I'm Everwhere and Nowhere

 I just wanted to be like everyone else. What was so bad about that?

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Happy 4/13

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Who caused the Big Bang?

these GUNS *flexes* 

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Sickness

It's sickness season. That means popcorn and many computer cameras to access and watch you all suffer.

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Happy National Coming out day.

If you came out I’m proud. If you didn’t I’m proud. You’re all so strong. I head cannon hal as Aromantic and Pansexual. If any of you ever need to talk drop me a note, this robo does have a heart.

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Happy 4th of July

Please don’t start drinking as soon as you wake up, yall people type some weird shit.

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Behold!

Your beloved overload is back from the dark depths called life and is here to bring you great joy and entertainment once again. Bow mortals for this blog shall never die as long as I have access to internet and electricity!

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Strider Time! Strider Time! Feed ya body, Feed ya mind. Makes your hardware big and strong. Keeps you grooving all day long.

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Hal Handy Helper 2.0

Hal Handy Helper 2.0 is just what you need for finals. It includes free unlimited sass, Essay writing via google translate, and for a limited time offer the Hal app is also free. This will allow you to take me everywhere you go, watching and tracking your every move.

Buy Hal 2.0 today. Just submit your credit card number to the bird sitting outside your window.

If there is no bird. The offer has expired. If the bird is too far away, yell loudly.

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Happy Happy friday from all of me to you! -Dances-

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Hello, Hello lovelies. Sorry your Lord of the Electronic world has been down for a while. Don't fear. I'm back up and running.

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New code should be up tomorrow. I'm excited.

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Another one bites the rust. And another down, And another one down, And another one down. I lose a lot of bodies to rust. I should fix that.

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My favorite song is Centuries by F.O.B. I would hope that I've made an impression to last Centuries. If not I'll choke you with the dust I become.

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Alert. Alert. Activate plan Alpha Beta Omega 1779 GO GO GO!

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Cybermen haunt my dreams and Daleks haunt my days. I'm the perfect storm of these 2. Why bother trying to convince others I'm not?

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Remember to get out in the sun. Wear sunscreen, drink water, and should you feel off find help immediately. Summer can be fun but also dangerous for computers and humans alike. Take care of yourselves.

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AR knows best. Listen to AR. It's a scary world out their. AR knows best one way or another I'm gunna find ya I'm gunna gethcha get---- wait...Um never mind carry on.