I found this drawing of Craig on pinterest and I wanted to do this, Credits to Extraballz or I don't know who made this drawing
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I found this drawing of Craig on pinterest and I wanted to do this, Credits to Extraballz or I don't know who made this drawing
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Clyde: I’m not too sure about whatever happened between Kenny and Butters at the party, but I do have a short video in which Craig turned from his usual giraffe self into a majestic gazelle.
Clyde: ...Or maybe a cheetah made entirely of limbs.
Clyde: Whatever. Roll that beautiful bean footage!
Clyde: You look awful grumpy there, Sakura-chan.
Tweek: Oh, you mean because some assholes d-decided to leave my blackout drunk friend alone at a frat party? Or that some other fuckhead got my boyfriend drunk off his ass, and now I have to wrangle two idiots back to their dormroom?
Clyde: Hmm....nah, I don’t think that’s it.
Tweek: I swear to fucking-
Craig: MOVE, I’M GAY!!!
Clyde: Dude....was that Craig carrying Kenny?
Tweek: OhmyGod, Craig he’s gonna puke!
Clyde: Wh-
Tweek: NOT THE PUNCHBOWL, JESUSCHRIST!!!!!
Hey Clyde, hypothetically speaking, if Dee turned out to be a girl... what would you think of them?
“If Dee turned out to be a chick? Like this whole time or like tranny-style? Cause I’ve seen that kid flip dudes over his shoulder like it was no big deal, and if he’s a she, that’s terrifying.”
“Then again, that kid can run, and girls who run have the perkiest asses in school. I might have to check that next Friday during gym...”
Will Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Bebe, and Cartman eventually be added?
[If you all would like them to! The people asking are the people who are in the story atm. But I would like to add them if you all would like]
Clyde: Holy shit!!! An ASK!
Clyde: U-um...Thank you for your concern, kind citizen?
Craig: It’s really none of their business what you eat, dude. Also, are you dying, or are the tacos...?
Clyde: Yeah, I know. But I mean, if someone is going to take the time to go and tell me about my taco consumption, then I should at least answer?
Craig: ...I guess?
Craig: I mean, you’re on the football team and you work out constantly. So I think a taco or tw-
Clyde: -twenty.
Craig: ...
Craig: ...or twenty every now and then isn’t the end of the world.
Clyde: Yeah! I don’t often splurge anymore, but when I do, I like to live. I go hard.
Craig: Ask the Taco Bell down the street.
Clyde: Haaaa shut up~
Clyde: But uh...how did you know I was eating tacos, dude?
Craig: Probably the government.
Clyde: Oh Tweek! I didn’t realize that you grew a solid foot, starting wearing the same hat every day forever, and have permanent sinus congestion.
Craig: ....Shut up, Clyde.
Clyde: thank uuuu~ :3
Clyde is now available for asks!!
Token: R u okay
[ All of the South Park kids are open for questions ]
Clyde, my big bear, please may I ask you 19, 38 and 77 if that isn't too greedy of me? 🥺🐻🍯
Yer never too greedy, darlin’. Don’t you worry.
Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
In the bath, if I can find a tub I fit in.
Best sexual complement you ever got:
I’ve... well, I’ve heard from more than one partner that I’ve got the biggest cock they’ve ever seen. Don’t know if that’s true or not, but it sure feels good to hear.
Which wet dream was your favorite?
I had ya tucked underneath the bar while I was working at Duck Tape, and you were sucking my cock so damn pretty. Made my hands shake while I was tryin’ to pour drinks.