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@asktheskelelodge
Hey Russ! I know it's a little late for this already (oops), but... If you were to ask someone to be your Valentine, how would you go about it?
“i’d be casual about it and ask ‘em to go to get a drink with me, maybe listen to some live music. ‘m sure there’s plenty of people playin’ on v-day.” He suddenly smirks, leaning down so his face is closer to yours. “so how about it, darlin’? i know we missed the actual day, but i bet we could still find some fun.”
Am I too late? I dare Blue to give me the highest quality of cuddles he can provide, cuz finals are next week and I caught a cold at the convention I went to the previous weekend :( I am 100% positive his cuddles will cure me
“YOU WENT TO A CONVENTION??? I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO GO WITH YOU!! DID YOU DRESS UP? I HELPED ALPHYS MAKE A HUGE HAMMER FOR A COSPL-- I MEAN, UM, REPLICA FROM HUMAN HISTORY?? ANYWAY, IT WAS FUN! AND I --”
“YOU’RE SO SILLY, ZELLY! OF COURSE I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT THE MAGNIFICENT SANS’S CUDDLES ARE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT CUDDLES IMAGINABLE! ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR CURE, MY LOVE, AND I’LL CUDDLE YOUR SNIFFLES AWAY SO YOU’LL BE AT YOUR ABSOLUTE BEST TO DEFEAT FINALS!”
Grinning, Blueberry pulls you to the couch, where he wraps his arms around you, cuddling you tight. A leg even hooks around one of yours, effectively capturing his human -- a thought that makes him chuckle lightly as he clinks his teeth against your forehead in a gentle skeleton kiss.
truth for buc and/or cap'n! what was it like trying to socially adjust to a more 'advanced' timeline? did you find it hard to accept the more modern and progressive social values? have you changed your minds on anything or are you still more comfortable with your own views?
“th’ strangest thing’s that monsters an’ humans live together. t’ be bold, me thinks it’s pure barry. believe ye me, if i didn’t ‘ave t’ be underwater, i wouldn’t. but ‘tis a curse ‘ve gotta live wit’ fer now.”
“BAH, ‘M NOT AS MUCH O’ A FAN. BEIN’ LANDLOCKED MAKES ME ANTSY, AN’ TH’ REGULATIONS ON MONSTERS AREN’T ALL THAT LENIENT WHEN IT COMES TO SAILIN’ A LARGE SHIP. I COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT THE SOCIETY HERE. ALL I WANT’S T’ SAIL AND FIND A WAY FER THINGS T’ GO BACK TO NORMAL. AN’ I’M NOT TALKIN’ ABOUT RETURNIN’ TO OUR TIMELINE. THAT’S NOT EVEN OUR NORM.”
"I triple dog dare Captain Blackberry to kiss a zombie right on the lips." *This situation is oddly familiar in how he met Freaky.*
“S...SO YOU REMEMBER! YOU REMEMBER THAT THE MALEVOLENT SANS DOE NOT BACK DOWN FROM TRIPLE DOG DARES! HOWEVER! IF YOU WANTED A KISS SO BADLY, YOU NEEDN’T DARE ME TO DO IT!”
He’s blushing so brightly that his entire skull seems to be glowing. This long around Freaky, and he still becomes abashed when it comes to direct affection -- especially when she’s the one technically initiating it. He lifts his chin and strides over to her, trying his best to appear composed. “AT LEAST NOW I KNOW IT WON’T TURN ME INTO A ZOMBIE,” he remarks, and... was that an attempt at a joke? Maybe Mutt was wrong and he does have a sense of humor. One gloved hand reaches out and cups her cheek, and he leans forward, pressing his sharp teeth against her lips -- and holding the kiss.
Alright that was kinda fun, if a little bit disappointing? But no matter! I'd like to offer someone, ANY of the skeletons, to Truth or Dare ME. Bring it on, boys! I'm staying awake for this as long as I am able to, I miss these events my gosh :D :D :P
“ok, i’ve got a truth an’ a dare, since you’re stayin’ up, darlin’. what’re your biggest deal-breakers when it comes to datin’ someone? and... i know ya wanted a dance, so let’s do it. but i dare you to lead.” He smirks, quirking a bony brow as he holds out his hand.
I dare any willing participants to give TT a big hug in my stead. <33
“sure thing. c’mere ty.” Stretch chuckles, and Ty willingly accepts the hug, sinking into the warmth of his hoodie. Over his shoulder, the tortoise makes eye contact with Edge and mouths something, to which he makes a face, but strides forward -- toward Mella.
“IT’S BEEN TOO LONG. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ALL OF YOUR TRAINING?”
*You get the feeling that he wants to embrace you -- but he also wants to hear something else first.
Truth for the Swapfell bros, what is your most favourite thing about your brother?
“i like everything about m’lord. but if i had to pick one thing in particular... it’d be his sense of humor. it’s terrible.”
“WHAT?! IT IS NOT! JUST BECAUSE I DON’T MAKE THOSE ATROCIOUS PUNS DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TERRIBLE! HMPH! WELL, MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU NO LONGER APPLIES!”
“if you say so, m’lord.” Mutt has a rather shit-eating grin, while Blackberry crosses his arms and turns away.
*... You feel as if you didn’t get a straight answer from either of them.
Red, I dare you to hug Axe for a full minute
“why.” He doesn’t look amused.
“ok, ok. a dare’s a dare.” Red grumbles, but concedes and cautiously wraps his arms around Axe. The latter skeleton gives him a manic smile that has Red leaning away, sweating a little. “... freak.”
“you’re just jealous that a certain someone is gonna pick me.”
“like hell that’s gonna happen!”
“for fuck’s sake--”
“ok, let’s do this.” Axe has a broad grin as he holds out an arm -- still within Red’s embrace -- and let’s you kiss him all over his skull. The dip part is awkward -- you have to dip both him and Red, and the three of you nearly fall over -- but Axe is more than happy to reward your efforts with a kiss that has Red making horrible gagging noises in an effort to ruin the mood.
Finally, Red releases Axe with a shove and stomps away, loudly grumbling.
Oh geez, uhhhhh, Truth! For those who want to answer, either your guilty pleasure, or your biggest pet peeve! (You too Ty! Have a great day!)
“MY GUILTY PLEASURE IS SUGAR! SWEET THINGS ALWAYS TASTE THE BEST, AND THAT’S WHY I PUT LICORICE IN MY FRIENDSHIP TACOS! AND... MY PET PEEVE IS WHEN I GET TREATED AS A CHILD.”
“huh... well, there’s plenty of pleasures i’m guilty of, but i like homemade ketchup. and my pet peeve is most of the idiots in this lodge.”
“ME GUILTY PLEASURE ‘S SAILIN’ THROUGH TH’ OPEN SEAS WITH THE WIND AGAINST ME FACE AN’ NO ONE TO BOTHER ME BUT ME FIRST MATE. AN’ ME PET PEEVE’S THOSE THAT EXTEND A HAND T’ SHAKE WIT’ ONE CLUTCHIN’ A DAGGER BEHIND THEY’S BACKS!”
“my guilty pleasure these days has been beat saber. paps beats me every time we play, but it’s fun. and my pet peeve? heh. when someone asks me to make a promise.”
*My guilty pleasure is Reese’s. If I’m having a bad day, I go to the store and get a pack, and it always makes me feel better. And my pet peeve is probably passive-aggressive notes at work. You know those ones that say “Keep this area clean?” or “Finish using these before you open another box” or “Let’s keep the stickers nice and neat! =D” Ugghh, I always rip them up because it makes the place look so unprofessional to have them plastered all over everything.
Also, hey there! <3 It’s good to see you! I hope you’re doing well! =D
With that last ask on the dash in mind, I DARE ANYONE TO PANTS EDGE RIGHT NOW!!
“on it.”
Quickly, Stretch rips off a flustered Edge’s skull belt, expecting the pants to fall. However… they don’t move. Edge smirks, and Stretch reaches out to give a belt loop an experimental tug downward to no avail. To his surprise, Edge just stands there, his arms confidently crossed.
“welp… that didn’t work as planned.”
