are asking! We have to answer everything our fans ask of us here remember?

S: But… but… fine! But no pictures. Not. A. Single. One.

K: Anyway, as I was saying, I am normally not into girls but I felt something stir inside me when I saw Joonmyunnie hyung as a girl. It made me questioned if I was bisexual for a moment.

S: *blush* Jonginnie!

K: I almost wanted to ask hyung if I was bisexual but then I thought to myself, technically it’s still Joonmyunnie hyung under that dress so I should still be gay right? But he was so pretty that I was sexually attracted to a girl for the first time in my life.

S: I was not a girl. And I still am not.

K: So am I bisexual hyung?

S: I don’t know. Let’s just get this ask over with. You can be Joonmyun-sexual for all I care.

K: Ooh… Joonmyun-sexual. I like the sound of that. That I can be 100% sure of. Afterall, who can say no to this gorgeous babe?

S: KIM JONGIN! I SAID NO PICTURES!

[asksukai]

Hey! Hey! Hey! Kai I am ordering you to always take good care of my princess Suho. He is mineeeeeeee!!!! Kidding! Well he's mine but I would love it if you two would end up together. KAIHO FOREVER! I LOVE YOU TWO!!! Aww my favorite OTP. <3 *blows kisses to Suho* *grins at Kai*

K: Of course I will take good care of Joonmyunnie hyung! He’s MINE. I understand your pain though. Everybody wants a piece of my Joonmyunnie hyung. Well too bad, he’s MINE.

S: Be nice Jonginnie. It’s nice to hear how much you love me jongmyeon69. Although er… I am not a princess.

K: He’s my prince charming! So stop blowing kisses to him! It’s bad enough I have to share him with 9 other members in the band.

S: And you are my knight in shining armor. So let’s be nice Jonginnie. And keep the jealousy down. Thank you for loving us together! I will take good care of Jonginnie too.

K: Hyung since the world obviously wants us to be together don’t you think we should show them how we are meant to be together? Let’s start with a kiss!

S: I am warning you Jonginnie. Don’t you dare!

[asksukai]

It seems that Jongin is always the jealous one, Doesn't Junmyeon ever get jealous from ANYONE (or anything)?

K: Me? Always jealous? That’s not true.

S: *coughs* Shall we see? You get jealous of me with Baekhyun-

S: -With Kyungsoo-

S: -With Tao-

S: -And especially with Jongdae

K: Ok, so I may get a little possessive at times. But you can’t blame me!

S: I know Jonginnie I know. Well anon, to answer your question, I may not show it on my face all the time but I do get jealous too.

K: Wait Joonmyunnie hyung! You get jealous too?

S: Yeah I do Jonginnie, I do. It’s just… I am the one who insisted on keeping our relationship on a low down so I feel like it’s unreasonable for me to act all jealous and possessive when I was the one who suggested it in the first place. Every time you do skinship with the members I always play it off for laughs but deep down I get jealous too. I am jealous of how everybody thinks Kyungsoo and you should get together. I get jealous when I see other couples being lovey-dovey on the street and I can’t do the same with you. You are my boyfriend afterall Jonginnie.

K: *smiles* Can you repeat the last line again hyung?

S: I have said it once, that’s enough. I am also pretty jealous of the fact that the media is hyping up on your friendship with Taeminnie. I mean, I know you guys are just best friends and I have nothing to be worried about but when Dispatch released those photos I was really jealous.

K: You were?

S: I would be lying if I said I wasn’t. That, and how everybody just thinks it’s sweet because they think you two are on a bro date. I wish the two of us could go out on a date like that and have everybody think it’s cute and receive their blessings.

K: Why don’t we try it tonight hyung!

S: You know as well as I do our date will not be a bro date. After the last time you tried to kiss me while we were watching a movie I am not taking any more chances. Thank god the cinema was dark.

K: Hyung I will behave I promise!

S: I wish I could promise you more too Jonginnie but for now, I can’t risk it. I can’t risk losing you. But I promise you one day Jonginnie, one day I will give you happiness such that you won’t have to be jealous of anyone else again.

