ASK AWAY. IT&#x27;S SOMETHING TO DO WHILE IM STUCK HERE

// It is now 5:30 AM I’m gonna go pass out in bed for real now

// Get some sleep fam

// I lovehate that my town has become fucking seagull city, I was driving home and saw the biggest feathery fuck fly towards me in high speed and I got so fucking scared I stood on the break. The other night I woke up by one of them screeching their heart out while standing just outside my window and just why what do you want from me

// THIS WASNT PLANNED I S2G BUT I JUST FOIND THIS WHILE GOING THROUGH MY BLOG FKN SEAGULLS

// and now you’re screeching into a pillow because if a seagull gif. Charachter development.

// Seagulls will be the end of me

// the gull of those avains.

// I lovehate that my town has become fucking seagull city, I was driving home and saw the biggest feathery fuck fly towards me in high speed and I got so fucking scared I stood on the break. The other night I woke up by one of them screeching their heart out while standing just outside my window and just why what do you want from me

// THIS WASNT PLANNED I S2G BUT I JUST FOIND THIS WHILE GOING THROUGH MY BLOG FKN SEAGULLS

// and now you’re screeching into a pillow because if a seagull gif. Charachter development.

// im screaming i was heading for bed and i look out the window and there are at least 30 seagulls outside my house this hasnt happened in years

// ITS NEAELY 5 IN THE MORNING IM WHEEZING AND CRYINF LAUGHING SO I WONT SCREAM IM GONNA WAKE MY BROTHER

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MABY TIMES THAT BIRD IN PARTICULAE HAS FUXKED MY DIAPHRAGM IT GETS ME EVEEYTIME

// I’M SO GLAD I COULD CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR INSANITY. HOLY CRAP THAT’S THE BEST RESPONSE TO A SHITPOST IVE GOTTEN JTSTJANGAMGSM

// I LAUGHINGH INTO MY PILLOW ND MY EYE WONT STOP TITCHING

// BREATHE DAMMIT, AND TELL YOUR EYE TO STOP DEVELOPING TITS INTO YOUR PILLOW

// im screaming i was heading for bed and i look out the window and there are at least 30 seagulls outside my house this hasnt happened in years

// ITS NEAELY 5 IN THE MORNING IM WHEEZING AND CRYINF LAUGHING SO I WONT SCREAM IM GONNA WAKE MY BROTHER

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MABY TIMES THAT BIRD IN PARTICULAE HAS FUXKED MY DIAPHRAGM IT GETS ME EVEEYTIME

// I’M SO GLAD I COULD CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR INSANITY. HOLY CRAP THAT’S THE BEST RESPONSE TO A SHITPOST IVE GOTTEN JTSTJANGAMGSM

// im screaming i was heading for bed and i look out the window and there are at least 30 seagulls outside my house this hasnt happened in years

Welcome to my life mun. Sleep is for the weak!

// FUCK SLEEP*slams face into desk*

// *remixes the slam and posts it on vine*

// *bodyslams the couch*

// i see you have dropped more than the beat, glorious.

// my sanity and dignity

// we dont need those here, this is tumblr.

Welcome to my life mun. Sleep is for the weak!

// FUCK SLEEP*slams face into desk*

// *remixes the slam and posts it on vine*

// *bodyslams the couch*

// i see you have dropped more than the beat, glorious.

Welcome to my life mun. Sleep is for the weak!

// FUCK SLEEP *slams face into desk*

// *remixes the slam and posts it on vine*

(Gives Karkat an orange lollipop) You deserve some candy, mcnubs

THANK YOU? ....THIS ISNT POISONED IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU POISONED IT I WILL HAUNT YOU.

STILL GOING TO EAT IT THOUGH.

Dorect

YES?

*gently places a snowball on Dave’s chest* I’M TOO LAZY TO THROW IT. -askthekarkles

AAAADHEKSHRBAKSG

FUCK. YOU. EGGBERT!

Who is everyone you consider a friend? List them by name and tag them so you know they're loved!

I do not have many 8ut quality over rules quantity.

@cutemoniic @the-queen-of-all-trolls @iron-immolate @meowderous @allcatsaregreyt @redthreshecutioner @askthekarkles @ironoverwine

Eight friends are all I need, really.

WELL SHIT.

REALLY?

All Vantases are a mist8ke.

crimsongarrote-blog

*MOST

SOME OF US ARE REDEEMABLE. NOT MANY, BUT A FEW.

The fact that you just made this post into a ‘’not all’ is self-evident as to why you all are.

NO, WE’RE A MISTAKE.

AN ABSOLUTE FUCK UP OF TROLL GENEOLOGY.

*throws a disgruntled Karkat into the inbox*

I don’t want him.

askthekarkles:

….THIS MAKES ME THINK SOMEONE SLIPPED SOPOR INTO MY BEDSIDE WATER.

COULD YOU…CLARIFY?

She was a girl and they were strange, mischevious omnipotent 8eings that cast magic over anonymity. Can I m8ke it anymore o8vious?

*he blinks sleepily*

....OKAY A MAGIC ANON, COOL IM GONNA TAKE A NAP.

*throws a disgruntled Karkat into the inbox*

I don’t want him.

WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?!

How would I know? I was too preoccupied 8eing a dog to acknowledge your arrival.