Ask The Nerds

Hey! Welcome to the Nerd Zone. Have you ever just been sitting around and said to yourself, "Gee golly gosh fellas, I wanna ask Craig, Tweek AND/OR Kenny (even their friends too) some sort of insightful and meaningful questions about farts!"  Well now you're in luck! The kids from South Park are open for asks and are ready for you, yes you! To come ask them your fart questions!

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((Mod Announcement!))

((Hey guys! We created a second ask blog that focuses on Craig and Kenny as college roommates starting their freshman year.  Tweek and Craig are dating, Butters is pining hardcore, and Kenny is a devious bab and we love him. 

We will still be updating this blog, don’t worry! This is more of an art-based ask blog for Craig, Kenny, and Tweek while they navigate high school, while the other one is going to be multimedia, college, and nsfw friendly~ 

Give us a follow over there if you’re interested! It’s been wild so far lmao))

Ask StarBoy and Princess

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Clyde:  Holy shit!!! An ASK!

Clyde:  U-um...Thank you for your concern, kind citizen?

Craig:  It’s really none of their business what you eat, dude. Also, are you dying, or are the tacos...?

Clyde:  Yeah, I know.  But I mean, if someone is going to take the time to go and tell me about my taco consumption, then I should at least answer?

Craig:  ...I guess?

Craig:  I mean, you’re on the football team and you work out constantly.  So I think a taco or tw-

Clyde:  -twenty.

Craig: ...

Craig: ...or twenty every now and then isn’t the end of the world.

Clyde: Yeah! I don’t often splurge anymore, but when I do, I like to live. I go hard.

Craig:  Ask the Taco Bell down the street. 

Clyde:  Haaaa shut up~

Clyde:  But uh...how did you know I was eating tacos, dude?

Craig:  Probably the government.

Clyde:  Oh Tweek! I didn’t realize that you grew a solid foot, starting wearing the same hat every day forever, and have permanent sinus congestion.

Craig:  ....Shut up, Clyde.

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Kenny: I sent this to Craig, but he’s busy hanging out with Clyde so I don’t think he’s seen it yet.

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“You are valuable because you exist. Not because of what you do or what you have done - but simply because you are.”

— Max Lucado (via naturaekos)

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not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least

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Kenny: Accurate.

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rb if this is u

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Kenny: oof. Me.

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Clyde is available for asks!

Craig: Hey. So. Clyde decided that we hadn’t been hanging out enough.

Clyde: Craig. Craigory. My Craiggo. We haven’t.

Craig: Dude, I see you every day.

Clyde: Yeah, at school.  That doesn’t count.  At all. 

Craig: ...Uh huh.

Clyde: It doesn’t! It’s an institution of mental torture! How can our epic bromance grow and flourish in a place designed for learning?

Craig: .....

Craig: Okay, that’s fair.

Craig: That being said, he’s staying over at my house tonight.  We’re watching John Mulaney on Netflix...

Clyde: He’s my favorite.  Ever.  The actual best.

Craig: Ouch, dude.

Clyde: Only second to Token. 

Craig: ....That’s also completely fair.

Clyde: Ask me some stuff!!! I’m an open book!

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I was experimenting with my style and out popped a sloppy Kenneth  

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Kenny: Do you ever have one of those moments when you feel replaceable? Like if you disappeared maybe no one would notice?

Kenny: I have those thought a lot. And mostly, it’s from actually being replaced I think.

Kenny: Heh.

Kenny: But... you know, no matter how much we feel like that, we can’t let those dark thoughts take away the joy we feel in life.

Kenny: I’ve noticed a lot of people on Tumblr struggle with depression and I just wanted you all to know you aren’t alone.

Kenny: I struggle too, yanno? There’s a lot about me no one knows and honestly, I’m sure you feel that way too.

Kenny: So... next time those thoughts come knocking at your door, think of me okay? I’ll always be here. With my asks open, ready to talk.

Kenny: I won’t leave if you don’t.

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Kenny: Hey look, it’s my favorite number.

Craig: Of course it is. ((THANK YOU!! I never thought we’d even get past five followers, so I’m so proud right now.))

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Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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Not anons, but OK you can still do anon

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Kenny: I wouldn’t say I’m bored, but I wouldn’t mind having something more to do besides staring at my ceiling.

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Tweek: Oh, j-jesus! Don’t s-say things like that!

Tweek: D-don’t pull t-that Creepy Pasta shit on me, man!

Tweek: T-there’s no one up h-here but me.

Tweek: *Nervously glances around* No o-ones behind m-me...right?

[ Noise from the Stairs ]

Kenny: Nooooo I don’t wanna go! It’s dark up there! I hATE tHE DARk!

Craig: Oh well.

Kenny: Craig, let me go. The attic is spoopy as fuck, dude.

Craig: Tweek’s up there. If he can handle it, so can you.

Kenny:  *quiet whining*

Craig: Tweek, what are you doing up here? We’ve been waiting downstairs for like, half an hour.

Tweek: A-ah! Shit guys, sorry. I’m c-coming!

Tweek: *Grabs what he came for*

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((Pardon the non-character post but we just wanted to announce that our Patreon was live~))

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Kenny: Of course I’m friends with Buttercup! He’s currently obsessed with musicals, I think the latest one is “Be More Chill”?

Tweek: H-he’s a nice guy, er... mostly.

Craig: Yeah, sometimes he can be a dick.

Kenny: Ya’ll just don’t know him like I do.

Craig: Yeah, because you guys went to Hawai’i together.

Kenny: Uh, yeah? Like, in fourth grade.

Tweek: D-did it improve your s-sex life?

Kenny: OHMYGOD. Don’t use home ec against me, you two idiots were fighting in shop class while I learned how to bake.

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Kenny: Hey guys! It’s Pride month and I’m currently celebrating by being super pink.

Kenny: You may be asking yourself, “self, what does pink have to do with pride month?”

Kenny: Well, I’m Pan sexual. Which means I’m an equal opportunist! So.. the colors of the pan flag are pink, yellow, and blue! I wanted to show my support by rocking the pink~

Kenny: I hope ya’ll are out there celebrating as much as we are here in South Park!

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Craig: Between just you and me... that last ask um...embarrassed me?

Craig: Kinda caught me off guard.

Craig: Put me on the spot?

Craig: Honestly I try not to think much about it, it’s all really confusing.

Craig: How.. I feel, I mean.

(( The artist that runs this blog has just discovered how to animate and they’re very excited. ))

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Craig: Sorry we haven’t been around much, we were gearing up for our yearly game of Stick of Truth.

Kenny: We all play every Summer!

Craig: To answer your first question, we’re fifteen.

Kenny: We’re about to be sophomores~

Craig: *Pauses as he reads the second question*

Kenny: What’s it say?

Craig: Uh.. nothing.

Kenny: Really? Are you sure?

Craig: Yes.

Tweek: *Shouting from the other room* T-THAT’S HIS LYING VOICE!

Kenny: Oh - hoooo?

Craig: Shut up, Tweek.