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[victor-creed-talks]

Aren't you dead?

A lot of people want me to be.

[askx23]

So you've never met Cyber?

No, I don’t think so.

[victor-creed-talks]

You won't. He's dead. Heavy metal poisoning from having Adamantium arms.

[askx23]

Aww that’ll be me some day

[victor-creed-talks]

You have a few hundred years in front of you.

[askx23]

That’s true. I’m not planning on dying anytime soon.

[victor-creed-talks]

Good and I'm still planning on outliving you all.

[askx23]

So you've never met Cyber?

No, I don’t think so.

[victor-creed-talks]

You won't. He's dead. Heavy metal poisoning from having Adamantium arms.

[askx23]

Aww that’ll be me some day

[victor-creed-talks]

You have a few hundred years in front of you.

[askx23]

So you've never met Cyber?

No, I don’t think so.

[victor-creed-talks]

You won't. He's dead. Heavy metal poisoning from having Adamantium arms.

[askx23]

Adamantine is what Hercules' club is made of

well. You learn something everyday.

[victor-creed-talks]

What the hell is that?!

[askx23]

That guy? That’s a meme.

[asktheoldman]

Things were different back in my day.

[askx23]

You had to live without memes. Sad.

[victor-creed-talks]

That parrot shares my feelings.

[askx23]

Adamantine is what Hercules' club is made of

well. You learn something everyday.

[victor-creed-talks]

What the hell is that?!

[asktheoldman]

I heard you were once a trapper, is that true?

What?

[victor-creed-talks]

I was a Trapper for a while. What else could you be in 18th century Canada?

[ask-gabbykinney]

Do you have fangs? Or other animal features?

I do have fangs, sorta, but they aren’t super prominent. That’s it!

Though I could have fingernails like @victor-creed-talks if I wanted to.

[victor-creed-talks]

Too much maintenance. I have to file them at least once a day. You're better off without them.

[ask-gabbykinney]

I never said I did wanted to.

[victor-creed-talks]

Good, hopefully runts hair didn't get passed down.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Do you have fangs? Or other animal features?

I do have fangs, sorta, but they aren’t super prominent. That’s it!

Though I could have fingernails like @victor-creed-talks if I wanted to.

[victor-creed-talks]

Too much maintenance. I have to file them at least once a day. You're better off without them.

[victor-creed-talks]

Do you care about your nieces and nephews at all? Off the record, of course.

I don't kill kids. Most of my family is dead and buried. Most of them wanted to kill me. I have no love for poachers.

[victor-creed-talks]

aren’t you ever tired of being nice? don’t you ever wanna go apeshit?

I'm known for my pacifism and kindness.

[asktheoldman]

So do you have any pets?

Does Victor count? He’s a feral runaway animal and I don’t want him back.

[victor-creed-talks]

He’s just mad because I ate his dog once… or twice.

[asktheoldman]

You mean everytime there, bub?

[victor-creed-talks]

It’s just the nature of the beast.

[asktheoldman]

You’re not a beast, bub. You’re a waste of animal.

[victor-creed-talks]

And you’re an old man whose joints spark as he moves. Plus you’ve gotta weigh over 300, so you’re obese.

[asktheoldman]

Hard to be a lightweight with adamantium bones, you’d know alot about lightweight, wouldn’t you?

[victor-creed-talks]

I’ll chew your throat out runt.

[asktheoldman]

Try me, bub.

[victor-creed-talks]

Already have. A bit chewy.

[asktheoldman]

So do you have any pets?

Does Victor count? He’s a feral runaway animal and I don’t want him back.

[victor-creed-talks]

He’s just mad because I ate his dog once… or twice.

[asktheoldman]

You mean everytime there, bub?

[victor-creed-talks]

It’s just the nature of the beast.

[asktheoldman]

You’re not a beast, bub. You’re a waste of animal.

[victor-creed-talks]

And you’re an old man whose joints spark as he moves. Plus you’ve gotta weigh over 300, so you’re obese.

[asktheoldman]

Hard to be a lightweight with adamantium bones, you’d know alot about lightweight, wouldn’t you?

[victor-creed-talks]

I'll chew your throat out runt.

[asktheoldman]

So do you have any pets?

Does Victor count? He’s a feral runaway animal and I don’t want him back.

[victor-creed-talks]

He’s just mad because I ate his dog once… or twice.

[asktheoldman]

You mean everytime there, bub?

[victor-creed-talks]

It’s just the nature of the beast.

[asktheoldman]

You’re not a beast, bub. You’re a waste of animal.

[victor-creed-talks]

And you're an old man whose joints spark as he moves. Plus you've gotta weigh over 300, so you're obese.

[asktheoldman]

So do you have any pets?

Does Victor count? He’s a feral runaway animal and I don’t want him back.

[victor-creed-talks]

He’s just mad because I ate his dog once… or twice.

[asktheoldman]

You mean everytime there, bub?

[victor-creed-talks]

It's just the nature of the beast.

[asktheoldman]

So do you have any pets?

Does Victor count? He’s a feral runaway animal and I don’t want him back.

[victor-creed-talks]

He's just mad because I ate his dog once... or twice.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Hi Sabretooth! I’m Gabby, it’s nice to meet you!

/ @victor-creed-talks /

[victor-creed-talks]

Heh, so what is your story? Runt's girl is too young to be your mom but you have those telltale traits of being his litter.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Hmm I’m having a hard time following but I’m Laura’s clone, one of 9, so technically I’m her kid but with the age thing you mentioned (I think) I call her my sister!

[victor-creed-talks]

Your bunch needs to be more responsible with your genes. Personally I kill all my clones in the tube. Too late for that now. Welcome to the world little girl.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Gee, thanks! I’m real happy to be out and living my life, there’s so much to see!!

[asktheoldman]

Not all of us are like you, bub. Some care about family, even if they weren’t by choice. You know what Family means, ey Victor?

[victor-creed-talks]

Heh. Rich coming from you runt. I'll see you next year.