(The convenience of the lamp fills you with determination)

lamp noises idk what does a normal lamp sound like? lol who knows i sure dont

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*hello yes hi im kinda dusty can any1 help

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*wutup world

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* havent talked to u guys in a year whatup

* happy new year btw

* thts what u guys r sayin rite??

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mod: would you like to rp?

* //Sorry, I don’t rp much on here since this blog is basically a joke one. * //I will be happy to answer any asks though!

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* lmfao what if im mtt brand who cool would tht be 

* (hint: i might be)

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* merr christmas n whatever other holidays u celebrate * anyone get a new lamp yet??

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*the finding of this blog fills you with DETERMINATION*

* good im glad thts wut im here for

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* florida is p great 

* lot diff from snowdin 

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Update from the Mun

* //I MIGHT take a short 1-2 week hiatus starting on tomorrow.  I might even pop in every now and again to check in.  

* Also I just wanna clear this up: I am fine. I’ll be okay. I’m actually leaving tumblr for a while to go on vacation! WOAHH IM GONNA GO TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD??!! Yes, surprisingly! And I’m thinking about bringing my laptop so I’ll be pretty reachable if you need me.

* Anyways, I just wanna let you know in case you feel like I’m ignoring you or won’t answer something- I’m going to try to keep up with messages ever now and again so feel free to send them! Just know in the meantime, I’ll be hanging out Mickey Mouse, so I might not get to them right away. 

* Thanks putting up with me and I’ll be sure to annoy all of you when I get back!

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I have some Mac and cheese you want that

* im a lamp

* i can’t exactly.... eat

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What if I move you a little to the left...?

* i mean

* yea i guess thtll work 

* dont hurt urself scremin tho, ok?

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So u need me? Omg thank 💙

* i..

*wut

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*screams of the damned*

* holy shit whre is tht coming from????

* r u ok???? should i do something???

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*SCREAMS INTENSIFY*

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* woa woah woah hey now pls dont shatter my bulb w/ tht frequency 

* pls o.o 

* im a lil scare

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*screams of the damned*

* holy shit whre is tht coming from????

* r u ok???? should i do something???

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Little lamp, I need advice. What is the maximum number of hats a person can wear in public without being gawked at?

* i mean its like 2 but honestly who cares * wear 10746533 if u have tht many

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Bc u need spud

* u r a spud

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Have potoooooooo (pot-8-o=potato)

* but why