A Lonely Wretch Named Jervis Tetch!

Your most average and un-mad ask blog this side of Gotham's East End! NO BATS ALLOWED, please and thank you.

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If you could choose who would you want to be your first kiss

And besides, do you not think it is impolite to ask such questions...? One's love life is meant to be private!

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Boy kisser boy kisser boy kisser boy kisser boy kisser boy kisser

// She wishes.

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Maybe Jon is very busy but really wants cake

And wants to see you

I- oh, my fur and whiskers- y-you're certainly forward today! Shouldn't you be- focusing on your research, dear professor?? // Local idiot fool takes 12 years to draw anythign

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Can you make Jon something sweet, like a cake, please

Really, dear, this is no way to behave. Asking for a cake through Tumblr of all things is unnecessarily indirect, even for you.

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jervis do it fart ? answer ASAP

// This is mainly just to have something to post while i work on an ask that requires Waylon and he is hard to draw, but Also. i just found it Really Really Funny

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Jervis, im hungry, could you make me something to eat?

I'm far more of a baker than a cook, given how many desserts are needed for a successful tea party - but I'd be happy to try making you something! Once you use your manners, of course.

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Heyo jervis, what's your favorite type of tea?

Such a complex issue... Though, why hold yourself to just one! Variety is the spice of life after all - it's perfectly natural to have multiple favorites!

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GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!! Lovely to see you all!! Is what I would say, if I could peek through the screen at the oh-so-lovely people reading this at present! I, the Mad Hatter - otherwise known as Jervis Tetch, as well as various other monikers unceremoniously bestowed upon me by the Gotham Gazette and Arkham staff - have decided to begin a QnA of sorts! I wish I could claim it as some sort of attempt at getting the public on my side again, a heartfelt attempt at being understood, but in truth I am merely very bored. So don't hesitate to send through any questions you may have!! Pretty, pretty please!