The Good Guys Club

An ask blog for "The Bad Guys" Residing in LA County Prison.

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To Wolf:

Are you going to ask Diane out on a date once you and the guys get out of prison?

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Hi everyone! I am so glad you all are going good! 😃

Is everything alright? Diane checking in on you all now and then?

Those letters have meant a lot to us. She actually want us to succeed.

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GUYS

You WILL NOT believe all that we've been through.

First! Wolf went rouge and ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE GOOD???? THEN we WENT TO PRISON for a crime we actually didn't do.

THEN SNAKE DID SOMETHING GOOD??????????

Now we all are going good? And Marmalade was BAD THIS WHOLE TIME.

UGH.

Anyway, we all are actually going good. But we just need to serve a little time first. Thanks to our good behavior, we actually are getting some more privileges here (I've been at worse prisons anyway.) And since we're getting out soon, they're allowing us an internet access hour. So I'm reopening this blog. Don't expect too much though, we're not out yet.

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Hey! So things are happening here! I gotta clear out the inbox! We’re all together to answer the questions before I turn off the asks; It’s getting busy over here. So here are some answers beneath the cut.

Ms. Tarantula: I mean, we’re all pretty agile, right? Mr. Wolf: Yeah, we have to be, but I think Mr. Snake is the most by default. Mr. Snake: What? Why? Mr. Wolf: You have to move your whole body all the time! We can’t beat that. Others: Yeah, true.

Mr. Wolf: It felt good Right, guys? You were there too. Mr. Shark: Yeah. He was cute. Mr. Snake: Still should have eat him.

All: Why thank you! Thanks! Of course I do.

Mr. Wolf: *looks at watch* it”s 10:35.

Ms. Tarantula: Oh yeah there was-- Mr. Shark: NO STOP! Ms. Tarantula: You screamed like a little girl, Shark! Mr. Shark: Stop it, It’s embarrassing, I’ve gotten over it! Ms. Tarantula: After a whole week! Mr. Shark: Augh...

Mr. Snake: What’s there to say? That’s standard. Nothing to think about.

Mr. Piranha: I mean, we all have out diets, but-- Mr. Snake: SWEETS! Gimmie the candy, the push pops, all the sugar. Mr. Wolf: Oh come on, you gotta eat healthily that that. Mr. Snake: Make me. You can pry the sugar from my cold, dead coils.

Mr. Piranha: Oh actually, it was pretty cool! It’s Mr. Snake’s!

Mr. Snake: Yeah, I found that abandon spot a while back. Never thought I would have to share it with THESE bozos.

Mr. Wolf: Aw, you know you love us you were all lonely and sad.

Mr. Snake: Ugh please.

Mr. Shark and Mr. Piranha: WE. GO. WHERE. WE. WANT. GOT THAT?

Mr. Shark: Oh yeah. All the time, at least one a month. I get new ones, ya know.

Mr. Wolf: One of my first “jobs” was boosting cars. You learn how to drive away fast and smart when you do that.

Mr. Wolf: *shudder* Ick. Being human? No thank you,

Mr. Wolf: I can do finger tricks. Mr. Shark: I can push my fin all the way in my head. Mr. Snake: I can do knots with my tongue. Mr. Piranha: I can put half my face in my mouth. Mr. Tarantula: I can flip myself and walk upside-down.

Mr. Wolf: Yeah, that hurt. But it didn’t take too long. I just needed to lie down a bit.

Mr. Tarantula: SHHHH! Don’t tell everyone! Then they’ll all want one. It’s my baby man! I’m not gonna ruin it for dumb everyday stuffs.

Mr. Wolf: Oh, I was a teen when I met him. We were actually hitting the same place. Mr. Snake: Yeah, and you punched my face.Mr. Wolf: Only cause you were strangling me! I did it to escape! Anyway, I made up for it didn’t I? Mr. Snake: Hmph. Barely.

Mr. Shark: No, but my cousin Lenny was in it, I think.

Mr. Piranha: Yeah, they can sings. We should have a karaoke night! That’ll be fun.

Mr. Tarantula: Are you sure? Wolf can be a bit pitchy.

Mr. Wolf: Hey!

Mr. Snake: Oh NO. We are all very good boys and girls who would NEVER touch a cigarette.

Mr. Wolf: Of course! Looking good makes me feel good! All dressed up to take on the town!

Mr. Snake: Of course. I do. It’s my full body workout; Doing reps for 20 minutes is the daily exercise.

Mr. Shark: Nope! I’m just too good.

Mr. Shark: Daw ha ha, thanks.

Ms. Tarantula: Don’t give him any ideas! The robots are mine! He doesn’t even know what a mecha is.

Mr. Wolf: NO! It’s my baby! I can’t let a stranger drive it! What if you lose it? I need it man!

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Does Mr. Wolf stares at his own reflection in his car’s side view mirror?

If we told him, he'd stop so we don't (lol).

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Wolf, this may sound personal but do you ever rant to Snake about your personal issues? He is your best friend and all. I'm just curious, that's all.

I'll take that bet, Ms. Tarantula!

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I've got a question for all of you, do you all like watching fireworks?

Ms. Tarantula: Yeah, we do.

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Mr. Snake: What, you think I went to school for that? Please, like any school would teach half of what I know. I was a roadie growing up; I learned from the bands.

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Techno, Funk, Classic, Country, Rock, and Pop which one of these music is your favorite out of six of them? What about favorite dance genre do you have any?

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This one is for Wolf.

Do you have a crush on Governor Diane Foxington?

You gotta take these things slow.

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Hey Shark. Here’s a push pop. Tease Snake for a change.

Wait, what was the question again?

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Mr. Shark: (announcer voice) OOOOHHHH!!! HE'LL FEEL THAT ONE IN THE MORNING!

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So...

What did you all think of Marmalade?

I'm just wondering

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got a question for snake, try to put a soda can on piranhas head and see what happens

Mr. Snake: Or what? Mr. Piranha: Or I might decide to mess you up! Mr. Snake: Heh.

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Changed the avatar, because Stripes was lookin' pretty cute. Maybe I'll change it back, but I'll keep it like this for a bit.

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Between all of the members of the group, which one do you like the most? OTHER THAN YOURSELVES.

Mr. Wolf: Little Man! Mr. Snake: a snack Mr. Piranha: Paco Poquito! Mr. Shark: Carlton! Ms. Tarantula: Stripes!

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How often does Diane Foxington visit you guys?

Mr. Wolf: Maybe we could make her visit soon, heh heh... Ms. Tarantula: Oh you got something planned? Mr. Wolf: I got to think about it. We still have to act like we're reforming, you know.