Ask the Cutie Mark Crusader Episode Analysts!

Hey guys! Cutie Mark Crusaders here! We do production for Staring At, an MLP Analysis series on YouTube, looking at Episodes and the world at large! Most of the time we're behind the camera, but occasionally you'll see us in a video! Scootaloo's in charge of Camerawork, Sweetie Belle's on Audio, and Applebloom oversees production. The guy you see on screen is Mister Nozzivix! He does most of the analytical stuff, and was really glad to have our help when we offered! (er... Scoots, we were forced to work to pay off the damage from our 'Cutie Mark Crusaders Bomb Defusers' plan.) They didn't need to know that, Applebloom! Anyway, now we work because we want to! Getting an Analysis cutie mark is much safer than bomb defusal anyway! You can find the Videos here: https://www.youtube.com/user/spartaninspace

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Wow, Ah can't believe mah sister finally got her key. -AB

I still can't believe Vinyl's going to be kicking so much flank in the near future! Did you hear that track?! Bucking awesome! -Scoots

I still prefer Showtunes... -SB.

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Ugh, he FINALLY got it done! About time. -AB

Hey, it got done eventually, didn't it? And Sweetie... are you really trying to make the boss like you more than the rest of us? -Scoots

Uh.... uh... Hey look, what's that random human at the end doing there!? -SB

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((Yeah, no Analysis until monday or tuesday, sadly. Found time to whip this up though.))

Seriously! It's unprofessional! -AB

What if he brings us back gifts from the convention? Oh I'm so excited! -Scootaloo

Girls... Remember the rift? The one with scary monsters? The one left unguarded in this house? -SB

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Amazing what you forget on Winter Wrap up, isn't it? -N

You left Three Fillies alone with an interdimensional rift that has spawned MONSTERS before. -AB

That's because he trusts us. Isn't that right Mister N? I could have handled that monster no problem! -Scootaloo

That's right Scoots, here's another 100 bits, go buy yourselves something nice, and tell nobody about this. Got it Sweets? -N

I WANT RARITY! I WANT MY SISTER! -SB

She'll be fine. -N

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Guys... Seriously, the crack's getting so much bigger. -AB

Who cares! Mister Nozzivix got a new Cutie Mark when that thing touched him! Maybe we can get ours from this! -Scootaloo

But... I looked like it hurt... -SB

Gah! Ya'll are useless! I'm going to ask Twilight! -AB

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And here's the Second Chapter of Hard Reset! Twilight scares me a little in this one. The Third chapter's also out, it's linked in the video.

-Scootaloo

Yeah, I mean, isn't there magic for this? Why does she need to get murdered so much?

-Applebloom

You two have no idea how magic works, do you?

-SB

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Oh! We almost forgot! Mr. Nozzivix also started reading a story someone wrote about Twilight! Hard Reset by Eakin. Sometimes his Twilight sounds like Doctor Whooves, but I think it works.

-Sweetie Belle

Wait, which Doctor Whooves? Discorded, Allons-y, 9th?

-Scootaloo

Ah! Time travel makes mah head hurt!

-Applebloom

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Hey guys! Here's today's Analysis! The crack didn't give us too much trouble until the end, but Mr. Nozzivix gave us 100 bits each if we promised to to tell anypony about the horrible monster that crawled out! 

-SB

Score! I'm going to go and get an ice cream!

-Scootaloo

Suuuure. Now ya'll are just gonna leave me to clean up the mess? Ah hate bein' in charge sometimes.

-Applebloom

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Er, guys. Nobody tell Mr. Nozzivix we broke a hole in his wall. -SB

Maybe he won't notice? Maybe it'll stop screaming before saturday morning. Until then let's stay out of the studio! -Scootaloo

OH CELESTIA! IT SAID MY NAME! RUN GIRLS! RUN!!!! -AB

((I should really start drawing my own art. Working on it.))

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We're heeeere!

Hey guys! Scootaloo here! Mister Nozzivix asked us to make an Ask Blog for the show, and he put meeeeeee in charge! This is going to be so Awesome! 

Hey Applebloom- Stop pushing! Hey!

Sorry everypony. Applebloom here. This blog's for ya'll to ask the four of us questions, be it about episodes, requests for things to analyse, or anything about the four of us and what we're doing here! 

-Applebloom

Hey... is this thing on? Can they hear me? Alright, alright. Hey everyone! Sweetie Belle here! I do the audio for the show! Feel free to ask anything! If we can't get our Cutie Marks in Analysis, maybe we can get them in question answering!

-SB

... What they said.

-Nozzivix.