Ask Mr & Mr The Hedgehog

Tails says we gotta “be more present” on “social media”. [ask/art blog for Sonic and Shadow, married. Yuri versions have moved to @asktheyurihogs !]

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Read Wedding 2.0 here~

Read the whole blog in order here!

Other blogs from mod: @asktheyurihogs (yuri sonadow) and @arknews-sonadow (no-powers, roommates, slow burn)

Hey guys! Long story short, Tails and Rouge kinda ganged up on us and now we have a tumblr.

Woo. Hoo.

Don’t mind Mr Unsmiley over there, he just has a severe internet allergy.

I’m not the one who still has a flip phone.

I like the way they feel! Anyway, we’re here now, so go ahead and talk to us I guess.

Do your worst…

Hi! This is an ask/art blog for married Sonadow. Asks will be answered with doodles, comics, and sometimes even animations. So have fun and send some asks!

Their personalities are gonna be based loosely on Adventure Era, in the sense that I’ve taken SA2 Sonic and Shadow and jumped forward a few years to when they’re married. This is to say, they’re mean but deeply in love. They're following mostly game canon but I'll borrow bits from other media too.

They are both fat and don't want kids, let them live their life smh

They also have two cats now! Their names are Darkness and Chilli

Sonic will answer in blue, Shadow will answer black and bold.

I am permanently behind on asks, sorry if it takes me a week or more to get to yours, or if I don't get to it at all ;n;

You are totally allowed to ask them probing questions, make them uncomfortable, even be mean to them - just know that they will respond in kind! If you're mean, they'll be mean back; if you ask something they don't wanna talk about, they'll avoid answering; if you do something that makes them uncomfortable, they'll be uncomfortable. And, of course, keep in mind the Real Person writing the responses and the Real People seeing the posts! NOTE: If you're going to send something Particularly Mean, please drop an OOC note along with it just to say you're not voicing your real opinions?

Lists of Sonic media mod has consumed, for ref:

Classic sonic

The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic Adventure

Sonic Adventure 2

Sonic Heroes

Shadow the Hedgehog

Sonic 06 (except I never finished it bc it was so broken sobs)

Sonic and the Secret Rings

Sonic Frontiers

Sonic Movies 1-3

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic x Shadow Generations

Sonic Prime

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TIMELINE:

I retconned their ages (I wasn’t vibing with them being mid-20s so they’re 30 now!) and I have updated the timeline to reflect that:

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[FAT FUCK OBTAINED!!!!!]

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[I had a dream everybody drew fat Sonic in their own style to celebrate me obtaining The Fat Fuck. Should make it a reality]

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[i feel bad for not having anything to post so. Sharing more fat fuck on this fine faturday]

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Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

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I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

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Can we stop normalizing telling random people (I mean Sonic and Shadow are fictional but fiction affects reality so) that they should get fatter. As a chubby guy who is trans, it feels a little demeaning.

I don't want to be told that "oh you're so much hotter now that you're fat" or "you're not fat enough" or "you were better before" it feels fetishizing and a little dehumanizing. I know they probably had good intentions but maybe watch what you say because then those words could get twisted and do real damage to real people.

I'm not trying to be harsh to anon, but to me, telling someone how they should wear their weight tells them that their worth is equal to their weight and ugh. No.

Don't ever tell someone how to live their life. I don't care if you're fat, skinny or whatever, you are loved. You are worthy.

I'm sorry, that tangent got a bit out of hand I'm sorry for getting so heated...I want to reiterate that this isn't an attack. I just feel very personal about these kinds of subjects. You can choose to ignore this if you want, just know I mean no ill-will.

Have a good one.

You’re totally right. Saying that shit to a random stranger is nooo good.

That said, I’m actually cool with it. So y’all have my permission.

I have kind of a complicated relationship to fame, my body, and bodily autonomy… but for me, hearing somebody say that I should get fatter, feels more like encouragement and acceptance. Even if it’s from some rando on the internet. It feels like permission for me to be who I wanna be, y’know?

But everybody’s different. Take Shadow; sometimes he likes a little encouragement, sometimes it puts him off. So, as a general rule, I’d say avoid telling him point-blank to get fatter, but compliments and reassurance are A-Okay.

Thanks for bringing it up, though; it is important! But I’m honestly chill with it.

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flicker needs to get fatter

…… I think I gain weight when we gain weight.

My body composition is somewhere between Sonic’s and Shadow’s.

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As a fat trans guy, I really love that you draw Sonic fat.

More positive fat rep!

[Hell yeahhhhhhh!! Shadow is a lil chubby too, just much smaller than Sonic]

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*drops in a Luma for each of the hedgehogs*

Woah! Hey there, little buddy!

Fascinating creatures…

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Darkness vs. Chili vs. Shadow -- let's figure out who's the ultimate biscuit-maker. 😁

There ain’t enough space for all three of ‘em to knead at the same time—but Shadow’s the Ultimate, for sure.

Never any doubt.

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HAPPY GAY MONTH TO THE GAYEST HEDGEHOGS IN EXISTENCE!!!🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

*gifts rainbow sprinkled tiramisu and a bag of pride flags*

HELL YEAH HAPPY PRIDE!!!! Honoured to spend another Pride Month with my handsome gay hedgehog husband~

Oh, hush…

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Wow, what the heck is wrong with Wario. So rude.

I don’t know. But I’m almost 31 years old; I choose to be the bigger person.

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My Mama is still alive, Unlike Maria.

HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!

- Wario

I’m well aware. I’ve been physically intimate with your mother recently.

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Does the idea of a Sonic that chose to stay in Camelot upset you, Shadow?

Of course it does. It’s… so unlike my Sonic.

I can’t imagine a scenario where he would choose that. And yet, such a Sonic exists that has chosen Camelot.

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[Happy Gay Hedgehog Month this is my outfit for the office today]

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[FAT FUCK OBTAINED!!!!!]

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[I had a dream everybody drew fat Sonic in their own style to celebrate me obtaining The Fat Fuck. Should make it a reality]

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Casually outfats The Fat Fuck. Join the Eggman Empire.

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[excluding smallfats from the fat liberation movement 😔]

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[FAT FUCK OBTAINED!!!!!]

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[I had a dream everybody drew fat Sonic in their own style to celebrate me obtaining The Fat Fuck. Should make it a reality]

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whats the most surprising counterpart youve met

For me it’s the ladies. I mean, I’m used to them now, but that was one hell of a mindfuck at first.

… the Sonic who chose to stay in Camelot.

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Considering you both have ridden together on a motercycle, I’ve been meaning to ask you Sonic:

On a scale from “I am at peace and tranquil behind the wheel” to “I’m going to blow up the next tailgater i see”, how bad is shadow’s road rage?

Depends what he’s headed to.

If we’re just headed out to grab food or see friends, he drives like an old man. Zero road rage, uses his turn signal wayyyy more than anybody needs to, stops to let everybody else go… it’s kinda infuriating.

If we got somewhere to be urgently? Stay out of his way.