Time to get Weird

I'M A SHE DEMON FROM THE PITS OF DIMENSION 14'/ ASK ME SHIT

[rppanda]

Let Mun/Muse RANT!

We all get a little ticked from time to time. Now is the time to know what makes US ticked!

Send 🌕 + a Number to hear Mun rant. Send 🌑 + a Number to hear Muse rant.

A person they know/ran into.

A pet peeve.

Something they hate but everyone loves.

Something they love but everyone hates.

An ex RP partner.

An ex friend.

A current friend.

An RP experience.

A real life experience.

An out of context rant.

A character they hate.

A character they love.

A public experience.

An ex hobby.

A past relationship.

Their hopes & dreams.

A food they hate.

A food they love.

A bothersome brand of anything.

Senders choice.

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: YEAH... AND IT DIDN'T END WELL. LET'S JUST SAY I MISSED ALMOST ALL OF THE 19TH CENTURY.

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: I'M... ACTUALLY NOT SURE. I MEAN- THAT SPECIES'S SEX SPECTRUM IS OBVIOUSLY DIFFERENT FROM YOUR'S AND MINE'S SO...? ALL I DO KNOW IS THAT THEY LIKE BILL SO THEY'RE A THREAT.

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: HE’S JUST A FATTER LESS FUN VERSION OF BILL. A BIG BONE IN MY TEETH IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. KINDA TASTY THOUGH, I’VE EATEN HIM ENOUGH TIMES TO SAY THAT FOR SURE.

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: HOLY SHIT DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST ASK THAT?! UM... I GUESS IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS, I SORTA HAVE WHAT YOU CALL A 'PUSS' AND A 'DONG' ALTHOUGH IT DOES LOOK AND WORK DIFFERENTLY I GUESS??? IT'S MOSTLY INTERNAL SO... WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANNA KNOW.

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: WELL YEAH. ON MY PLANET THERE IS FIVE RACES OF MY SPECIES. KOZMGORMT, DZGVIORMT, ZRIORMT, NZOV, AND ME, URIVORMT. TRUST ME DON’T TRY TO SAY THAT OUTLOUD. I’M A URIVORMT SO THAT MEANS I CONTROL FIRE AND CAN USE IT TO MY ADVANTAGE WITHOUT REPROCUSSIONS. IN ENGLISH, URIVOMT MEANS FIRELING, SO THE NICKNAME FOR US IS JUST FIRE. HOWEVER, MALES IN MY SPECIES DON’T HAVE MAGIC SO THEY ARE CONSIDERED THEIR OWN RACE. THEY ARE CALLED NZOV. MEANING IF ONE OF YOUR PARENTS IS A MALE, SADLY LIKE MINE, YOU ARE ONLY HALF OF WHATEVER RACE YOUR MOTHER IS. WHICH IS RARE SINCE BOTH GENDERS OF MY SPECIES HAVE BOTH REPRODUCTION SYSTEMS, SO A FEMALE AND A FEMALE COULD HOOK UP AND HAVE A BABY. PLUS, NOW THAT I WORK WITH BILL, I’M CALLED A DEMON BEHIND MY BACK ALL THE TIME SO DEICIDED LETS EMBRACE MY HOMEMADE TITLE. SO…. I’M HALF A FIRE DEMON.

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN? Kryptos: How did I get here?!?

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: PROBABLY THE PARTY BILL THREW LAST NIGHT. MAN, HOW DRUNK ON SAND WAS I TO DIGEST TEETH, ONE OF 8-BALL'S EYE, AND KRYPTOS'S INNOCENCE!

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: I’M ACTUALLY THE ONE WHO FOUND XANTHAR! AT THE TIME HE WAS ONLY A BABY BUT I SORTA… RAISED HIM? BILL WAS SO MAD AT ME FOR BRINGING HIM BACK TO THE NIGHTMARE REALM ALIVE! BUT XANTHAR IS A TOUGH ONE, HE GOT THROUGH BILL AND THE GANG'S SCRUTINY. … TRUST ME THOUGH, HE’S DEFINITELY A MAMA’S BOI! YESTERDAY, HE ASKED ME PERMISSION TO GO TEAR INTO ,2Q* DUDES! DO YOU NEED MY PERMISSION SWEETIE? NO YOU DON’T, YOU NEED UH… Bill’s… AND… UM… NO ONE IS A HARDER PARTIER THEN XANTHAR! Well… OTHER THEN ME! AND... bill... I RAISED HIM PERFECTLY!

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: WHOEVER TOLD YOU THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! TO BE HONEST, I'VE ONLY RECENTLY FOUND OUT ABOUT CIGARS! YA YA, I KNOW, I'M PART FLAME DEMON, I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THESE LITTLE THINGS OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS!! AFTER I SAW SOME MAYAN GUY ON EARTH SMOKING ONE OF THESE BABIES I HAD TO GET IN ON IT!

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: I GOTCHA GURL. BILL'S EYELASHES ARE SO FAKE IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY. KRYPTOS SAYS HE STARTED THE FREEMASONS ON PURPOSE, TURNS OUT IT WAS A DRUNKEN MISTAKE. I KNOW BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE TO GET HIM TO CHUG THE TIME PUNCH. HMM... TEETH USES TEETH WHITENING STRIPS, EVEN THOUGH HE SAYS HE'S NATURALLY 'THAT CRYSTAL WHITE DUDE' 8-BALL'S REAL NAME IS BŁHDO__£, WHICH IS QUITE FUNNY IN MY OPINION. PACIFIRE DIDN'T KILL MILLIONS ON COUNTLESS MOONS, HE'S KILLED BILLIONS. AND FINALLY, THE EYE BATS STEEL BILL'S MASCARA. THIS WAS FUN!

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: I... DON'T THINK I KNOW ANYONE YOU COULD DEFINE AS 'KIND' PROBABLY YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE THAT GUY FROM THE M DIMENSION, HE WAS PRETTY CHILL. EVEN AFTER I ATE HIS BABY! A CLOSE SECOND WOULD PROBABLY BE KRYPTOS BUT...

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT THAT...

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: OOH… NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT’S WAYYYYY MORE FUN TO BREAK A MORTAL’S RESILIENCE THEN ALREADY HAVE A LITTLE TOY THAT’S READY TO GO.

[asktheflamebabe]

Kryptos: You're gonna eat me?!!?! Pyronica: NO! I SAID I WAS GONNA EAT YOU IF KEEP ON ACTING LIKE A HUMAN. Kryptos: I ate someone alive yesterday because Bill said to do so, I act like a human?! Pyronica: YEAH! IF YOU WERE A DEMON YOU WOULD TORTURE THEM TOO SMH

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: WE ARE THE CLOSET TWO INSANE DEMONS CAN BE! I LIKE TO THINK WE HAVE REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP THAT YOU HUMANS HAVEN’T EVEN INVENTED YET! I WILL SAY THIS ABOUT KRYPTOS THOUGH. HE’S NOT AS TOUGH AS HE SEEMS, HE’S A WEAK SYMPATHETIC LOSER! AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT BILL TOLD ME... BUT!!!!!!!!! I’VE HAPPILY DECIDED TO SHOW KRYPTOS THAT BEING SYMPATHETIC GETS YOU NOWHERE… WELL, NOT NOWHERE… MORE LIKE IN MY LARGE INTESTINE!

[asktheflamebabe]

Pyronica: BILL?! HE’S SUCH A HOTTIE! DEFINITELY ON MY TO EAT LIST. HSB OUTTA HSB IN MY PINK MIND! HOWEVER, EVERYTIME I BOOGY RIGHT UP TO HIM AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN HIS NONEXISTENT EAR, HE VAPORIZES ME! I HAVE NOTICED THOUGH THAT THE WAIT OF RESURRECTING ME HAS GOTTEN SHORTER AND SHORTER. EXAMPLE, WHEN HE FIRST DID IT I WAS DEAD FOR THIRTY FOUR CENTURIES BEFORE RETURNING. THE LAST TIME HE DID IT, IT WAS ONLY A YEAR! WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS MY MORTAL PEEPS.