Ask Storyshift Chara and Storyshift Asriel

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Asriel: Well, Human... You see, A long time ago, Chara met this skeleton by the name of Papyrus at a door near Snowdin. This skeleton made the same thing for a few different humans. Chara thought it would work for every human, So we got the recipe from Papyrus. Turns out some humans have weaker stomachs than others... SS!Chara: Yep. *CHARA was holding a bottle of ketchup, some chocolate, and fries. SS!Asriel: Chara did you seriously leave and go to Muffet’s AGAIN? You’ve got to be kidding me! SS!Chara: Don’t you mean you’ve GOAT to be KIDding me? SS!Asriel: Chara oh my god why!

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Asriel: Human!? NO! What have I done!? SS!Chara: *CHARA teleported to ASRIEL. Geez, Azzy. This may be bad... You may have accidentally killed someone, Who would’ve thought?... This may be the first time you’ve successfully cooked something, And it’s a human. SS!Asriel: Chara shut the heck up I am not in the mood for your terrible humor! Can you not see that this human was killed accidentally!? SS!Chara: Welp. At least we know not to feed food that works in our world to otherworldly humans. SS!Asriel: Yeah...

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Asriel: Sure, Human! You most definitely may try something! *ASRIEL hands you a plate of tomato alfredo pieghetti. CHARA is nowhere to be found this time, It appears that they may be somewhere else entirely.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Asriel: It went AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! SS!Chara: Azzy, I hate to burst your bubble... But, You’re still number one. SS!Asriel: I know, Chara!

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Chara: You know what I find hilarious? No? Here’s the thing. I find it hilarious when Anons hate my friends without getting to know them, Go talk on underplayersblog and meet the kid on your own, Then report back to me whether you think the same way or not. Take time to form your own opinion. You’re entitled to your own and I’m entitled to my own. But, Here’s the thing... When you harass someone just because of their origins, Like, For example, Player booting out Frisk for a truly perfect ending... That’s when you incur the wrath of Chara. Understood? Now shoo.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Chara: While normally I’d disagree, I’m kinda neutral about the whole thing at the moment, We’re all mistakes in one way or another, Hell, My species is classified as ‘less than human and monster’, or even ‘demons’. So, You must be a mistake too, Kid. Mistakes harassing other mistakes is something I won’t tolerate, It’s almost as bad as killing my brother like you freaks did before the last reset, Soooo... You should run while you got the chance.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Chara: WELP. I warned ya kid, Don’t harass my friends in any timeline. Now you’re in for a truly bad time. If you want to live, Anonymous... I suggest running as fast as you can. Sorry kiddo, But you are not gonna be allowed to call a fellow kiddo Trash. Understood?

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Chara: What was that you said about my friend, kiddo? That wasn’t very nice of you. You keep going down a dark path, And you won’t like what happens next. SS!Asriel: Chara?... What does that mean?... SS!Chara: Nothing you should worry about, Azzy.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Chara: Hello...? Wait a minute, ANONYMOUS!? I’ve seen what you kids are capable of, I remember resets remember? If you kill anyone, You’re really not gonna like what happens next... Understood? Now, Assuming your a time traveller... Next timeline, Tell me the super secret codeword, It’s “I’m the legendary fartmaster.”, Got all that? Thanks kiddo.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Asriel: Chara get in here a second, There seems to be someone trying to contact us but we couldn’t get the name. SS!Chara: Welp, Sure Azzy. This was by some kiddo called ‘underplayersblog’. Wonder who that is. Welp, See ya, Going back to leaving. *CHARA leaves the room. SS!Asriel: You are absolutely right... Wait a minute.. NOOOO! CHARA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE HUMAN?!

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Asriel: Do not encourage them, Human! SS!Chara: Come on Azzy, You know you love it. SS!Asriel: No I do not, Chara! Now shoo, I cannot focus with your bad jokes and this must be done perfectly. SS!Chara: Eh, Whatever. But I’m, like, super lazy. You mind carrying me? SS!Asriel: Chara you have legs that are not broken! You can walk! SS!Chara: Welp. Alright. See ya Azzy. *CHARA left the room, ASRIEL returns to cooking.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Asriel: Something... different? There’s food other than rainbow star shaped cookies!? SS!Chara: Yes, Azzy. How many times have I told you this now? SS!Asriel: Nevermind that, Chara! We must try this at once, Come on lazy sibling of mine! *ASRIEL carries CHARA to the kitchen, and immediately starts cooking. SS!Asriel: Ha ha ha! This is going to be amazing! Well, Not as amazing as myself, But you get the point! SS!Chara: How COULD it be as amazing as you? You’re unBLEATable. *ASRIEL is now visibly frustrated.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

*CHARA looks depressed, While ASRIEL is giving the biggest look of disappointment to CHARA. SS!Asriel: Can’t you just get ketchup from the fridge, Chara? You have gone to Muffet’s to avoid my food many times, You know! SS!Chara: You... actually have a point, Azzy. You’re the best. *CHARA walked to the siblings’ kitchen and came back with some ketchup, Gladly taking a cookie after sitting down again and eating the cookie while drinking the ketchup. Meanwhile ASRIEL still looks disappointed. SS!Asriel: Human, Could you perhaps share your secret with me? I actually need Chara to stop avoiding my food by going to Muffet’s so often.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Asriel: Sure, Human! SS!Chara: That depends on two things, Kid. One, Is it chocolate, and two, Do you have ketchup with it? SS!Asriel: Come on Chara, Not everything has to revolve around chocolate and ketchup to be good! SS!Chara: I see your point here, No BONES about it. *The sound of a rimshot could be heard.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

*One reset later...* SS!Chara: Welp. What even... SS!Asriel: Huh? Chara? You look... scared, Are you okay? SS!Chara: I’m fine Asriel. Just a bad dream. Let’s go meet up with the others now... But, I’m too lazy to move, You’re gonna have to carry me. SS!Asriel: Ugh, Fine, Lazy sibling of mine! *ASRIEL carries CHARA through Snowdin, Going into their house and watching Ultimate Undyne. SS!Asriel: Isn’t this an amazing show, Chara!? SS!Chara: Yep. The best, But still not as amazing as you.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

*But there was no response from Asriel, Except for the sound of goat screams and sudden dust.                            SS!Chara: Alright... I’m ba- AZZY?! Why did I leave you alone for so long... Great. Now the dirty brother killer murdered Asriel... Welp. Here we go again.

[askthegreatsiblingsofshift]

SS!Chara: Well, kiddo. That’s an incredibly hard question to answer, But... I’ll try to put it as basic as I can for ya, You see... I’ve dealt with stuff like this before, A few thousand resets, To be exact. There was a robot that tried to kill everyone I care about multiple times just to get Frisk’s soul, Which, Now that I think about it... Is that anonymous possessed by the robot? Or has it been convinced by the weed? Well, Back to your answer. Here’s the thing, After so many resets, You get used to it. Let me ask YOU a question, When YOU reset, Why does nobody but literally every Sans throughout time and space remember it? Explain to me that. Well, See ya. I’m going to Muffet’s to get some ketchup and chocolate before that Anonymous that is trying to murder everyone I care for comes back...                             *Meanwhile with Asriel...* SS!Asriel: Human! Please! Stand down! I believe in you! I believe you can be a good person, You just need to believe in yourself as well! Well... We could always go for some tomato alfredo pieghetti, Papyrus usually makes that!