Charmed

Where do you search for what cannot be found, and what do you say without saying? What is your sky when you're tombed in the ground and whom do you rescue by slaying?

[askthehegemon]

"Your queen has returned."

[askteferi-blog]

((You requested the queen's prescence, you must deal with her.)) There is no dignity in television: Our characters are doing something potentially embarassing

((I shall handle…your face!))

Teferi stepped around the inricate clockwork device, ignoring the weighty gaze of Sharuum, the sphinx ruler of Esper.

"I appreciate your consultation, Sir Teferi. As a master of time magic, I supposed you would be the best choice to discover the nature of this gift."

"Mhm." Teferi mummbled offhandedly. If the queen was offended, she did not show it. Teferi worked the cogs of the dias-like machine. It had been delivered to the hegemon’s chamber a few days ago as an annonymous gift. It had been thoroughly examined before being delivered to the queen, but no one could detect anyhting dangerous about the mechanisim, or indeed discern anything about its functions other than it appeared to operate on time magic. So naturally the called him.

Teferi began undoing the intracate puzzle built into the device with all his focus. It required a time mage’s appreciation of dimmensions to solve and Teferi appreciated the fine quality of the work. Still, there was a time mage, and then there was Teferi.

The mechanical gears snapped into place as the devices innerworkings were set to their correct place.

"Hah!" Teferi called out in triumph, at the same moment as a surge of energy exploded out from the device, forming a bubble of energy that filled the throne room.

Of course, the perfect trap for an Esperite is a puzzle…also apparently the perfect trap for me…dammit.

Teferi recognized the corrosive force of a time-bubble as it worked to return them to oblivion. Even as he felt his body stretching unaturally under the warping force of the spell he was working against it, turning the wheel in the opposite direction, forcing the spell to expend itself to compensate.

The device exploded from the feedback of the clashing spells, leaving Teferi coughing on the floor.

His body felt wrong, and fell the first few times he tried to rise. he finally managed to sit up as the smoke cleared and cursed vehemently when he saw himself.

"…so we’ve become children…"

"Teferi…" 

Teferi turned to look at Sharuum.

"if you say anything, time mage, you die."

Teferi mustered all of his impressive willpower…no use, he burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" 

Sharuum roared ferociously at him…or at least that was the intent.

"Meew!" was what actually resulted.

"You’re so cute!"

"That’s it fool, you die now! Fix this so I can kill you!" 

[askthehegemon]

I have yet to kill the man, but I am pleased to say I am my proper self now.

[askteferi-blog]

Because I’m so good at my job.

[askthehegemon]

Have no misconceptions, little mage, if I did not have a need for such a skilled chronomancer, your corpse would hang from the spires of my halls.

[askthehegemon]

So why haven't you conquered Alara yet?

That is not what Tezzeret wished of me. Upon giving him Esper as I promised for getting to see my beloved, he requested that I rule as I always have.And so I stay and mind the business of Esper without intentions for the rest of Alara.

[askthehegemon]

Is it hard to comfortably lie down when you're made of metal?

One may think so, but it is not. And I am not completely metal, little one. Some organic parts of me remain, although they are at least encased in metal or augmented in their own way to aid with my joints or other life processes. 

[askthehegemon]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

The original creator of the riddle, my dear, meant for there to be no answer. He meant it to be nonsensical. However, others have insisted on giving an answer. Probably Esperites. They include:They both carry inky quills.They both can’t carry a letter.Poe, some poet or other writer I assume, wrote on both.They both stand on sticks.Or, as the writer answered his fans many years later, “They can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!”So while there are “answers,” my dear, there are no true answers to the riddle because there was never meant to be one.

[askteferi-blog]

((You requested the queen's prescence, you must deal with her.)) There is no dignity in television: Our characters are doing something potentially embarassing

((I shall handle…your face!))

Teferi stepped around the inricate clockwork device, ignoring the weighty gaze of Sharuum, the sphinx ruler of Esper.

"I appreciate your consultation, Sir Teferi. As a master of time magic, I supposed you would be the best choice to discover the nature of this gift."

