SEND ME A SHIP INVOLVING MY MUSE AND I’LL TELL YOU;
Who would be the big spoon? I mean I wanna say Wheatley bc him lorg, but also Chell bc Wheatley’s a weenie (and smol if core) who needs comforting
Who would wake up first? Chell’s an early bird
Do they have nicknames for each other? Wheatley tries but she’s definitely not down with it lol
What happened when they met each other’s parents? *batman voice* their parents are DEAD
How do they apologize after an argument? Wheatley just says sorry over and over until she gives in, and Chell uses one of her signs to show she’s sorry and cares about him (maybe resting her forehead against his?) or does something nice for him (cooking him something?)
What would they be like as parents? oh god dont get me started on goofy dad!wheat and mama bear!chell (sweats)
Who is the better cook? CHELL, oh my god, Wheatley can burn cereal
Who is more romantic? Wheatley probably puts in more of an active effort (once he learns about romance from tv lol), but Chell tries in more subtle ways
What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Chell probably gets him little useful things that she thinks he’d like (goofy socks, glasses case, tie clips, etc), and Wheatley tries to get her big shows of affection until she stops him; also he shows her stuff he finds outside like pretty rocks and stuff
Who gets jealous easiest? Definitely Wheatley holy shit
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? DEFINITELY Wheatley, like, Chell would rather just stay home for stuff with the two of them, but Wheatley basically drags her out to meet people and have fun (which she does, begrudgingly lol)
Who is the most adventurous? Chell obviously lol
Who is the most protective? Again Chell, but Wheatley gets pretty close
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? shit dont START with me
*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* there’s too many hhhh
NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes / Of course! / OTP
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