Ask These Homestucks

An Ask Blog Featuring The Characters of Homestuck. Please Remember Your Manners And We Will Be An Excellent Bunch of Hosts

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Hello! Is this blog still running? I'd like to audition????

Softly. Im working on a full revamp atm.

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Under Construction

There will be recasting of the full cast due to inactivity

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TT: I am a fan of many colors. TT: Though I must say I'm rather fond of ivories, obsidians, crimsons, and jades.

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TT: 'Cute' is not the term I would have chosen myself, though your compliments are much appreciated.

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-TentacleTherapist [TT] is now online!-

TT: Salutations, my friends. It has indeed been a while hasn't it? TT: Any questions for me?

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timaeusTestified[TT] is now offline.

TT: See ya guys. I am off.

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Will you marry me, Dirk?

TT: Uh no way.TT: Where is my ring?TT: If you like it then you should put a ring on it.TT: There will be no acceptance of any proposal unless I get a ring.

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Hey, Dirk, how are you today? Do you need any mangas? I could lend you some!

TT: Hello. I am doing good.TT: Thank you for the offer but I will have to decline at this current moment.TT: I am currently reading a few novels and series that will take some time. 

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Dirk, how on earth do you and Jane keep that scamp Li'l Seb under control? He seems to have a mind all his own. Have you ever had to put him in time out?

TT: Well since I am Lil Seb’s creator he has to listen to me. 

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TT: I would not deny what I am. For I am an Otaku.  TT: And here are some of my products to prove it. Most of the rest is in my closet.

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So, Dirk, still got a thing for a certain English gentlebro?

TT: Well I uh.TT: Do I still like Jake?TT: Well the thing is with that uh.TT: Of course not. We are over so.TT: I got over him.(TT: No, I did not. But I do not want Jake thinking that I still like him.)

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Dirk, I need your help. How in the heck does one get as cute as you?♥

TT: First you have to be Born this way.TT: Second, you have to have a cute clip. 

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Well Dirk… Is your mind telling you no? Is your body telling you yes? And does that bedazzled thong chaff?

TT: Really? TT: Just no. Please. TT: I love that song as much as the next guy but please.TT: Also, I obviously do not have a bedazzled thong.

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Dirk, What do think of Roxy? :)

TT: Roxy? Well she is my best friend so obviously I do think she is quite pleasant.TT: Her alcohol problem isn’t the best but that is something I can somewhat look past. TT: But over all, she is a very cool girl.

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timaeusTestified[TT] is now online.

TT: Sup everyone.  TT: Now that I am here, come ask me some stuff.

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GG: okay but i am actually going for real this time!! GG: goodnight everyone :D -- gardenGnostic [GG] is offline! --

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GG: oh thats easy GG: being licked by terezi! GG: most of what karkat yells about is total bullshit anyway!!