"Mhm." Teferi mummbled offhandedly. If the queen was offended, she did not show it. Teferi worked the cogs of the dias-like machine. It had been delivered to the hegemon’s chamber a few days ago as an annonymous gift. It had been thoroughly examined before being delivered to the queen, but no one could detect anyhting dangerous about the mechanisim, or indeed discern anything about its functions other than it appeared to operate on time magic. So naturally the called him.

Teferi began undoing the intracate puzzle built into the device with all his focus. It required a time mage’s appreciation of dimmensions to solve and Teferi appreciated the fine quality of the work. Still, there was a time mage, and then there was Teferi.

The mechanical gears snapped into place as the devices innerworkings were set to their correct place.

"Hah!" Teferi called out in triumph, at the same moment as a surge of energy exploded out from the device, forming a bubble of energy that filled the throne room.

Of course, the perfect trap for an Esperite is a puzzle…also apparently the perfect trap for me…dammit.

Teferi recognized the corrosive force of a time-bubble as it worked to return them to oblivion. Even as he felt his body stretching unaturally under the warping force of the spell he was working against it, turning the wheel in the opposite direction, forcing the spell to expend itself to compensate.

The device exploded from the feedback of the clashing spells, leaving Teferi coughing on the floor.

His body felt wrong, and fell the first few times he tried to rise. he finally managed to sit up as the smoke cleared and cursed vehemently when he saw himself.

"…so we’ve become children…"

"Teferi…" 

Teferi turned to look at Sharuum.

"if you say anything, time mage, you die."

Teferi mustered all of his impressive willpower…no use, he burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" 

Sharuum roared ferociously at him…or at least that was the intent.

"Meew!" was what actually resulted.

"You’re so cute!"

"That’s it fool, you die now! Fix this so I can kill you!" 

[askthehegemon]

I have yet to kill the man, but I am pleased to say I am my proper self now.

[askthehegemon]

I'm Interested...

In whatever this TMI Tuesday is.

[askthehegemon]

//One of my blogs recommended for another one. XD  BUT HEY MY JACE IS RECOMMENDED TO OTHER ASK BLOGS

[askthehegemon]

"It has been far too long, my dears. Tell your queen, how have you been?"

[mtgloveisblind]

MTG LOVE IS BLIND OFFICIAL PULL NUMBER THREE!!!

1.) Minyx and Poison

2.) Gynter and Sharuum

3.) Lothlia and Moira

4.) Namie and Nissa

5.) Cevraya and Finn

6.) Ann and Ateri

7.) Laneetra and Zyrik

8.) Vraska and Greta

9.)  Chandra and Melek

10.) Sigarda and Jace

11.) Swagtusk and Eisenhorn

12.) Lady Videns and Nethem

13.) Sarkhan and Thalia

14.) Urabrask and Gwafa

15.) Jarad and Arachne

[askguttersnipe]

I ended up dating… a sphix?… fuck. Those things are huge. And most of them are snobby assholes… What can I say? This isn’t my luckiest day.

[askthehegemon]

"I apologize if I am not what you were expecting." She inclines her head in a shallow bow, "But perhaps you could tolerate my arrogance for only one night?"

[askthehegemon]

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"We thank you, Hegemon," they said in unison. "Our services will be available whenever your will commands..."

Sharuum nodded lightly, her expression grave. "Never take for granted what you have been given. And we will never have a problem."

[askthehegemon]

How do bees get to school? By school buzz. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they have honeycombs. Where do bees go to get gas? At the BeeP station. Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because she had hives. I am bees.

"Your riddles do not amuse me."

[askthehegemon]

Would you like a bagel?

"Only if iron fortified and served with a metal schemer that would make any transmuter jealous."

[askthehegemon]

"There is a shift in the wind, beyond the control of the mages of this world. I do wonder what it means."

[askthehegemon]

"Greetings, Hegemon. We are here to serve, to be eyes, ears and voice for your will."

The sphinx eyed the trio oddly, tilting her head in thought. A troubled look crossed her brow, but the elder sphinx resigned with a sigh. "Perhaps it would be best to have some who can go where I cannot..."

[askthehegemon]

'My Queen,' she said with an elegant bow, 'what a pleasure to see you.'

She returned the bow with a nod of her head, readjusting her posture to see her visitor better. "The pleasure is all mine, my child. To what do I owe the pleasure?"