K: Hyung… That’s a promise you have to keep ok? You are mine.

S: And you are mine too. Don’t forget that.

[asksukai]

what's something you guys like and something you guys don't like about each other? (like little habits, behavior, grievances, etc)

K: Let’s talk about the bad before the good. My number one grievance with Joonmyunnie hyung is his paranoia and refusal to do couple things with me for fear of being discovered. Sometimes it can take weeks before we get to room together and I get a kiss. I wish he was more open with his affection for me.

S: Jonginnie, we have been through this many times. It’s for your own good. The last thing I want to see is your career go down the drain if we get exposed. You saw what happened to Baekhyun. And he was dating a girl. Imagine what would happen if everybody found out you were dating a guy.

K: I know hyung! But I wish you would give me more affections at time. Maybe a secret kiss here and then. It gets so unbearable when you don’t pay extra attention to me at times.

S: I know Jonginnie I know. But I do try my best to make up to you after don’t I? And to answer your question anon, I have know Jonginnie for a long, long time and I have gotten used to most of his habits and behavior so nothing about him really upsets me at this point.

K: Even when I would walk around the room naked when it is just the two of us? *smirks*

S: As long as you only do that in front of me. I guess there is one thing though. It’s easy to tell when Jonginnie is upset with me; he shows it on stage by emphasizing my point of not doing too much skinship and pushes me away instead. I wish he would be more subtle when he is mad that he doesn’t get my attention though instead of being so obvious. Fans will gossip.

K: I wouldn’t do it if you gave me more attention! *pouts*

S: *chuckles* I understand Jonginnie. When he gets upset with me I would have to make it up by giving him more skinship on stage. It is a good thing Jonginnie is easy to pacify. That is what I like most about him, his ability to let go of grievances and love wholeheartedly. He may be angry at me when he pushed me away, but he never stays mad for long and when he comes back, you would not believe the amount of aegyo Kim Jongin can pull off. He’s adorable!

K: Hyung! Stop teasing me. I like how hyung lives up to his name as our guardian and takes care of me, well the other members too but mainly me. He would accompany me to the hospital for my back injury check-ups if he is free, help me apply my back medicine every night no matter who I was rooming with and once when I was sick, he secretly came into my room to check on me every hour.

S: You knew I came in to check on you?

K: Of course I did hyung. I couldn’t sleep well that night because of the fever. But I was really happy and touched whenever you came back for me hyung. I just pretended to sleep because I didn’t want to worry you.

S: Silly boy. I wouldn’t be worried if you took better care of yourself.

K: You too hyung. You are always busy taking care of everyone. Let me take care of you ok?

S: *blush* Thank you Jonginnie.

[asksukai]

Hi!!!! I realyyyyyyyyy love KaiHo!!! <3<3<3 HOHO~ Shouldn't be that Suho be the bottom 'cause he has this feminine face and milky skin and cute lovely face and...oh I got carried away, by the way I have a question to Kai. What would you feel and do if Suho suddenly came into your room wearing a sexy maid costume clad in high heels winking at you? Tehee, *shy* PLEASE GET MARRIED SOON. SUHO SARANGHAE! :) Kai take good care of myeonnie oppa. :3

S: … I should be bottom? Because I look feminine? Do I look feminine to you now anon?! *whispers* Please don’t say yes…

K: Calm down Joonmyunnie hyung. Here here let me handle this. Hi anon! Thank you for loving us! Anyway, I understand what you mean by Joonmyunnie hyung looking absolutely gorgeous as shown-

S: … Why do you have so many photos of me Jonginnie?

K: Shh hyung, it’s ok. I will handle this ask. Anyway as I was saying, don’t get fooled by this pretty, gentle and adorable-

S: HEY!

K: -face. Behind it lies the most gentlemanly, charismatic (when he is not being embarrassing), assertive and manly man. Joonmyunnie hyung may look beautiful and “feminine”-

S: HEY!

