The King of the New World.

(Do note that I'll be trying to be as lore accurate as possible, and that means he's gonna be combative n rude sometimes. It's obv not personal!!)

[queen-muntjac]

Little King John owes me 42 dollars and 58 cents.

[askthelittlekingjohn]

Everybody keeps asking me to give them money, and they're going to be sorely disappointed to find out that I don't have a dime to my name. #next

[axrbg]

big things happening on rbg tumblr

[askthelittlekingjohn]

Once again I am being treated with disrespect over some old news. I didn't even do anything to this creature. People and primates alike just want a convenient enemy, and that role always falls on me...

[askthelittlekingjohn]

You are the best Little King John in the world 👀

[askthelittlekingjohn]

you smell bad

[askthelittlekingjohn]

Why did you steal my factory? That was not very nice.

I don't understand why you're still holding onto that. I have apologized countless times and have endured multiple nightmares from that day. It has been well over a decade since this transpired, and through the majority of that, the factory has been out of my hands and under the waters. I don't understand what you want from me. What can I possibly do to right this wrong and free my consciousness of this of this horrific blight

[the-happyman]

Little King John that costed me over $15M dollars out of my own pocket and I'm still reaping the debts to this day

[captain-bob-is-so-nice]

i could help!

[the-happyman]

Thank you, Bob. That would be very nice! :-)

[caterpillar-minister]

I'm extending you my help as well!!🤝 Anything to help a Galactic Hero out!! Also, Little King John may have changed, but he needs to learn that what he did was totally uncalled for. Then, he can imrpove.🐀🏭

That's right! Change is always possible!

[the-everlasting-miss-stone]

ˡᵐᶠᵃᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵖᵉʳᶦᵒᵈᵈᵈ ᵇʳᵒˢ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵈʳᵃᵍᵍᵉᵈᵈᵈᵈᵈᵈ -- I mean --

🥺 Indeed, brother speaks the truth. Without justice, change is meaningless. You have the full support of The Sanctuary by your side, Happyman. 💜

[askthelittlekingjohn]

... ᴼᶠ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ⁻⁻ FIRST OF ALL, this is an A - B conversation, and you are all cordially invited to "C" your way out of it. BYE!

SECOND, how many times do I have to say MONEY IS, AND NEVER HAS BEEN, AN OBJECT in any of my kingdoms. You are speaking NONSENSE. I allowed you build that factory out of my own good will.

I am sorry for taking over the factory. I am truly sorry. I was a rotten, miserable king who endlessly sought control and felt entitlement at every whim. If I could give it back, I would! If you want a plot on my new kingdom for a new factory, be my guest. I am more than willing to compensate. But I won't sit back and let you spread a completely fabricated narrative on a long since FINISHED ordeal. #andthatsthat

[askthelittlekingjohn]

Why did you steal my factory? That was not very nice.

I don't understand why you're still holding onto that. I have apologized countless times and have endured multiple nightmares from that day. It has been well over a decade since this transpired, and through the majority of that, the factory has been out of my hands and under the waters. I don't understand what you want from me. What can I possibly do to right this wrong and free my consciousness of this of this horrific blight

[the-happyman]

Little King John that costed me over $15M dollars out of my own pocket and I'm still reaping the debts to this day

[askthelittlekingjohn]

That's a LIE and a half if I've ever seen one. I, out of the goodness of my heart, GAVE you the opportunity to build that factory on that land. I graciously lent you that land in exchange for a little bit of labor. I simply reclaimed what I was entitled to. And now it has long since been waterlogged beyond repair, so either way NOBODY gets it.

As much as it wounds me, I can't say I'm surprised you would come out of the woodworks to try and smear me after all these years. LET. IT. GO. MOVE ON!

[askthelittlekingjohn]

Why did you steal my factory? That was not very nice.

I don't understand why you're still holding onto that. I have apologized countless times and have endured multiple nightmares from that day. It has been well over a decade since this transpired, and through the majority of that, the factory has been out of my hands and under the waters. I don't understand what you want from me. What can I possibly do to right this wrong and free my consciousness of this of this horrific blight

[askthelittlekingjohn]

// forgot to enable asks on this blog lawlz.....

[the-real-save-point]

we've had this image in our head for like over a week and we finally made it real.....

[askthelittlekingjohn]

You all will be hearing from my legal team. #LetSleepingDogsLie

[askthelittlekingjohn]

To the trolls that voted NO: Leave my page at once. I will not be disrespected on my OWN PAGE. I will not be doing any more polls for the foreseeable future. #You'reDone

[askthelittlekingjohn]

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