*barks in demogorgon*

☆ blog run by @kmad4life

[asktheoctopusazure]

RULES :

1 no nfsw, fetish, pedo, and other weird shit, YOU ASSHOLES

2 No spamming

Blog run by @kmad4life

"Character"

(Mod / ooc)

"Regular Azure"

[asktheoctopusazure]

are you a cannibal

"no sonny boi."

"I mean- bwork....BARKBARKBARK"

(No....NOT YET THO HAHAAHAHAHAHA-)

[kmad4life]

announcement 😔

hi guys mod here

Unfortunately starting right now until god knows when, my roleplays will or might be dry as FUCK.

The reason? My mental health isn't giving me any mercy and so is school so I might have a hard time replying to your asks (mostly azurexitrappedyaoi cus they're the only person in my askbox 😭) but anyways, I'm very sorry about this and if my mental health gives me some happiness I WILL improve my responses :3 - Sincerely, THE BEST MOD OF ALL TIME : Kmad.

[asktheoctopusazure]

Gives him a cheese like a friendly dog

"arf! :3"

*eats the damned cheese and runs around you*

[asktheoctopusazure]

"awww good boi :3!

Youre getting cheese later!"

"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!" :3

(YAY! 50x)

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"Azzie! Azzie! Look!"

"What i found!"

"he don't bite >:3"

(@asktheoctopusazure come and get this guy /j)

[Pulls out the raid bug spray.]

"We are not doing this again today."

[asktheoctopusazure]

"Arf! :3"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"OH MY GOD-" [Bro is fucking terrified.]

"Wait, grilled cheese right-"

"fuh-"

[asktheoctopusazure]

"Arf 🥹"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"Azzie! Azzie! Look!"

"What i found!"

"he don't bite >:3"

(@asktheoctopusazure come and get this guy /j)

[Pulls out the raid bug spray.]

"We are not doing this again today."

[asktheoctopusazure]

"Arf! :3"

[asktheoctopusazure]

":("

[asktheoctopusazure]

Bad Demogorgon your not getting cheese >:(

"HOW DARE YOU, YOUR FAMILY WILL BE MY NEXT MEAL"

"I MEAN- ....bark?"

[asktheoctopusazure]

hello, im tired anon (ta for short) its nice to meet you

Uhhh basic ass question but howve you been.

sorry i dont really sleep so im kinda grumpy all the time (atleast thats what the others say...)

-tired anon

(Don't worry bruh, I'm also a sleep lacker 🥲)

"Bork! :3"

(I've been doing well, Jester takes care of me alot! :D)

[asktheoctopusazure]

Awww doggo

"BARKABRKABRKABRKBARKBARKBAKRGGRRRRRRRRRBARKBARKBARKBAKR"

[heyguys-itsazure]

*Fuckin barks at you*

"GRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GR ARF BARK BARK BARK"

@asktheoctopusazure

𝙾𝙷 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺 𝙾𝙵𝙵! 𝙶𝙾 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂!

@asktheoctopusazure

[asktheoctopusazure]

"I'm just chill man..."

"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRR BARK BARK BARK"

[asktheoctopusazure]

" Would you like some flowers to snack on? Or... little herbs? "

" I'm uncertain of what you eat. "

- @spoiledlily

"I EAT PEOPLE YOU FUCKING CULTIST"

"arf!"

("But Grilled cheese is an alternative :3")

[asktheoctopusazure]

Wh…

WHAT IN SPAWN’S NAME IS THAT WRETCHED CREATURE!?!-

They brandish their dagger towards the flower monster looking thing.

STAY BACK VILE BEAST!!

-Two Time

*It tilts their head at you*

":<?"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"BARK BARK GRRRR BARK GRRR ARF ARF ARF GRRRRR BARK" - @asktheoctopusazure

[this is good enough right]

[asktheoctopusazure]

*whimpers and skeddadles into a corner*

":("

(How dare you, you made him sad)

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-"

[He still has the raid, terrified.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

*turns into regular form*

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A DEMIGORGON FROM STRANGER THINGS NOW!?"

[He is now shaking the raid bottle 0.2 seconds away from spraying it again.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

"BLAME THE FUCKIN SPECTRE!"

"I'm just a 10ft tall lil guy..."

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN LITTLE!?"

[Insert aggressive raid spraying noises.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

"STOP SPRAYING ME WITH RAID!"

"I'M NOT A DEMIGORGON ANYMORE...yet"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"BARK BARK GRRRR BARK GRRR ARF ARF ARF GRRRRR BARK" - @asktheoctopusazure

[this is good enough right]

[asktheoctopusazure]

*whimpers and skeddadles into a corner*

":("

(How dare you, you made him sad)

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-"

[He still has the raid, terrified.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

*turns into regular form*

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A DEMIGORGON FROM STRANGER THINGS NOW!?"

[He is now shaking the raid bottle 0.2 seconds away from spraying it again.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

"BLAME THE FUCKIN SPECTRE!"

"I'm just a 10ft tall lil guy..."

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"BARK BARK GRRRR BARK GRRR ARF ARF ARF GRRRRR BARK" - @asktheoctopusazure

[this is good enough right]

[asktheoctopusazure]

*whimpers and skeddadles into a corner*

":("

(How dare you, you made him sad)

[ask-the-azure-xd]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-"

[He still has the raid, terrified.]

[asktheoctopusazure]

*turns into regular form*

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"