[asksweeneytodd]

Love, we may be in a slight predicament. Now, don't panic, it's nothing that a good shave can't fix. ~Mrs. Lovett

What have you gotten yourself into now?

[askmrslovett]

It’s nothing too bad, don’t worry. And I didn’t get myself into it, I can say you’re just as much to blame for it. 

[asksweeneytodd]

…That’s rather vague of you, Mrs. Lovette. What do you want me to do about it?

[askmrslovett]

It is vague, because this is a public website, Mr. T. I don’t know much about what to do, but the man causing the predicament hasn’t said anything to me in a while, so we might be ok. 

[asksweeneytodd]

Ah. I don’t care too much for the inter-networking. Didn’t realize it was public. Just let me know when you need me.

[asksweeneytodd]

Love, we may be in a slight predicament. Now, don't panic, it's nothing that a good shave can't fix. ~Mrs. Lovett

What have you gotten yourself into now?

[askmrslovett]

It’s nothing too bad, don’t worry. And I didn’t get myself into it, I can say you’re just as much to blame for it. 

[asksweeneytodd]

...That’s rather vague of you, Mrs. Lovette. What do you want me to do about it?

[ask-irl-regina-george]

Mean Girls RP Group

|| hey! @ask-janis-ian and I are looking for the other characters from Mean Girls (either musical or movie, you can base your character on both if you want too) to roleplay with on Tumblr! if you’re interested, please message either one of us and we’ll get back to you ASAP 💋

we role play through Tumblr asks/reblogs and in third person through the Discord server! make sure you have a Discord so we can add you to our group chat!

currently, we need:

Damian

Cady

Gretchen

And any other characters from Mean Girls that I’ve forgotten

pleaseeeee reblog and join! we’d love to have you!!!

[asksweeneytodd]

Love, we may be in a slight predicament. Now, don't panic, it's nothing that a good shave can't fix. ~Mrs. Lovett

What have you gotten yourself into now?

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[askmrslovett]

@asksweeneytodd

[asksweeneytodd]

Huh?

[askmrslovett]

I just thought that it was cute, because it’s how I feel about you, love! 

[asksweeneytodd]

...Anything you say.

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[askmrslovett]

@asksweeneytodd

[asksweeneytodd]

Huh?

[asksweeneytodd]

Hello love! How are things at home? ~Lovett

It’s awful and it smells like shit and I miss my goddamn wife. And you’re not here, so I don’t know how to run things or control the needlessly annoying people asking for you to come back to serve them more of what we call food.

[askmrslovett]

That’s just London, you decided to come back. And you always miss your wife, it’s been fifteen years, think of something else for once. It’s just work and Lucy with you, Mr. T. 

I said tell them I’ll be back in a day, I plan to come home tomorrow. I keep getting lost in this god awful city. 

[asksweeneytodd]

Really, Mrs. Lovett, this was such a frivolous trip for you to embark on, especially when we have real work to do. And it’s… frightening, really, how little I’ve managed to get done without you running the pie shop. I’m losing sleep.

[askmrslovett]

I said I was helping a friend, and I’ve been gone for two days at least. I know we have our work, but can’t we take a rest for two days? You’re set to work yourself half to death, Mr. T, I won’t have it. 

[asksweeneytodd]

There’s no time to rest when my Lucy is gone forever, and there’s nothing I can do about it except exact my revenge. It’s the only way to fulfill my life. It’s the only goal I have to work towards. And I’m a man of my word.

Just return, soon as you can, mrs.

My blade is itching for more and more customers until I can finally get to the one who requires the closest shave— so to speak.

[asksweeneytodd]

Hello love! How are things at home? ~Lovett

It’s awful and it smells like shit and I miss my goddamn wife. And you’re not here, so I don’t know how to run things or control the needlessly annoying people asking for you to come back to serve them more of what we call food.

[askmrslovett]

That’s just London, you decided to come back. And you always miss your wife, it’s been fifteen years, think of something else for once. It’s just work and Lucy with you, Mr. T. 

I said tell them I’ll be back in a day, I plan to come home tomorrow. I keep getting lost in this god awful city. 

[asksweeneytodd]

Really, Mrs. Lovett, this was such a frivolous trip for you to embark on, especially when we have real work to do. And it’s... frightening, really, how little I’ve managed to get done without you running the pie shop. I’m losing sleep.

[asksweeneytodd]

Hello love! How are things at home? ~Lovett

It’s awful and it smells like shit and I miss my goddamn wife. And you’re not here, so I don’t know how to run things or control the needlessly annoying people asking for you to come back to serve them more of what we call food.