K: -as you call it, but he was chosen to be our leader for a reason. He is assuring, safe and takes charge of everything in my life. He is like the harbor to my wandering ship, my bed to the end of a tiring day, the chicken to my hungry stomach-

S: Did you really just compare me to chicken?

K: - he is the one who protects and leads me. He has always been, in every aspect of my life. And I trust him to do even when we are having sex as well. I love Joonmyunnie hyung, and I respect him, and I know he will always be there to guide me, which is why I willingly allow him to top me when we make love. He always makes sure I am comfortable and enjoying myself as much as he is. And for that, I am not ashamed to say I enjoy bottoming for him.

S: Jonginnie… Do you really mean it?

K: Of course hyung! Making love with you is the most amazing experience of my life, every single time. Besides, you do let me top you sometimes too. Joonmyunnie hyung is pretty easy to persuade at times. We are versatile like that.

S: JONGINNIE!

K: Thank you for taking care of me always hyung. Now, as for the second part of the question. Personally I don’t have a cross dressing kink. That is more of Luhan hyung’s kink, something about asserting his manliness or something.

*Back in the dorms*

Luhan: Minseokkie! Look at this! Can’t you dress up like this the next time we have sex? Please please please?

Xiumin: … I am topping this week Luhan, so that’s a no.

*Back to Sukai*

K: I prefer my Joonmyunnie hyung as he is, the most beautiful man alive. So a maid costume and high heels are not going to do much for a gay man like me. Now if you put Joonmyunnie hyung in a kinky butler outfit and make him call me “Master” for a day though…

S: Get that thought out of your head.

K: Hyung! Can we do that one day please? Please?

S: I am leaving.

K: Hyung! :(

[asksukai]

Kai, I am starting to think you have a nipple fetish...you pinched Luhan's at last night's concert in Xi'an. *wonders how Suho thinks about it abd if it makes him jealous*

K: Hello anon! Another one asking me about my nipple pinching. Just to set the story straight I only have a fetish for Joonmyunnie hyung’s nipples ok! I only pinched Luhan hyung’s ones because Joonmyunnie hyung told me to. That, and Joonmyunnie hyung is the real pervert as shown below.

S: Jonginnie! The way you are explaining it doesn’t help… Anyway anon, we have answered this question here and here so please go and take a look. And I have no right to be jealous since I was the one who told Jonginnie to do it.

K: Say hyung, if I really did it to Luhan hyung without your instruction would you be really jealous?

S: *twitch* Of course not. It’s all part of the fanservice. I understand. And the more you play around with the rest the less people will suspect we are actually dating. So I am… I am… I am fine with it…

K: Oh really? I wonder if the hyungs are up for some fake kissing action on stage.

S: Jonginnie! You really shouldn’t bother them. I mean, they have so many things to take care of. You shouldn’t burden people with such requests. Why don’t you do something else instead? Or maybe I will let you put your arms around my shoulder on stage instead? Maybe play with my fingers a little. But you shouldn’t go overboard with the rest. Too much skinship-

K: Hyung.

S: Yes Jonginnie?

K: You are rambling again.

S: Well if you didn’t make such an outrageous request I wouldn’t ramble. I mean, this is difficult for me too. You are already the sexy representative. And you have more fan pairings than I personally like. But when I think how this is for the greater good-

K: Hyung. Rambling.

S: … Sorry.

K: *smiles* I love you too hyung.

[asksukai]

kai, how do you feel about tao and suho's closeness with each other?

K: Out of all the members, I am not that worried about Tao’s affections towards Joonmyunnie hyung that much. He’s touchy towards most of us, not just hyung. And Joonmyunnie hyung dotes on him the way a mother to a child, so I am not that jealous.

S: Are you really not jealous Jonginnie? I remember you were quite upset at first.

K: *blush* Well… that was then! I just didn’t like him hogging your attention all the time at first. But then I realized he was just lonely and missed his family and you are probably the closest thing to a mother figure that he has. So I am now fine with it. Your boyfriend can be magnanimous too hyung!

