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I feel like ever since I started taking questions from you guys, my life has gotten weirder. And it was already weird enough.

#asktedkord #blue beetle

Okay, first of all, I would redo him completely. Canadian Gold. Booster Bagged Milk. I don't know (Canadian Gold sounds like a really great drink.) He'd have to have a whole uniform redesign, and a gun that shoots maple syrup. His backstory would be that he was a logger from the future who came to the present to log even more trees or something. Also Skeets would get little antlers because he would hate it.

Anyway, that's how it'd go if I were alive. But from what I've been seeing Boost's a lot more stern now, so he probably wouldn't be up for something like this. But maybe I'll kick around a few ideas for a maple syrup gun.

#asktedkord #blue beetle #ted kord #ooc: graduation from high school this week so i apologize for the gaps in updates/howsketchy this is

Hey folks. Things have been pre-tty crazy around here. First of all, we all had to move to this sort of limbo-like thing, which was a pain in the keister. Then I had to find a computer with a decent connection, which was even worse.

So, anyway, point is that I'm back, and taking questions. Ask away, if you want. Certainly kills time for me.

#ted kord #blue beetle

Ever wake up and find out you don't exist?

It's going to be one of those days.

#blue beetle #not amused #ted kord #asktedkord

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kaelsmiscellany:

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I’m going to ruin all my credibility as a sci-fi fan and say I haven’t. The new season starts today, right? Hmm…

Well part two of season 6 starts today. I’d think you’d like 11 (the current doctor), he does lots of wacky things and manages to save people with a screwdriver that’s sonic.

Also, Rory is a boy.

I've been watching the marathon today- This show isn't half bad!

And hey- I was close.

#that's the guy with the fex and the bowtie right?#and that girl rory that keeps dying?#and something about a water song or something?#i dunno #asktedkord #blue beetle

I'm going to ruin all my credibility as a sci-fi fan and say I haven't. The new season starts today, right? Hmm...

#that's the guy with the fex and the bowtie right?#and that girl rory that keeps dying?#and something about a water song or something?#i dunno #asktedkord #blue beetle

#would I have to wear a skirt?#blue beetle #kyubey #puella magi #asktedkord

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#the answer would be 'c'#death by snu snu #blue beetle #dc comics #asktedkord

100 Followers!

Wow guys! Thanks so much!

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achitanza:

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latoonscriblys:

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Close my eyes, cross my fingers, and hope I exist come September.

Should I exist? I want to be some sort of Deity. ‘The Beetle Lord’ sounds good.

On the eight day the Beetle Lord cometh, and cast out the rains, and he swoop down and felled Raptor Jesus, for this was written and has come to pass. Lest he who putten pants uponeth Wonder Woman writes otherwise.

-excerpt from the Prophet Booster Goldus 22:12

Beautiful. This also pleases Lord Beetle.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen ever. I’m printing this out and putting it on my wall.

HE DIED FOR BATMAN’S SINS!!!! REPENT ALL YE NON BELIEVERS! Do not fall for the lies of the accuser, he who dons the flesh of man, for he shall your downfall, and he is called Maxwell Lord The Fallen Prophet,

- excerpt from the Dead Skeets’ Scrolls

Yeah…I’m having way too much fun with this

Okay, yeah, I’m definitely making you Cardinal Latoon once I get a proper Pope hat.

Ted, darlin’, you can be my Pope any day. :D

I love the internet.

#Blue Beetle II #Catchy right?#right.#ted kord #beetle lord #power girl #wonder woman #guy gardner

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latoonscriblys:

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latoonscriblys:

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latoonscriblys:

asktedkord:

Close my eyes, cross my fingers, and hope I exist come September.

Should I exist? I want to be some sort of Deity. ‘The Beetle Lord’ sounds good.

On the eight day the Beetle Lord cometh, and cast out the rains, and he swoop down and felled Raptor Jesus, for this was written and has come to pass. Lest he who putten pants uponeth Wonder Woman writes otherwise.

-excerpt from the Prophet Booster Goldus 22:12

Beautiful. This also pleases Lord Beetle.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen ever. I’m printing this out and putting it on my wall.

HE DIED FOR BATMAN’S SINS!!!! REPENT ALL YE NON BELIEVERS! Do not fall for the lies of the accuser, he who dons the flesh of man, for he shall your downfall, and he is called Maxwell Lord The Fallen Prophet,

- excerpt from the Dead Skeets’ Scrolls

Yeah…I’m having way too much fun with this

Okay, yeah, I'm definitely making you Cardinal Latoon once I get a proper Pope hat.

#Blue Beetle II #Catchy right?#right.#ted kord #beetle lord #power girl #wonder woman #guy gardner

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latoonscriblys:

asktedkord:

latoonscriblys:

asktedkord:

Close my eyes, cross my fingers, and hope I exist come September.

Should I exist? I want to be some sort of Deity. ‘The Beetle Lord’ sounds good.

On the eight day the Beetle Lord cometh, and cast out the rains, and he swoop down and felled Raptor Jesus, for this was written and has come to pass. Lest he who putten pants uponeth Wonder Woman writes otherwise.

-excerpt from the Prophet Booster Goldus 22:12

Beautiful. This also pleases Lord Beetle.

This is the best thing I've ever seen ever. I'm printing this out and putting it on my wall.

#Blue Beetle II #Catchy right?#right.#ted kord #beetle lord #power girl #wonder woman #guy gardner

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latoonscriblys:

asktedkord:

Close my eyes, cross my fingers, and hope I exist come September.

Should I exist? I want to be some sort of Deity. ‘The Beetle Lord’ sounds good.

On the eight day the Beetle Lord cometh, and cast out the rains, and he swoop down and felled Raptor Jesus, for this was written and has come to pass. Lest he who putten pants uponeth Wonder Woman writes otherwise.

-excerpt from the Prophet Booster Goldus 22:12

Beautiful. This also pleases Lord Beetle.

#Catchy right?#right.#Blue Beetle II #ted kord

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championofrainbows:

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championofrainbows:

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Close my eyes, cross my fingers, and hope I exist come September.

Should I exist? I want to be some sort of Deity. ‘The Beetle Lord’ sounds good.

They’d offer Oreos and Chocos for good fortune

I want offerings of cheese steak subs and scantily clad ladies.

You can actually write a menu of the things people need to offer in order to get the ~*~lord blue beetle blessing~*~

This pleases Lord Beetle.

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championofrainbows:

asktedkord:

Close my eyes, cross my fingers, and hope I exist come September.

Should I exist? I want to be some sort of Deity. ‘The Beetle Lord’ sounds good.

They’d offer Oreos and Chocos for good fortune

I want offerings of cheese steak subs and scantily clad ladies.

Close my eyes, cross my fingers, and hope I exist come September.

Should I exist? I want to be some sort of Deity. 'The Beetle Lord' sounds good.

#Catchy right?#right.

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