[askthepurpletyrant]

Y'ALL BETTER BE STEPPIN' OFF THE SUPREME SUGOI I'M PUTTING OUT THERE.

[askthepurpletyrant]

ARE Y'ALL REALLY ASKIN ME TO PICK FROM ALL THESE MIRACULOUS HUES?

FUCK IF I CAN TELL YA WHICH OF THESE BEAUTIFUL COLORS IS MY ALL TIME FAVE.

I DON'T WANNA DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN THE PRETTY THINGS.

[ask--neophyteredglare-blog]

((Ask box is open!!))

[askthepurpletyrant]

♑: OF COURSE I'M ALL ABOUT DISCUSSIN THE GREATEST PAST TIME SINCE LITER CHUGGIN.

♑: BUT DON'T YOU GO ROUND HERE ASKIN ME TO UP AND SELL YA THIS MIRACULOUS GIFT OF ABILITY BESTOWED UPON ME.

♑: IF YOU'RE ALL ASKING FOR A BIT OF A SAMPLE THOUGH I'LL BE MUCH WILLIN TO COME OVER THERE AND GIVE IT TO YA, I TELL YOU WHAT.

[askthepurpletyrant]

ASK AWAY ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AND FUCKETS.