Ask the Equnots!!!

Meet and ask Ralph the wolf and his team of sentient animal friends, the Equnots, as well as the ambassadors of the three kingdoms (Canania 🐺 , Felitropolis 🦁 and Crittervana 🐻🦌🦖) beyond Equestria!! :D 

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Your 1st 2 songs say Youtube Error 150.

Ohh, they probably got removed from YouTube, I might have to find another source!

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A surprise gift and shout-out/mention for @ask-theorcaponies, a blog I recently found about, you guessed it, Orca ponies! As well as they’re lives, story arcs and also interacting with them! Go follow it :)

Here we see Fluke Spin, an orca pony filly, coming across Blue, my blue tiger cub who hails from Felitropolis, the kingdom of “ex-familiar” felines. Why he’s miles away from the shore is anyone’s guess!  Discord’s pranks? Castaway overnight? Swept up by a tornado! It’s all up to personal interpretation.

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Do you sniff each others' butts?

Ralph: Cuz you pretty much look the part. Two can assume racially Mr. Simpson.

( Thanks for the question @reversalmushroom ! )

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OK so list everyone from oldest to youngest, 3 2 1 Go!

Blue: To compare with the ponies, me and Randy are about the age of the Cutie Mark Crusaders so at the same time, younger than Spike.

Chance: And I’m the teen, so I’m pretty much younger than Twilight and her five friends combined.

Ralph: Me and Tasha on the contrary are about similar in age to them.  Flinchy Mane: My age is somewhat between the Mane Six and Shining Armor, Twilight’s big brother.

Drake: As for me, eh. I’m pretty much in par with the big shot…

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What if you all combined?

Raluransha: That strange vial  of liquid we found in the Everfree forest really came in handy when this particular question arrived ^^…Welp, time to take a wizz before taking this new bod for a spin ^^………O_O Wait wha-…what’s that how…w-what…how am I suppose to pee? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PEE?!!!!

( Thanks for the question @reversalmushroom ! We’ll get back to you once we figure out a solution to divide the gang again ^^; )

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(To Mod) Man that Homer Simpson guy seems like a real riot! You must have a lot of fun having him around

Heh heh yeah I do! @reversalmushroom really knows how to make things the opposite of boring ^^ Really livens ask blogs when they’re around ;D

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Hey guys! Guess what! I made Ralph in the RPG Steam game, Cereal Soup! 

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Omae wa mou shindeiru.

Chance: Umm bro? W-What’s up with your face?

Chance: o.o”……Yeah, I’m just gonna go…get you some help…(darts off)

Drake: (in mind) “WHAT IN ZAHRAN HAPPENED TO MY BODY?!!”

( I did not know there was a “Mou” until I looked it up ^^; )

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Female anon-Pony (To Tasha): PONYCEPTION!!! (Shoves Head into Maw)

Drake: 😟 ………Ohhh no it’s coming

Ralph: 😐 What? What are you talking abo-…😦 No,...y-you don’t me……

Drake: Yeah,……The Pet Vinemageddon is upon us!!! 😱 

Ralph: Nopenopenopenopenope!!!!! 😱 (scoots backwards very quickly)

(( This answer is based on the vine of a dog that stuck it’s muzzle into it’s yawning owner’s mouth ))

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I present to Randy,……badadadadadada……DA GARLIC (holds out hoof)

Randy: Mmm! ^^ (munches)

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IT’S CHRIMBUS-STYLED DRAWIN!

Seems cute, add your own OC and make sure to tag me back so I could see! I’m curious :3c

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Hope ya like it @ask-patient-blu! It took a LOT of incentive to get shy Flinchy Mane to pucker up for Blu ^^

Blue: Huh? :O

Not you the other Blu! XD

I even took the liberty of making size calculations between the average pony and the average lion (the sentient kind from Felitropolis, not the feral Equestrian kind).

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It's your favourite annoying pal, pengwen again :'D Question to Drake; Sooooo why is it bad for tasha to have a thyme shot? e3e

Drake: Now if you’ll excuse me, I need burn some annapology books -_-

Ralph: Ummm it’s pronounced “entomology” \:/

Drake: Eat a brick. |:[

Tasha: Heeeyyy Honey, you’re mane is sooo smooth! Can Ah Eatz it???

Flinchy Mane: Umm I err “squeaks”  #OmO#

( Thanks again for the question @pengwensketches ! :D )

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Hi mysterypengwen here asking annoynmously cause i do not remember my password eve;;; Ah anyway so someone asked about fleas, which got me curious. If fleas exist, do ticks exist too? and if so, how dangerous are they to you guys? ;3;

Drake: Soo yeah, she’s gonna get wasted in the future asks -_-… On the bright side she’ll never remember the incident with the fixing question…

Tasha: whut OvO

Drake: Nothing :T

(( Thanks for the question @pengwensketches :) ))

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Do you have fleas?

Flinchy Mane: I wish they could get food without getting themselves-………T^T (whimpers)

( Thanks for the question @reversalmushroom :D ) flinchy mane

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This question is for the mod. Mod, what are the headcanon voiced for the cast? :)

That’s a very good question anon! And I have just the answer! :D

Elijah Wood - Ralph

Denis Leary - Drake

Jennifer Lopez - Tasha

E.G Daily - Blue

Grant Palmer - Randy

Jesse McCartney as Chance

Bruno Mars as Flinchy Mane

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Wait, you're boyfriend and girlfriend with Twilight Sparkle? Isn't that bestiality and disgusting?

Ralph: The inhabitants of the three kingdoms also have a history that is connected with Unicorn wizards during Ancient times. I can get into it but that’s a story for a different question 😌

(( Thanks for the question @reversalmushroom I had to use Ralph’s earlier pose as a base to save time ^^ And I,also changed his text design so that people will see it better :) ))     

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So what does your job exactly entail, Ralph?

Ralph: The more you know right? ^^

Thanks for being patient @fliksies​ ^^