S: That’s funny. I remember needing to prove to you the way I dote on Tao is different from the way I dote on you as a lover through distinct, physical means when you first complained about it.

K: Ooh… that was an amazing night. If only you would dote on me more often like that.

S: Don’t push it.

K: Point is, I think it’s sweet that Tao relies on Joonmyunnie hyung as a parental figure. It reminds me of the sweet, kind, gentle, patient and firm Joonmyunnie hyung that I fell in love with. Besides anon, Tao has been spending so much time with Sehun these days it’s getting suspicious. I mean, holding hands in the middle of a performance? I can only dream that Joonmyunnie hyung will do that to me one day.

Sehun: KIM JONGIN I HEARD MY NAME! Were you badmouthing me in front of Joonmyun hyung again? Tao-ah bring your wushu stick!

Tao: HUN-AH! What’s wrong, who’s attacking you?

S: Relax Sehunnie, Jonginnie was just talking about how close you and Tao are.

Tao: Of course we are close, Hun-ah matches me the best! And we are the best looking ones out of EXO so we always look great together in photos!

Sehun: Tao speaks the truth!

K: And the two of you make me sick. Please bring your sweetness elsewhere. Besides, Joonmyunnie hyung and I are obviously the best looking ones in EXO. Look at how good we look together.

Sehun: You are just jealous Joonmyun hyung refuses to take selcas with you. God if I have to hear you whine again about how you don’t have enough photos with him I will probably fly with Tao back to Qingdao just to avoid you.

S: Wait, what do you mean by that? What did Jonginnie whine about?

Sehun: Time to go. Run for it Tao-ah!

K: OH SEHUN YOU BRAT! Come back here!

[asksukai]

So admin do you have a personal exo blog? :-)

Admin? Who’s that? There’s no admin here. Only Suho and Kai.

…

Ok ok shh… don’t let them know I am doing this ask instead of them ok? And to answer your question dear anon, I don’t have a personal EXO blog haha.

I guess you can take this to be sort of my personal exo blog though I guess where I channel my love for sukai. But yeah, if I had my own personal EXO blog it will probably be filled with my endless spasms over the boys and my constant cries of indignation over how sukai is overlooked by the more popular pairings such as kaisoo or suchen.

I don’t mean any offense to kaisoo or suchen or the other pairings but it does get a little frustrating sometimes when you see Kai and D.O. literally just standing next to each other and everybody goes “OMG KAISOO <3” while Suho and Kai can be doing something much more intimate and nobody really cares.

Like for example I have seen tons of comments about how Die Jungs is like a kaisoo fest and I just don’t see it. I mean, there are some shots of Kai and D.O. standing next to each other sure but the two of them stand next to everybody as well. Meanwhile, Kai and Suho gets paired up for a huge chunk of the photos together-

-goes half naked together while exchanging t-shirts with each other for the rest of the shoot (seriously, that’s what the half naked shots were for, check the whole photobook and you will realize sukai swapped t-shirts in some of their shots)-

-and freaking cuddled together (compare the two gifs to see the t-shirt swap by the way)-

-but nobody cares about it all. It’s still kaisoo in their eyes. That said, I love all the interactions between every single EXO member, even kaisoo, so please don’t kill me kaisoo fans, I mean no harm or animosity towards your ship.

Life is just hard sometimes as a shipper for a rare pair. I guess sukai shippers don’t have it too bad though, there are even more obscure ships out there afterall.

And wow, ok, yeah that’s a long rant and a snippet of what my personal EXO blog would like if I had one. As you can see, it’s probably a better idea that I don’t have one. And I am not sure how many of my readers notice but I actually put most of my “author’s notes” as tags to each post. So please read them if you are interested-

K: Joonmyunnie hyung! Is that you?

Shucks. Kai is back. I think that’s my cue to go. This was fun though. It was nice getting a question for myself for a change. See you guys later.

*runs off quickly before Kai enters*

K: Joonmyunnie hyung! Are you there?

*Suho enters from behind Kai*

S: Jonginnie! You called?

K: Hyung! I could have sworn I heard somebody talking to our readers just now. I thought you were answering an ask.

S: No I was in the hotel room. And there doesn’t seem to be anybody here. Are you too tired from the rehearsals and imagining things? Come, let’s go rest. We have a concert tomorrow.

K: Hyung! Since we are sharing a hotel room tonight, shall we…? Hyung! Wait for me! Hyung!

[asksukai]

Okay uhmmm so I found this vid of Jongin realizing he forgot to zip his pants omfg at the xian concert and he even told joonmyeon about it and freaking joonmyeon looked down to look at it and i'm????!!! WHAT DID THE TWO OF YOU DID BEFORE OHMYGOD

S: Dear anon, I think you are referring to this moment? *smirks*

K: Oh gosh, everybody knew my pants was unzipped? *blushes*

S: Why does anon assume your pants was unzipped because we did something before your performance though? I am a responsible leader. I will not jeopardize the concert by having a quickie with Jonginnie just before his solo. Besides, Jonginnie hates quickies. He prefers it when I take my time with him.

K: *blushes even harder* HYUNG! But anyway, I am used to telling Joonmyunnie hyung about everything that embarrasses or upsets me as he would usually comfort me afterwards. Hence when I realized my pants were unzipped, my first instinct then was to let Joonmyunnie hyung know. BUT HE DIDN’T COMFORT ME. He laughed at me instead. :(

S: We were on stage Jonginnie. You know I can’t take you into my arms in front of everybody. Besides, didn’t I give you all the cuddles and hugs you wanted after we got off stage while you whined about how embarrassing it was?

K: It was really embarrassing! Aish.

S: Anyway anon, to answer your question. We didn’t do anything before. Jonginnie just went to the bathroom before his performance and forgot to zip up. The question you should actually be asking is what did the two of us do AFTER the concert. *smirks again*

K: *blushes again* HYUNG!

S: All the post concert sex and cuddling took your mind off everything didn’t it Jonginnie?

K: If I say yes will you take care of me after every concert? *smiles*

S: Aish, this kid.

[asksukai]

SuKai is like my number 1 otp in the world, but...but...I also want Suho for my self only ;; Omg what to do????? Sorry Jongin, I love your hyung too XD

K: Hello anon. I am glad that sukai is your number 1 OTP. In fact, I think it should be everybody’s OTP. Now, as for your other problem…

K: Well, if you think about it, I am pretty sure you are not the only one who wants Joonmyunnie hyung for yourself only. I mean, who wouldn’t? I would want Joonmyunnie hyung for myself too. Oh wait, I already do have him for myself.

K: But see my dear anon, if you truly love Joonmyunnie hyung like you say you do, you would want him to be happy and be with the one he truly loves. So who does he truly love and who should he be with? Oh wait, that’s me!

K: So my dear anon. The solution to your dilemma is basically one and the same. If you love Joonmyunnie hyung like you say you do, you would want him to be with me. And by being with me, you get to enjoy more sukai, which I also enjoy. There! Problem solved.

S: Jonginnie! Where are you?

K: Erm that’s all the time we have for this ask my dear anon. So sorry that Joonmyunnie hyung can’t be yours. But hey, sukai will always be here for all of you.

S: Jonginnie? What are you doing?

K: Hyung! Nothing to see here hyung nothing. Why are you awake already? Let’s go back to bed. I want to cuddle.

S: I could have sworn I heard you talking. Are you answering a ask without me?

K: No hyung no. I wouldn’t do that now would I. Time to cuddle. Let’s go. Let’s go. *pushes Suho back to bed and squishes him*

[asksukai]

Idk if anyone asked but.. Do you read fanfics? Lol this is just something stucked on my mind xD and love you forever, you're my fav OTP ♥

K: Hello! You have really good taste in choosing an OTP. Thank you for loving us! We love you too.

