"Tis' I...The Jester!"

☆ Blog run by @kmad4life

[askthejestertime]

"hehehe! Welcome to my humble tent, Dearest Audience!"

Blog run by @kmad4life

RULES :

1. no nfsw, fetish, pedo, and other weird shit, YOU ASSHOLES

2. No spamming

"CHARACTER"

(Mod / Ooc)

[askthejestertime]

jester two time… I’m sorry for biting you :( I just wanted a bite ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

"It's alright, miss! It's not like I was gonna die and not respawn in my....1 2 3 4- Seventh life after all!"

"...seventh?....did I really?-"

"HAHA! Nevermind that....so! How did it taste? Lemon? Sparkles?"

[askthejestertime]

“Hello jester version of two time!”

"Hehee! Hello! :3"

"You're the past version of my Azureasaur are you?"

*they inspect(er. Hehe get it 🥀) the man closely*

"Nice hat! Hehe!"

[askthejestertime]

what if I just… took a loving bite out of you. It’s not like I’ve Bit other people. *bites two time*

"Hehe...taking a bite out of people who reside in the castle is strictly prohibi-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[askthejestertime]

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

[totallytwotime]

“I see…”

They offer a small bow to the jester.

“Oh, how wonderous! Another one of us! The Spawn will be pleased.”

Hey Nightshade Two Time you’re not meant to be here rn gng shoo.

[askthejestertime]

*they look at the other fellow two time*

"And WHO might youuu be? Heheh....UH...."

"Why is thy missing a chunk of their face?"

[totallytwotime]

“The Spawn has punished me for straying, is all, as love and guilt are just a distraction from the almighty.”

Base Two Time nods in agreement.

[askthejestertime]

"...uh."

"....mhm...."

*pulls out a watering can and waters the nightshade (two time)*

"You're looking a little dry there, my fellow kin!"

(They're trying their best to lighten the mood 😔🙏 - mod)

[totallytwotime]

They gently push the watering can away.

“Don’t. I am perfectly fine.”

The flower lies through their teeth.

[askthejestertime]

"nuh uh, must I tell you I am perfect at reading faces and spotting lies?"

*they bring the watering can back.*

"and you are certainly not fine, my other self! Infact...both of you aren't!"

[totallytwotime]

“…Why is one being brought into this..?”

“Because you need the guidance of the Spawn! You clearly haven’t surrendered yourself completely to its embrace..!”

“…I know.”

Nightshade Two Time turns back to the Jester.

“If thy attempts to pour water on me again I will have another offering for the Spawn.”

“I do not believe threatening our other self is what the almighty would want…”

[askthejestertime]

"But thy is part plant! 🥹"

"Plants need proper care to thrive properly :D"

"So thy needs proper care! Just how I treat Azureasaur!"

[askthejestertime]

… what if I turned you into a… lemon. :p yummy lemon

"hehe wait-...E-EXCUSE ME?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"A LEMON IS PREPOSTEROUS! SO UNDIGNIFIED!"

"M-May I ask of thee to p-pick another fruit...?"

(Mod : They actually got turned into a lemon once and nearly got eaten by Azureasaur (Their pet Demogorgon/Golem Azure) so they have been scared of lemons ever since lmao)

[askthejestertime]

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

[totallytwotime]

“I see…”

They offer a small bow to the jester.

“Oh, how wonderous! Another one of us! The Spawn will be pleased.”

Hey Nightshade Two Time you’re not meant to be here rn gng shoo.

[askthejestertime]

*they look at the other fellow two time*

"And WHO might youuu be? Heheh....UH...."

"Why is thy missing a chunk of their face?"

[totallytwotime]

“The Spawn has punished me for straying, is all, as love and guilt are just a distraction from the almighty.”

Base Two Time nods in agreement.

[askthejestertime]

"...uh."

"....mhm...."

*pulls out a watering can and waters the nightshade (two time)*

"You're looking a little dry there, my fellow kin!"

(They're trying their best to lighten the mood 😔🙏 - mod)

[totallytwotime]

They gently push the watering can away.

“Don’t. I am perfectly fine.”

The flower lies through their teeth.

[askthejestertime]

"nuh uh, must I tell you I am perfect at reading faces and spotting lies?"

*they bring the watering can back.*

"and you are certainly not fine, my other self! Infact...both of you aren't!"

[askthejestertime]

how r ur siblings? —月/tsuki oc rp blog

"Ah...my siblings? They're doing pretty well at the moment!...heh"

"Prince is always doing his best"

"Hehe...and Princess keeps pampering her wife~!"

"I'm pretty lucky to have them..."

[askthejestertime]

you remind me of a certain someone…

-月/tsuki

(Sonion I cant make it play the fucking START GGRGRGEGEGRRR) - mod

"Rate my perfect Impression then, will thy? Hehe~!"

