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soon.

#fuckin. soon.#also why is jitsui 90% of my dash. and why is he trying to come for me.#i've done nothing.#no really; i've been napping this whole time.

i should have said this from the get-go but im going to be somewhat inactive for reasons i am not obligated to tell you

instead please allow me to play you the song of my people

#tbd.#im inactive bc of work and the moment i get home i knock out so hard that the earth shakes #also i rly wanted an excuse to use this icon.

ask-sakuma

Time's Up

You’re dead.

ask-odagiri

I get it now… The Sakuma that’s been next to me the whole time was a fake. @asktazaki , stay back. This man- err… alien is dangerous.

asktazaki-blog

[ mp100 narrator voice ] last time on whatever-the-hell-they’re-paying-me-for-fiasco. tazaki and odagiri find themselves face to face with an imposter under the guise of sakuma-san. it’s been quite some time since they’ve been plunged into outter space. while still trapped on the alien ship, can our hero expect to escape in one peace? odagiri is also there.

“just as i suspected from an extraterrestrial life form. don’t worry odagiri, i know how to stop it!

SECRET TECHNIQUE:

this is one of tazaki’s moves where he pulls his finger and releases a fiery fart that is out of this world.

then the ship explodes.

#{ just so we're clear #i was paid to do this #figuratively}#the x files:#we out there.

have you ever eaten a coconut

“ ...get off my inbox.”

#crack.#{ i feel like i've been cursed #anyways the other asks and replies im reserving for tomorrow possibly #i want 2 try sth cool #but i dont have time to do that atm }#Anonymous

ask-jitsui

#SaveGamouFromJitsuisKinks2k17

#{ sOMEONE PUT HIM DOWN #CALL THE POLICE }

ask-hatano

have you ever eaten a coconut

sure

#{ sth compelled me to reblog this specific ask }

How do you ever deal living with so many people at once? Do you ever feel like it's too bothersome or annoying?

Anonymous said:How do you put up with the others? I mean you did say youre the normal one (in the drama cd) ^^

“....there is a reason why i associate with the pigeons more than i associate with the spies.”

#hc:#he drew the line at the pot brownies #Anonymous

ask-jitsui

what do you have against tazaki's pigeons?

If I were against them then I wouldn’t have ate them.

@asktazaki

Sincerely, Jitsui

#muffled constipated screaming could be heard in the far distance of the dormitories.#{lET TAZAKI REST}

were you equally cute as a child

“...well. it’s all a matter of perspective.”

#hc:#in theory tazaki was probably a cute child #however in practice...#Anonymous

do you ever feel threatened that Yoru might eat your pigeons

“usually no as long as he keepsaway from the roof. if that isn’t the case then... i’ve prepared somecountermeasures should that ever happen.”

#Anonymous

Warm colours or cool colours?

“cool colors for a cool guy.”

#{ i cringed typing this.#someone needs to put tazaki down bc i can't do it }#Anonymous

who's your favourite pigeon?

“i don’t quite have a favorite as each one is individually unique and i find them all endearing because of that.”

#Anonymous

Mobzaki...äh I mean, Tazaki. You are really like a mob character. You even have an different URL than the others. Gotta keep yourself different from the eccentric ones, huh? XD

“...after an intense discussion with fukumoto and odagiri, well. ..according to odagiri, a ‘mob character’ isa npc?”

“am i a non playable character...? i guess thatmakes sense.. no one can play me. only i can play me... wait.”

#{ ngl i use to rp in the past and i had a habit of not using hyphens bc before #u cudnt search urls w/ hyphens in the tag #idk abt now #that shit was like 2012/2013 #...oh god im old }#Anonymous

have you ever tried birdseed

“just because i am commonly associated with birds does not automatically mean that- ..that i- ….……..………….

look, it was one time.”

#Anonymous #hc:#tazaki has tasted birdseed

Good day, Mr. Tazaki. :) How are you able to name all of your pigeons and remember which ones are which?

“it’s simple, my good sir. it’s usually based on distinct demeanor and sometimes physical traits.for instance: there is reigen-san, osomatsu-san,and edward cullen.”

#Anonymous #{ fun fact: sakurai voiced edward cullen in the jpn twilight dub apparently #}

{ i haven’t neglected older asks, it’s just that they call for a thorough and thoughtful answer and as of recently i don’t really have the energy to see them through just yet. but soon. fuckin soon.

#tbd.#ooc.#basically morning shifts are cursed shifts and i've beencursed to HELL

are you a bird whisperer too

“hn… not sure. letme consult with my expert,sakamoto-san.”

well? …hm… yes i see… ah... just as i suspected....i understand. of course… thank you. that will be all.

“we’ve come to a mutual agreement: it is all a matter of perspective!”

#Anonymous #hc:#tazaki is a fuckin troll

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