S: Yes, thank you for loving us. It’s nice to see more people supporting our relationship. As for your question, well our schedules are really busy and we don’t have much time but I do check up on what the fans are writing about us online from time to time. I don’t see much sukai fanfics though, mainly suchen and kaisoo.

K: Well hyung maybe the fans would write us more if you allowed us to interact more on stage. That would be great! More fics for me to read.

S: More fics… for YOU?!

K: I have a whole list of my favorites hyung! Take a look! *rolls out a huge list*

S: That’s a really long list Jonginnie…

K: I personally like the non-AU or canon fics since they are set in our real lives and I can relate to them more. Some of my personal favorites include:

A Closed Heart Cannot Love Anyone by kittybank (K: One of the first few sukai fics to be written and it tugged at my heartstrings.)

A Far Better Fate Than Wisdom by photosystem (K: I absolutely adore this one.)

Burn Out by maayacola (K: This has been set to private so I can no longer read it but it was so good. Author-nim, please let me read it again. *blush*)

Dance With Me by kaisbuttchin (S: That’s a really cute name.)

Dancing With Dreams by airplanewishes

Footsteps In the Sand by Team Future, written for kpop-olymfics

Meet the In-Laws by eoryndal (K: Locked, just join sonyeoncheonji to read.)

Nobody Will Know the Difference by suheafoams (K: READ THIS HYUNG.)

Show Your Wounds, I’m Bored With Mine by eoryndal

With the Memories of You Being Beautiful by fliccu

K: And then there’s the AUs, most of which are domestic or college based which are pretty amazing since that’s what I would like to think our lives will be like if we both didn’t join SM.

Camera (Shy) by curledupkitten (K: This is a classic!)

Just Say When by foudroyantfear and its amazing sequel…

Home Is Where the Heart Is (and Where Pants Are Optional) by foudroyantfear

Love Is But an Auction of the Heart by madelyn93 (K: This is part of a series. Sukai appears now and then in the other fics in this series too.)

Maps by suddenwhispers

Side By Side by curledupkitten

Someday by coley-merrin

The Red Queen Theory by boss

The World Where You Exist by itachibana13 (S: Is this fanfic about you as a catboy? Jonginnie!)

K: A special mention goes out to probably the longest sukai fanfic ever, and one of my absolute favorites! You have to read this if you haven’t already.

I’m Asphyxiated; The Many Li(v)es of Fear by suheafoams

K: And here’s another special shout out to a series that I love but hasn’t been updated for a long, long time. Author-nim please update soon! There’s taohun and xiuhan in this series too!

Paradise of Zyfria by cairistiona

Tao: Did somebody say taohun?

Luhan: Did somebody say xiuhan?

Tao and Luhan: Where’s the fic Jongin-ah? Where is it? Let me read let me read let me read!

Sehun: TAO-AH!

Xiumin: LUHANNIE!

Sehun: Sorry for interrupting you guys. We will be taking these two with us now.

Xiumin: Please continue with your ask guys.

*drags Tao and Luhan away*

S: … You sure read a lot of fanfics Jonginne.

K: There’s been a lack of new sukai fics though. Author-nims out there! Please write more sukai soon!

S: Wait, do I see sex in some these fics?

K: Can we make some of them reality yet hyung? Ooh there’s so many ideas we can use. Hyung? Where are you going? Hyung!

[asksukai]

What's your favorite position...? //hides// I'm sorry orz

K: Position? Like when playing soccer? Or basketball? We don’t really play sports much and both of us don’t really have any preferences when it comes to sports. Attacker, defender, goalkeeper, I can do them all!

S: Erm… Jonginnie, I don’t think that’s what the anon is asking. I am pretty sure she’s referring to *whispers in Kai’s ear* when we have sex.

K: Oh. Oh… we have another naughty one here today don’t we?

S: *coughs* Well this is pretty embarrassing. But erm, if I really have to answer it, since Jonginnie’s waist is injured, I personally prefer any position where it takes the stress off his waist. Doggy style is a good one.