"..a-ahem."

"...WELCOME FOLKS! READY FOR SOME GIGGLES?"

"A tiiiny droplet of deceit, can bring down a mighty empire."

"SO! how is thy performance~? Is it...a TEN? a FIFTY? hehe!"

"Now about that first guy....I cannot see and know what that creature is...I do not even know if it even speaks, hm!"

[askthejestertime]

hello! :3 — 月/tsuki (oc forsaken rp Blog— u can find out more on my pinned page on @tsuk1-m00nl4dy)

"HMMMMM? A new face!? Oh how peculiar! Hello hehehehehe!"

[askthejestertime]

heyyy uh jester time what do I do if there’s a giant purple person chasing me and hurling nightshade’s at me. The nightshade’s are yummy but they won’t leave me alone 💔

"hehee! It depends who~! Is it Azureasaur?"

"If it IS Azureasaur...heh...all you have to do is to feed them any cheese! It's how a tamed him heheee! :3"

"Negative points if its blue cheese or moldy cheese, He will not hesitate to smite you off the planet!"

[askthejestertime]

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

[totallytwotime]

“I see…”

They offer a small bow to the jester.

“Oh, how wonderous! Another one of us! The Spawn will be pleased.”

Hey Nightshade Two Time you’re not meant to be here rn gng shoo.

[askthejestertime]

*they look at the other fellow two time*

"And WHO might youuu be? Heheh....UH...."

"Why is thy missing a chunk of their face?"

[totallytwotime]

“The Spawn has punished me for straying, is all, as love and guilt are just a distraction from the almighty.”

Base Two Time nods in agreement.

[askthejestertime]

"...uh."

"....mhm...."

*pulls out a watering can and waters the nightshade (two time)*

"You're looking a little dry there, my fellow kin!"

(They're trying their best to lighten the mood 😔🙏 - mod)

[kmad4life]

announcement 😔

hi guys mod here

Unfortunately starting right now until god knows when, my roleplays will or might be dry as FUCK.

The reason? My mental health isn't giving me any mercy and so is school so I might have a hard time replying to your asks (mostly azurexitrappedyaoi cus they're the only person in my askbox 😭) but anyways, I'm very sorry about this and if my mental health gives me some happiness I WILL improve my responses :3 - Sincerely, THE BEST MOD OF ALL TIME : Kmad.

[askthejestertime]

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

[totallytwotime]

“I see…”

They offer a small bow to the jester.

“Oh, how wonderous! Another one of us! The Spawn will be pleased.”

Hey Nightshade Two Time you’re not meant to be here rn gng shoo.

[askthejestertime]

*they look at the other fellow two time*

"And WHO might youuu be? Heheh....UH...."

"Why is thy missing a chunk of their face?"

[askthejestertime]

“Hello…You are a…skin, correct?”

They offer a small wave.

@totallytwotime

"...Ah! Hello my core self! Hehee!"

*they do an exaggerated wave*

"Heh...I am not JUST a skin, I am your other self! Hehe!"

[heyguys-itsazure]

"Hehee!"

"HELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLO! O, dear friend who now has tentacles on their back!

, @askthejestertime

*𝙷𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚜, 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍.*

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝚄-.

𝙾𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝙾𝙳 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄.

𝙳-𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝. 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗.

*𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. 𝙷𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕..*

𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖, 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝...

@askthejestertime

(holy shit you weren’t lying my inbox😭😭😭)

[askthejestertime]

"I'll try to follow! Heh...but I don't keep promises~!

"How is thy?"

(I NEVER LIE

)

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"BARK BARK GRRRR BARK GRRR ARF ARF ARF GRRRRR BARK" - @asktheoctopusazure

[this is good enough right]

[asktheoctopusazure]

*whimpers and skeddadles into a corner*

":("

(How dare you, you made him sad)

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-"

[He still has the raid, terrified.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

*turns into regular form*

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A DEMIGORGON FROM STRANGER THINGS NOW!?"

[He is now shaking the raid bottle 0.2 seconds away from spraying it again.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

"BLAME THE FUCKIN SPECTRE!"

"I'm just a 10ft tall lil guy..."

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN LITTLE!?"

[Insert aggressive raid spraying noises.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

"STOP SPRAYING ME WITH RAID!"

"I'M NOT A DEMIGORGON ANYMORE...yet"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"I DON'T TRUST YOU!!"

>:<

[asktheprinceofthespawnz]

"You may stop now, Azurewrath."

"Come on now demogorgon. I'll take you back to Jester."

"Arf! :D"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

[Tosses raid spray at bro then walks away.]

"Whoop-"

[askthejestertime]

"N-NO, AZUREASAUR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU D:"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"The power of raid."

:7

[askthejestertime]

"I shall spam AM at you."

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING."