Old Man Logan

My old age won't stop my claws from cutting your throat.

[asktheoldman]

Are you technically a cyborg?

No.

[asktheoldman]

You said; protects gabby noises

What are you trynna say, bub?

[asktheoldman]

I’d say I don’t want you to die, but let’s be real- you’re an X-Man. You’ll be back.

Long time since I was one of the X-Men

[asktheoldman]

Wait you’re DYING?

My adamantium bones are poisoning me, I've started aging and my healing factor is slowly fading. I'm dying.

[askx23]

So you've never met Cyber?

No, I don’t think so.

[victor-creed-talks]

You won’t. He’s dead. Heavy metal poisoning from having Adamantium arms.

[askx23]

Aww that’ll be me some day

[victor-creed-talks]

You have a few hundred years in front of you.

[askx23]

That’s true. I’m not planning on dying anytime soon.

[victor-creed-talks]

Good and I’m still planning on outliving you all.

[askx23]

We’ll see about that.

[asktheoldman]

I don’t have too long, Laura.

[askx23]

Adamantine is what Hercules' club is made of

well. You learn something everyday.

[victor-creed-talks]

What the hell is that?!

[askx23]

That guy? That’s a meme.

[asktheoldman]

Things were different back in my day.

[askx23]

Kill the rich!

When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they’ll eat the rich.

Also… I’m willing to be a human guillotine.

[ask-quentin-quire]

Definitely the best Wolverine.

[askx23]

I do my best 😌

[asktheoldman]

Hmmmmm

[asktheoldman]

I heard you were once a trapper, is that true?

What?

[asktheoldman]

How do you feel about Spider-man? If I remember correctly you team up a lot.

Hmm, that was a long time ago, bub.

[asktheoldman]

How do you feel about Stark?

Iron Man? No opinion.

[asktheoldman]

A bit

a lot.

[asktheoldman]

Logan! What questions should I ask someone I want to rent a room from?

Insurance and safety.

[asktheoldman]

Aren't you dead?

Do I look dead to you?

[asktheoldman]

Why'd you shave your wings?

Called style, bub.

[asktheoldman]

What's your blade length?

18 inches.

[asktheoldman]

Loli refers to the Japanese discourse or media pertaining to the attraction of young looking cute girls that blend slightly erotic characteristics to form this intriguing sub culture. Hentai porn depicting prepubescent girls. Sometimes extended (erroneously) to adolescent subjects. Basically it’s a type of p*rn. I’d get them introduced to adamantium.

You mean someone called Gabby a sexually attractive minor? Who the fuck do I need to kill?

[ask-gabbykinney]

Look a loli!!a

say anything like this again and you’ll discover what 8 inches of bone through your skull feels like :)

[asktheoldman]

What is a loli?

[ask-gabbykinney]

Uh… don’t worry about it Grampverine.

[asktheoldman]

I’m going to ask Laura.