Ask The Crew That Runs Los Santos

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Haven't been on my laptop for awhile. I got sick and I've been traveling. I have my Lindsay gif and everything I just have to get it done. I'm sorry it's taking me so long!

Its okay, take your time! I hope youre feeling better!

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I hope y'all are ready to get yourselves a Lindsay

Oh man we are so ready!

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For Trevor: how do you like your coffee?

black like Ryans soul...actually I take it with a bit of cream and sugar

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Anyone can answer this: what’s your favorite heist?!

Ah geez um 

Well we’ve been doing this for a really long time 

My first one, it was really fun. That was back in the day when it was kinda a bare bones no name crew. We worked really hard to try and do things but at the the time we really didn’t have a lot of resources so our heists weren’t very hollywood. When I say my first one I mean my first real one by the way. I had done some convince store hold ups before this one but, my first real heist was a complicated series of store hold ups. We picked the locations kinda throughout the city and split into groups of two. One person would go in and hold up the store while the other waited on a motorbike guarding the entrance. Once the cash was collected they zipped to the nearest store. We managed to clear out about 9 different locations across the city and because there were so may locations spread out across such a wide radius the cops couldn’t really get to us. 

Once we gathered all the cash and managed to loose the heat everyone gathered back at Geoff’s apartment. I was partnered with jack for that heist, she made me feel safe. At the end of the day we had a couple of bevs and chilled out, it all went pretty well apart from me getting shot in the shoulder but I’m all healed up now obviously! 

Thanks for the great question anon, sorry I look like a mess haha I just got myself out of a hacking binge

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Are y’all still looking for a Jeremy? I’m about to color my hair the rimmy Tim colors later this week and was interested in auditioning. It would be a basic cosplay at first bc I’m moving soon but later I could work on it

Just make sure you fill out an application!

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(Not really sad more,,, annoyed? Anon) I dooooon’t think they’re a anyone who uh I kinda look like. But uh I’ll let y’all know if there’s someone I’m interested in playing!

You don’t really have to look like the character,god knows I look no where similar to trevor,  just as long as you have at least a casual cosplay of them.

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Vagabond has Logged On

I’ve got some time before a killing spree tonight, anyone have any questions?

Send your asks to The Inbox

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Hey Ryan! Do you regularly change your face paint or do you like to stick to a set pattern so it's recognizable and can frighten people when they see you?

Oh, it’s here and there. I stuck with the classic for a while and then I did manage to go to this new pattern just a little while ago. 

It goes to show that it doesn’t matter which face I’m wearing. I can do my job no matter how I look. But C’mon, who doesn’t love a classic?

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(Mad anon again) I shoulda auditioned for Ryan hhng (y’all I’m sorry for these if you don’t like delete and like vague blog me to tell me to shut the fuck up)

It's okay! Im Sorry you weren't able to audition for Ryan but if there's ever another character you want to try your hand, on the list or not, please do!If the character is not on the list just shoot us an ask first to make sure it's okay

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Hey not really a question but IM MAD THAG I DONT LIKE ANYONE YOU STILL NEED :/

Oh Im sorry dear, is there anyone not taken that's not on the list that you would like to play?

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Question! How're yall so cute?!

“Nothing says cuteness like violent bloodshed and breaking the law.” 

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How do you put up with achievements hunter? Ryan

You mean the fakes? Sure, it was rough trying to get used to them at the start, nearly killed all of them once or twice, but where else am I going to find other people who want to do the shit we do? You think I’m gonna go play with the SeaWolves… Or is it TruckNuts? Whatever they’re calling themselves these days; No thanks. I’ll just take what the Fakes give me and brush off the rest. It’s child’s play at this point.

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Hey Trevor, how do you put up with these idiots?

Honestly I have no fucking clue, I sorta just roll with what they do

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michael why r u gay?

“Firstly, shitty question. Secondly, I mean… have you seen the guys in thi crew?”

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Hope you’re ready for a Jack attack!

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Gavin! How do you look so flawless? <3

“Genetics, I’m going to find new sunglasses!”

“Worry not folks, your classic Golden Boy shades will return, once I get around to repairing them”

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Hello Ryan!

Are you- would you stop testing two-way mirror cameras in the bathroom? That’s the best way to see something no one wants to see. You’re lucky I was just doing touch-ups.