Dysfunctional at Best

Hey, ask us anything you want, but be prepared for what we're going to give as an answer!

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Is this blog still up?

not really :’I

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[ How do you feel about other people using your icons? I love your blog btw ^.^ ]

go ahead! they're just crops of the manga haha

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Envy, have you ever tried to bypass Greed's "doesn't fight women" thing by turning into a woman?

Envy: No? If I wanted to fight Greed I'd fight him myself. 

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Hey, Greed, why do you have an aversion to fighting women? What's so different about it from fighting men? It's never made much sense to me.

Greed: Ah, well I used to think girls weren't all that strong to be honest.

I have since been proven very, very wrong.

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psa

if you want to send in like 5 questions at once thats A-okay but dont get huffy if they aren't answered quickly because i have other stuff going on (college/work/personal art)

so oftentimes they probably wont be answered anywhere close to right away! and thats the way it is

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hey envy, do you have nipples or do you never bother to include them in your usual form?

Envy: God you all ask the weirdest questions.

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so greed, since you share a body with ling, have you had to watch him do private stuff, like use the bathroom?

Greed: Well, yeah.

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To you all,do you have a crush or preference to a gender? And have you read the fanfiction of all of you,particularly Greed and Envy

Pride: Homunculi are not meant to form emotional attachments so the to this would be technically be a no.

Lust: However, some of us seem to manage to bypass that, hmm Wrath?

Wrath:

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Do you guys like being a Homunculus?

Envy: Well duh. What kinda dumb question is that?

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Hey, Greed, what's with the whole "don't harm women/children" thing? I mean, you're a Homunculus; it doesn't seem very evil to me.

Greed: You're kind of sounding like you want me to hurt women and children. What's up with that?

And whoever said I was evil? I'm a bonafide straight-up good guy now, remember?

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((that game looks kind of fun, actually.))

it does! i like those ones that have all the extra endings and things with the characters, it makes me wish i was better at games haha //

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((where did you find that pic of izumi?))

(i seriously have no idea, i uploaded/got it several years ago OTL but i did i quick google search and apparently it's from an fma game??

http://www.fullmetal-alchemist.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t11913-50.html )

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((Teacher’s finally found herself a new set of brothers to pound.

Poor saps.))

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What are all of your favorite foods?

Pride: Well, since we aren't human, we don't have a need to eat. However, I've come to enjoy the food my human mother makes.

Lust: I haven't eaten anything worthwhile in decades so I'll have to pass. And you should know Gluttony's answer.

Envy: Well, mine's steak.

Greed: Beer.

Sloth: I don't.... eat...

Wrath: Smoked roast and potatoes.

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i don't think envy would be able to ride a horse anyway; he weighs like 500 tons. that horse would be dead.

Envy: Plus there's the fact that regular animals won't go anywhere near me, but what does that matter? I can run faster on my own.

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Greed, you are immensely attractive, and have the best personality of all the homunculus ♥

Greed: Ayyyy, good call!