K: I on the other hand prefer it when I get to see Joonmyunnie hyung’s face when he *coughs*fucks*coughs* me. Even though Joonmyunnie hyung dislikes them because such positions are normally bad for my waist. My personal favourite is… er… erm… *blush*

S: Is this finally getting too embarrassing for you too Jonginnie?

K: *whines* Hyung! Fine I will say it. I like it most when I get to ride Joonmyunnie hyung while he hugs me. I get to see him face to face and when we kiss it’s just bliss. But hyung, thank you for taking care of me, even when we are having sex.

S: *blush* Jonginnie… well, it sure is getting hot in here isn’t it. Shall we erm… go take a shower or something?

K: Together?

S: If you want to.

K: YES! Maybe we can try out some new positions while we are at it. Hyung? Hyung! Wait for me!

[asksukai]

ayyeee jongin-ahhh when it was around wolf promotions, suho said he's exo's mom and kris is exo's dad, and thats indirectly saying he's kris’ wife tbh lol. were u jealous?

K: Ooh, anything regarding Yifan hyung is a touchy subject ever since he left. Joonmyunnie hyung was thoroughly upset when it happened and I never want him to feel that way again. I am obviously not jealous now since Yifan hyung is gone but at that point in time I might have been.

S: Might? Are you sure it was only a “might”?

K: Ok, so I might have been a little jealous.

S: A little? Remember that one time in China when Yifan was supposed to room with me and you practically threw a tantrum demanding that he swapped rooms with you while shoving him out of our room?

K: Nope. I don’t remember.

S: What about that time when you “accidentally” tripped Yifan while he was trying to get to his seat next to me on the airplane and then you “offered” your seat to him instead since it was “closer” and he was obviously “injured”, or so you say, before sitting next to me on the plane.

K: Did that happen hyung I don’t remember that either.

S: Or what about that time the three of us went shopping together and you told me Yifan told us to go ahead when he was actually trying on something in the changing room? He didn’t manage to find us until we were back in the dorms.

K: And we had a very nice date… I mean, er… I don’t know what you are talking about.

S: Jonginnie…

K: There anon. To answer your question, I was dealing with it fine. We all know this “dad” and “mum” thing in EXO is fake anyway. I am the one marrying Joonmyunnie hyung and I don’t intend to have 9 crazy children. So nope, not jealous at all.

S: He was jealous. Absolutely.

[asksukai]

hi suho, kai; thanks so much for running this blog! i constantly check it for updates and every post makes my day (:

K: Look hyung! Our first fanmail! Thank you so much!

S: Yes thank you. Your support really means a lot to us. We are really sorry we can’t update as often as we would like with our busy schedules but we will definitely try our best.

K: There’s a whole bunch of asks left in our inbox that we have not gotten to answering so please continue to check back from time to time! If you have submitted a question but it has not been answered don’t worry, we will answer them soon!

S: And please continue to support us! It warms my heart to know that there are people out there who would accept our relationship.

K: Does that mean we can be more open from now on hyung?

S: We will see. If more people are accepting of us maybe.

K: I can’t wait for the day we can finally be open about this hyung.

S: Me too, Jonginnie. Me too.

[asksukai]

Tell us about your... First time together >:3

K: Our first time together? You mean like our first date? We already answered tha-

S: Jonginnie, I think this anon is referring to our first time doing that.

K: Huh? Doing what hyung?

S: *whispers in Kai’s ear* The first time we had sex together silly.

K: Oh. Oh you want to know about that anon. Oh. We have a naughty one here today don’t we?

S: I told you we should have put a age rating restriction in our asks. But you insisted we should just answer everything. *sighs* Anyway dear anon, if you really want to know, it happened back when we were both trainees, the night we both got news of our impending debut.

K: Yup! I still remember that clearly hyung! We went out to celebrate after we both got news that we would debut together, and in the same subgroup! And after we got back to our dorms, it sort of just happened…

S: I think we both knew that we were ready for it, we had been dating for some time; or maybe it’s because of the euphoria from our debut announcement. Either way, we started kissing at first, and it got really passionate and then suddenly our clothes were on the floor and it just happened.

