"Jou are a vaste of air"

Hallo dummkopfs ze team BLK medic, Stefan, iz here for jour pathetic amusement. (owned by: @kat-tastic-art) Pfp drawn by: pop-peroni, edit done by: kat-tastic-art

[featheredcritter]

i was reading some comments on youtube complaning about the fact that people always calls you to heal them but as soon as you reach them they start running around or away and in the end you just can’t heal them.

and this came into my mind

[deactivated-fr-deactivated20230]

So accurate

[blkspy]

@asktheblkteammasochist

[asktheblkteammasochist]

((Totally how Stefan feels))

T-T Why do they have to make my work so difficult...

[blkspy]

Hi Yes Hello

When The Hell Did This Stupid Waste Of Space Blog

Go From Twenty Two Followers

To Thirty One?

Honestly All Of You Get A Life, I Am Just A Regular Frenchman With A Knife, And I’m Rarely Ever Here Because 

SOMEONE LIKES TO TAKE MY THINGS

STEFAN

@asktheblkteammasochist

[asktheblkteammasochist]

Don't look at me it's Stef's fault!!

Plus I only have like twelve followers so...

Can help you there?

[bunny-rp-memes]

Reblog if you don’t mind random inbox starters that aren’t memes

[the-self-proclaimed-prince]

Reblog if your muse is a nationality other than American or British

[blkspy]

David: LET ME SEE WHAT YOU HAVE

Stef, running past: A CHAINSAW!

David: NO!

[theewrites-tf2]

Scout: Doc, what do we do?!

Medic: I-i don’t know…

Scout: But your the oldest!!

Medic: *deadpans immediately* Who zhe fuck said that.

[blkspy]

@asktheblkteammasochist

[blkspy]

Uh, David, Stef has the chainsaw again... Please send help... T^T

noooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[asktheblkteammasochist]

Ahahahaha!!

(Help me T^T)

[ask-the-bladesmith]

Hey! Im Antonio!

Im new to the RED team, so I thought creating this is a good idea to get everyone to know me better! Come on over and ask me something!

[blkspy]

@asktheblkteammasochist

@blk-soll

@blkteampyro

@blkteamscout

@blksniper

[angstmemes]

Reblog if your muse has ever committed a crime.

[blkspy]

Stefan said he can’t, David, come on

@asktheblackkteammasochist

STEFAN TAKE HIM THE FUCK TO DENYS

[asktheblkteammasochist]

I don’t want to walk to Deny’s… and I can’t drive…

[blkspy]

God Damnit…

I’m Too Busy For This!

I Need To Finish This Paperwork! Take A Bus! A Cab! Just Get The Boy Out Of The Base for A While!

[asktheblkteammasochist]

Alright fine… I’ll find us a cab.

-He sighed and then turned to Jeremiah-

Let’s go, Jeremiah!

@blackkteamscout

[blkteamscout]

“Okay!!!” Hes way too excited for this.

[asktheblkteammasochist]

-Stefan calls a cab and then gets Jeremiah and himself in-

-The cab heads for Deny's-

[blkspy]

Stefan said he can’t, David, come on

@asktheblackkteammasochist

STEFAN TAKE HIM THE FUCK TO DENYS

[asktheblkteammasochist]

I don’t want to walk to Deny’s… and I can’t drive…

[blkspy]

God Damnit…

I’m Too Busy For This!

I Need To Finish This Paperwork! Take A Bus! A Cab! Just Get The Boy Out Of The Base for A While!

[asktheblkteammasochist]

Alright fine... I'll find us a cab.

-He sighed and then turned to Jeremiah-

Let's go, Jeremiah!

@blackkteamscout

[blkspy]

Stefan said he can’t, David, come on

@asktheblackkteammasochist

STEFAN TAKE HIM THE FUCK TO DENYS

[asktheblkteammasochist]

I don't want to walk to Deny's... and I can't drive...

[asktheblkteammasochist]

dad won’t take me to Denny’s come on Stefan I don’t have a drivers license

Do you think I do? I can't drive either Jeremy...

-he huffs a bit-

[asktheblkteammasochist]

oh okay would you like some coffee

Nein, I like tea more..

[asktheblkteammasochist]

are you okay hey hey hey are you okay hey

I'm fine... but you say hey one more time and I won't be...

[asktheblkteammasochist]

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

What do you want Jeremy.....

-Stefan is displeased-

[blkspy]

(( @asktheblackkteammasochist ))

Stephan? Hav You Seen My Running Shoes? 

They Aren’t Anywhere!

Ent I’m Worried That DOG Of Your’s Took Them…

[asktheblkteammasochist]

Uh nien, David, I haven’t seen zem.

I doubt Nightshade took zem zough, she doesn’t usually take shoes.

[blkspy]

Do You Sink Phoenix Took Sem?

[blkspy]

Mon Diue

Stefan, Phoenix Is Not Your Son

We Hav Been Over Sis Several Times….

He Is Your Co-Worker

I Am Going

To Smack You

NOW GO ASK HIM IF HE HAS SEEN MY SHOES!

[asktheblkteammasochist]

-He frowns-

Fine... but I still consider him as un son...

-He goes off to fine Phoenix-

Phoenix?

@blackkteampyro