What do you MEAN you didnt know both tea and coffee contain caffeine 💀😭🙏
LOOK, I KNEW THEY BOTH CONTAINED CAFFEINE, ALRIGHT?!? I USED TO BE A COFFEE PERSON—BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT SENT ME TO SLEEP!!! I WOULD LITERALLY DRINK COFFEE BEFORE BEDTIME BECAUSE IT KNOCKED ME OUT INSTANTLY, EVEN WHILE I WAS STRUGGLING TO GET MORE THAN AN HOUR OF SLEEP PER NIGHT!!! MY INSOMNIA DIDN'T STAND A FUCKING CHANCEEE
Like, my girlfriend knew to never give me coffee when I was supposed to be awake, because if I drank that shit you would find me passed out on the couch the next minute. It was bizarre. My coworkers would chug coffee to stay awake and I was the fucker that couldn't drink it or I'd be dozing off in front of my boss. Which is not a good look. But whatever pfftt