K: We were both virgins when that happened weren’t we hyung? We both dating other people before getting together but it never reached that stage in other relationships. When it happened I panicked at first since I was really inexperienced about such stuff but Joonmyunnie hyung, he was amazing and guided me through everything. It made me wonder if I was really his first.

S: You are Jonginnie you are! It’s just, you know I read a lot. It never hurts to be knowledgeable right? Besides, it was your first time so I wanted to make sure I was gentle enough and you felt good about it.

K: Wait you decided that I would bottom already before we even had sex? What if I decided halfway that I wanted to top you?

S: *stares* Would you rather Jonginnie? Would you?

K: *whimpers* You know me so well hyung. Now stop it with that smoulder. Or I am going to drag you away and make you fuck me.

S: Are you gonna?

K: That’s all we have for this question anon. Bye. *drags Suho away to erm… a secret location*

[asksukai]

what happened between you guys here? jongin is so naughty~ youtu(.)be(/)XsJSLCHeva0

K: Hello anon! I supposed you were referring to this moment once more.

K: We have already answered a similar question over here so head over and take a look.

S: Jonginnie is still naughty though.

K: Well hyung what can I say? I learn from the best. Look at what you have done to me on stage.

S: Maybe I should control myself more too.

K: Nah it’s ok hyung, I like it when you are naughty. *smirks*

[asksukai]

Do you guys keep secrets from each other? Have you ever did?

S: I always stress on the importance of trust in our relationship so I don’t really keep things from Jonginnie. Well, I expect both of us to each have our own privacy but I will never hide anything that can hurt him. And we have known each other for so long, there’s not really much we can keep from each other. Right Jonginnie?

K: …

S: *glares* Jonginnie…

K: Well if we want to be completely honest…

S: You can tell me Jonginnie. Go on.

K: Remember that time when you thought the SHINee hyungs were purposely avoiding you for one whole month?

S: Yes… Jonghyun laughed it off after and said they did no such thing after I asked him if I did something wrong.

K: I might have lied and said you caught a really infectious flu that spreads through contact.

S: Oh that’s fi- WAIT YOU WHAT?

K: Sorry sorry sorry! I was getting jealous of them constantly having skinship with you.

S: Wait, wait. So during those periods when some of our own members flinch away from me did you use this excuse too?

K: Erm… maybe? Ok yes I did. Tao and Sehun were hugging you too often and hoarding my time with you!

S: And they believed that I had a flu? A really contagious one even though I looked obviously fine?

K: I told them the flu symptoms only strike when you touch other people, so they had to avoid contact with you at all cost.

S: And those two believed it? Wow… they might be dumber than I thought.

*somewhere back in the dorms*

Sehun: *sneezes* Tao-ah why do I get the feeling someone is talking bad about us again?

Tao: Are you just feeling cold Sehunnie? I THINK YOU NEED A HUG TO MAKE IT BETTER! Wait, you didn’t catch Umma’s flu did you? Should I stop touching you?

*and now back to sukai*

S:Anything else I should know Jonginnie?

K: I might have thrown away all the love letters and gifts you got from your fans who had a crush on you back when we were trainees too…

S: *chuckles* What do I do with your jealousy streak my little Jonginnie. Luckily Manager hyung is the one who screens our fan gifts and fan letters now.

K: One last secret hyung.

S: There’s still one more?

K: You know when I confessed to you and said I liked you only after we became closer? I lied. I liked you a year after I joined SM, well at least I think that’s what I felt anyway. Taeminnie introduced me to you only because he got tired of my whining about how I wished to be closer to you like him too. So well, I have actually liked you for a longer time.

S: *blush* Well then I guess I have been keeping a secret from you too. Remember when you asked me why I kept treating you to food and giving you extra practices and all I said was because I felt you had potential. Well, I was half lying. I was actually playing favoritism at that time. I might have liked you for a longer time too Jonginnie.

K: *smiles* JOONMYUNNIE HYUNG!!! <3