[asksweeneytodd]

Magic Anon you have to always give your honest opinion on everyone you talk to, lasts for like a day maybe I don't care all that much

|| Ohp this should be interesting

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse a curse!

M!A’s based on original curses and some inspired by famous curses in history.

Button Eyes: whoever sends this has ownership of a voodoo doll especially made for my muse, and can inflict harm on them at will. Lasts as long as they want.

Bad Luck: muse has a classic case of bad luck and nothing will go right for them for a full day.

The Crying Boy: muse feels like their insides are on fire. Lasts a full day.

Lost Soul: muse is stuck in a ghostly dimension; they can see everything going on around them, but no one can see or hear them. Lasts two days.

Worst Fears: muse is haunted by the thing(s) that scare them the most. Lasts a full day.

Kennedy: bad luck follows not only my muse, but all of their friends and family as well! (Ask permission from other muns before involving anyone else in this curse). Lasts two days.

Seeing Red: muse sees blood everywhere they look. Bonus points if they’re afraid or disgusted by blood. Lasts a full day.

Murrain: muse is deathly ill. Lasts two days.

Ravenous: muse is constantly starving but cannot be satisfied. Lasts two days.

Loathly: muse is transformed, becoming increasingly more haggard and/or monstrous in appearance. An act of kindness towards them will break the curse.

A New Roommate: an evil spirit possesses my muse’s body. How it behaves is up to the mun. Lasts three days.

Followed: spirits from my muse’s past are following them around. Lasts two days.

Not a Wink: muse can’t sleep no matter how tired they feel. Lasts three days.

The Bell Witch: muse’s home is plagued by relentless poltergeist activity. Lasts two days.

[asksweeneytodd]

Hi. Mr. Todd, isn’t it? I’m a friend of Mrs. Lovette’s.

Good day to you. How did you two become friends?

[askmrslovett]

@ask-patrick-bateman @asksweeneytodd

Patrick, this is my good friend Mr. Todd. Mr. Todd, this is my sort of son Patrick. 

[give-lizardsswords]

“Sort of son”. 

Hi, I’m Patrick Bateman.

[asksweeneytodd]

Alright then.

[asksweeneytodd]

Another satisfied customer.

[askmrslovett]

My goodness, Mr. T, didn’t I say to control yourself? You know I won’t be back for another day at least, and it’s just going to sit there, stinking up the whole place, are you just trying to shut us down?! 

[asksweeneytodd]

What the hell are you on about.

[askmrslovett]

I know what your whole “satisfied customer” is, don’t pretend that I’ve never heard it before. You better rid of it properly. 

[asksweeneytodd]

So your mind has returned to its original state? Very well, then. Don’t joke like that again. Gives me goosebumps.

Come back quickly.

[asksweeneytodd]

Another satisfied customer.

[askmrslovett]

My goodness, Mr. T, didn’t I say to control yourself? You know I won’t be back for another day at least, and it’s just going to sit there, stinking up the whole place, are you just trying to shut us down?! 

[asksweeneytodd]

What the hell are you on about.

[asksweeneytodd]

Good day to you, sir. How is your little establishment-a running? -Pirelli

It certainly is… a day. It’s running fine. Been a long time since this town has seen a barber with skill.

[so-famous-pirelli]

I think I do just-a fine, Mr. Whoever. 

[asksweeneytodd]

The difference between thinking and knowing speaks volumes, sir.

[so-famous-pirelli]

I don’t think we need-a to resort to childish insults, we are both-a adults, are we not? 

[asksweeneytodd]

A childish insult? No, a childish insult would be to tell you you’re an unintelligent little man whose breath stinks of sewer water, and the flamboyancy of your clothing rivals even the most promiscuous of female prositutes in the nearest brothel.

I would never stoop that low to a respectable man such as yourself.

My retort was simply an honest observation.

[so-famous-pirelli]

Mister-a “Sweeney”, I would like-a to say you should not be saying such-a vulgar things, I know a bit more-a than you might-a think

[asksweeneytodd]

You know? How about you come down to my shop if you really want to talk business or own up to your words. Face-to-face?

[so-famous-pirelli]

You might remember me better as one Daniel O’Higgins, Mr. Barker. Helped out a bit, and I do remember that Mr. Barker got a life sentence in prison. 

I may go down indeed. I have to have a word with your neighbor, for taking what’s-his-name from his position under my care. 

[asksweeneytodd]

Au revoir...

[asksweeneytodd]

Another satisfied customer.