“BEHOLD THE POWER OF WHAT HUMANS CALL ‘SKINNY JEANS’! IT WILL TAKE MORE EFFORT THAN THAT TO GET INTO THE TERRIBLE PAPYRUS’S PANTS!!”
its 2am nd i’m like?? only hakf conscious but!!!!! i gota truth for anyone down to answer: whats the single most Dumbest situation youve ever gotten yourself into? like,, im talkin full on Extreme Shenanigans, Absolute Buffoonery, something that you either keep under wraps or something you retell in pure glee bc it’s just That High A Level Of Dumbassery. ok m goin sleep now gnight & tt i hope youre doin good love u 💚💚
“well, there was that time i got my hand stuck in a vending machine.”
“i trusted someone i thought was a friend.”
*This is supposed to be light-hearted, Axe! Hm... Recently, someone tried to nudge me with his elbow, and I thought he was going for a weird elbow-bump celebration thing because our hands were dirty, so I tried to bump my elbow against his, and he pulled away. And then, he realized what I was trying to do, tried to do it back, but I pulled away. So we just awkwardly waved elbows at each other, and I wanted to die on the spot. Also, I love you, Nyx! <3
“i thought i grabbed mustard, but it was honey mustard, so i spit it out all over my shirt wit’ a buncha people walkin’ around on the sidewalk.”
“I WENT TO ATTEND A CULINARY CLASS, BUT ACCIDENTALLY WENT IN THE WRONG BUILDING! IT TOOK ME TWENTY MINUTES TO REALIZE THAT WELDING ISN’T JUST EXTREME COOKING! WHO KNEW?? I STILL THINK I CAN APPLY SOME OF THE SKILLS I LEARNED TO THE KITCHEN!!”
I have a truth for all the skelebaes! Which is more appealing: a British or a French accent?
“AS LONG AS I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, ACCENTS MEAN LITTLE TO ME.”
“i’ve heard accents all over, an’ i like it when they can roll their R’s. which one is that?”
“DIDN’T THE FRENCH INVENT SPAGHETTI?? IF SO, THAT ONE!”
“BAH, I DON’T REALLY CARE EITHER WAY.”
“i like ‘em both, heh. they’re both good for puns. like i see london, i see france--”
“i see edge’s underpants.”
“WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE. I’M NOT WEARING-- I MEAN -- MY BELT IS KEEPING MY PANTS AT AN APPROPRIATE HEIGHT, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”
I dare someone to yeet me to bed, bc the clock is 3 frikking am and I'm still awake (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤ i am been naughty af
“BEIN’ NAUGHTY, ARE YE? THAT REMINDS ME O’ A CERTAIN BONEY ASSOCIATE O’ YOURS...”
Is... Is he blushing a little? Cap’n brushes it off as mere irritation -- nothing more!
“I KNOW NOT WHAT THIS YEET BUSINESS IS, BUT I’M SKILLED WIT’ HANDLIN’ LAZINESS!” He proceeds to pick you up and sling you toward your bed. There’s enough precision to his strength that it doesn’t hurt or cause you to bounce off, thankfully. He then points a finger at you, looking down haughtily. “NOW GO T’ SLEEP BEFORE YOU ARE PUNISHED FER YOUR N-..NAUGHTINESS!”
hey buc, i dare you to try and pick me up. 😘
“one look at ye, an’ a shiver went right up me timber. so why don’t ye come on over ‘ere, an’ let ol’ buc whisk ye away fer a night o’ dancin’ the goat’s jig?”
*It’s been a while since I’ve answered asks over here, so if you guys wanna send in Truth or Dare asks, I’m totally down to play it tonight! You remember how it works, right? If not, search my “#truth or dare” tag on the blog for a refresher.
-whispers- But I am at work, so keep your sinning to suggestive or innuendos. ;D
Heya Stretch, my dearest silver fox, am I allowed to sit on your lap this Christmas? I promise I'll be good ♥
“the fact that i’m pretty sure that was a grandpa stab means you’re on my naughty list. lucky for you, that’s the list that matters. c’mon and have a seat, and we’ll see if i can make your gyftmas dreams come true.”
Scale all the skeletons by how much they like to be dominated? Doesn't matter how they want to be dominated (either mommy/daddy kind, pet play, etc), but which skelly most prefers leaving control to their partner(s)?
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